Turned 43 today and still a virgin

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

I hope an Isis sniper takes me out before this shit

 

[BrokenRotten]

I just hope you guys don't end up like me.

Happy birthday man. If its any condolence, I knew a man who's wife walked out on him on the morning of his...30th birthday? And took their son (who he gets to see once a week now). Hope your day is going better than that, at least.

 

[IncelmaBinHardon]

Young whippersnapper. It ain't over till it's over.

 

[Wiggal]

At least try to leave a print before you vanish.

 

[_wifebeater_]

Look on the bright side, you're closer to death than most of us

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