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Serious Truecel Trait: Your family thought you had paranormal otherworldy powers (But it was autism / spergism)

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I was a very, very strange child. I could lie down and look into the carpet while rubbing my eyes on it in true autism fashion, I said anything that came to mind without inhibition. I sleepwalked and had very vivid dreams which my dumb ass would confuse with reality (still have "memories" that were actually dreams and never happened in reality) and often spun around in my sleep sometimes woke up under the bed etc basically had a lot of energy and very low understanding of the world as a kid.

It reached a point where my grandfather believed I had a paranormal sight, my grandfather was a very religious man from a simple village, he often asked me for lottery numbers which always turned out wrong and tried asking me roundabout questions to gain some sort of esoteric information. My parents did the same and had me going to a sort of daycare church for protestants to come closer to god and be rid of these obviously demonic night terrors and sleep disturbance (it couldn't possibly have anything to do with them watching horror movies while us kids sitting right next to them 8 years old peeking through our hands at The Exorcist and The Ring).

Still to this day my grandmother says "you who have the gift come look at this xyz" and she'll show some picture or talk about some dream or spoopy experience so to this day my family chooses to believe that I have paranormal magical powers rather then the more likely fact that I was an autistic spergy child that should have had actual discipline and routine and not just disciplinary beatings and a complete indifference otherwise.

Any other chosen ones, golden children, angel touched, gifted children or other truecels can relate to this or is it just my double digit IQ family?
 

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ngl i almost shit myself laughing while reading this :feelskek: My grandmother thought i was autistic because as a child i would always stare at a fixed point for hours while i was immersed in thought
 
Would you rather have that or being bullied by your relatives for being too weird for them
 
ngl i almost shit myself laughing while reading this :feelskek: My grandmother thought i was autistic because as a child i would always stare at a fixed point for hours while i was immersed in thought
I bring it up these days to embarrass and humiliate them in front of my grandma and at least these days they have some shame over it, two adults with children, a house and kids believing in such things. I have so many stories that crack me up over how absurd and unhinged they were such is life in an inbred smalltown where we have plymouth brothers, penecostals, jehovas witness, baptist and many other in my town.

I remember once I was reading a book and the reading lamp was shaking making a clanking sound almost like a bell, I could hear my parents shitting themselves going "DO YOU HEAR THAT?! ARE THOSE CHURCH BELLS!?!!?" completely scared to death I just lay there laughing my ass off shaking the lamp extra hard, I have too many such dumb shit.
 
I bring it up these days to embarrass and humiliate them in front of my grandma and at least these days they have some shame over it, two adults with children, a house and kids believing in such things. I have so many stories that crack me up over how absurd and unhinged they were such is life in an inbred smalltown where we have plymouth brothers, penecostals, jehovas witness, baptist and many other in my town.

I remember once I was reading a book and the reading lamp was shaking making a clanking sound almost like a bell, I could hear my parents shitting themselves going "DO YOU HEAR THAT?! ARE THOSE CHURCH BELLS!?!!?" completely scared to death I just lay there laughing my ass off shaking the lamp extra hard, I have too many such dumb shit.
Fuck, your family is crazy as shit :feelskek:
Thank God I didn't grow up with either of my parents, otherwise I'd be crazier than I am
 
Fuck, your family is crazy as shit :feelskek:
Thank God I didn't grow up with either of my parents, otherwise I'd be crazier than I am
They are schizo on both sides, only my fathers parents had normal intellect and normal temperament the rest have something that is off in some way be it alcoholism, anger issues, paranoia, anxiety, autism etc etc goofy genes
 
They are schizo on both sides, only my fathers parents had normal intellect and normal temperament the rest have something that is off in some way be it alcoholism, anger issues, paranoia, anxiety, autism etc etc goofy genes
I understand you, i also come from a great lineage of genetic garbage.
 
I was a very, very strange child. I could lie down and look into the carpet while rubbing my eyes on it in true autism fashion, I said anything that came to mind without inhibition. I sleepwalked and had very vivid dreams which my dumb ass would confuse with reality (still have "memories" that were actually dreams and never happened in reality) and often spun around in my sleep sometimes woke up under the bed etc basically had a lot of energy and very low understanding of the world as a kid.

