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CRASH THE CUCK

CRASH THE CUCK

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1. Believe in God; anything that is good is God
2. Obey God's law (don't cheat, don't lie, don't steal, don't be envious, don't be a faggot, don't be a whore, don't be a simp, don't be a coomer, don't be pagan, don't be a murderer)
2.5. Believe that God gave Christ as a sacrifice to redeem you for any sins you committed.
3. Because you are a sinner, repent to God/Christ (turn away from your old ways with your very heart, soul and intentions)
4. Believe in Christ that He will forgive those transgressions, and when He does forgive them, do everything you can to obey God's law and look forward to a good future.
5. Through faith in Christ, and thanks to Christ for making you clean after repentance, call upon the Holy spirit to resist demonic temptation and in order to fulfil God's law and will, and to remain clean for Christ.

Thats the basics
 
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Believe in God :forcedsmile:
 
don't be envious, don't be a faggot, don't be a whore, don't be a simp, don't be a coomer, don't be pagan, don't be a murderer
So the entire forum is going to HE double hockey sticks I guess
 
Archons keep your soul trapped on this hellish earth, Religion is created by Jews for Goyim to live their life
as obedient peasants.
success with your next reincarnation, cause you need it.
Been born and raised christian, God never was there and ive seen things which made me question the existence of God.
 
UPDATE:

1. Believe in Christ with all your soul and might
2. Saved
 

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