It reached a point where my grandfather believed I had a paranormal sight, my grandfather was a very religious man from a simple village, he often asked me for lottery numbers which always turned out wrong and tried asking me roundabout questions to gain some sort of esoteric information. My parents did the same and had me going to a sort of daycare church for protestants to come closer to god and be rid of these obviously demonic night terrors and sleep disturbance (it couldn't possibly have anything to do with them watching horror movies while us kids sitting right next to them 8 years old peeking through our hands at The Exorcist and The Ring).

Still to this day my grandmother says "you who have the gift come look at this xyz" and she'll show some picture or talk about some dream or spoopy experience so to this day my family chooses to believe that I have paranormal magical powers rather then the more likely fact that I was an autistic spergy child that should have had actual discipline and routine and not just disciplinary beatings and a complete indifference otherwise.

Any other chosen ones, golden children, angel touched, gifted children or other truecels can relate to this or is it just my double digit IQ family?
I scored pretty good on IONS Psi tests tbh
 
Tell me about these fake memories.
Just normal memories like playing with childhood friends or visiting someplace special or local except it never happened, they were vivid dreams / lucid dreams, for some reason they are more memorable to me then my actual childhood experiences, I often confused reality and fiction as a child to the confusion of my parents, family and friends, I guess it's some schizo genes
 
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Strangely relatable thread. My grandma thought I was a shaman or some shit because I would regularly stare into space and daydream/dissociate since I was a child. The son of an Indian shaman would also tell me about his visions while I was growing up and hint that I might be "special" like him. No dude, I'm just an autistic weirdo who likes schizo occult shit and creeping out normies. It's a shame we live in the modern scientific age because in the past people like us could grift idiots and start cults.

Gnosticism
 
Did you ever have a memory of fucking a hot waifu? It might be a vision :feelsaww:
I had a dream I kissed my childhood friend, I confused it with reality and told people I kissed her, we were very young 11 or so and I remember her getting irritated with me but I was a pretty cute kid so it wasn't a problem, I had many such schizo moments until my early to mid teens unfortunately, as I said my grandpa tried with me giving him lottery numbers but they always lost lmao so just autism and general derangement.
 
Strangely relatable thread. My grandma thought I was a shaman or some shit because I would regularly stare into space and daydream/dissociate since I was a child. The son of an Indian shaman would also tell me about his visions while I was growing up and hint that I might be "special" like him. No dude, I'm just an autistic weirdo who likes schizo occult shit and creeping out normies. It's a shame we live in the modern scientific age because in the past people like us could grift idiots and start cults.

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Yeah I have a feeling i'd have managed better 250 years ago, I had the gift of the silver tongue as a kid and teen coupled with low inhib if my parents were less bluecollar I could have been a great snakeoil salesman since it seemingly runs in my family to be a scammer and grifter too, I got a one armed cousin of my father that managed to get a local business to sign off one of their wheelloaders to his name, dude just walked in with a suit and papers and talked their ear off, sold it for 1.2 mil or 120k USD / euro apx. and made a small profit after some legalities were worked out.

Dude sold portraits of my countries king in 25x25 for a cheap price, the thing was they wer 25x25 mm so a little stamp lmao
 
Yeah I have a feeling i'd have managed better 250 years ago, I had the gift of the silver tongue as a kid and teen coupled with low inhib if my parents were less bluecollar I could have been a great snakeoil salesman since it seemingly runs in my family to be a scammer and grifter too, I got a one armed cousin of my father that managed to get a local business to sign off one of their wheelloaders to his name, dude just walked in with a suit and papers and talked their ear off, sold it for 1.2 mil or 120k USD / euro apx. and made a small profit after some legalities were worked out.

Dude sold portraits of my countries king in 25x25 for a cheap price, the thing was they wer 25x25 mm so a little stamp lmao
Jesus Christ that's funny. Based scammaxxer :feelskek:
 
This gave me a good laugh bro thanks :feelskek:
 
I remember my mother went to a "psychic" with my father and her friend and asked about me, the fortune teller said "It will take a long time but eventually both your sons will live well off." and now whenever the subject of me being a shut in with no friends and permavirgin comes up I always bring this up as my defense.
 

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The worst thing is when your dreams become a blur despite being able to recount vivid dreams from a decade+ ago
 
Totally happens to all of us
 

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