It's Over Truecel trait: your dick isn't presentable

[sneed (not chuck)]

If your dick is curved, small, has any birthmark, or doesn't look like a perfect veiny pornstar dick it's OVER. Modern women grew up with porn and that is what their expectations are. They have no reason to expect a curved dick. If they see your curved dick they will think something is wrong with it.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

No darkness allowed around the crotch or inner thigh either.

 

[Waco]

If your dick is curved

has any birthmark

doesn't look like a perfect veiny pornstar dick

Brutal, also bonus: Has phimosis

 

[HeroinNihilism]

ur dick is never presentable if you can never present it to somebody

 

[PLA1092]

only thing that matters is size

 

[kohlcel]

ur dick is never presentable if you can never present it to somebody

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

I've got fordyce spots on mine, hundreds of them.

 

[IronsideCel]

bbc gottem





over for nonbbccels

 

[HeroinNihilism]

my dick has a very wide pee hole because of all the surgeries in my bladder, when i pee it's like a waterfall

 

[CantEscapeYourFate]

Mine is small. Nothing worse than being a black guy without a BBC

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

my dick has a very wide pee hole because of all the surgeries in my bladder, when i pee it's like a waterfall

Piss mogger

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

my dick has a very wide pee hole because of all the surgeries in my bladder, when i pee it's like a waterfall

Brutal. First time I've heard of such a wretched condition.

Mine is small. Nothing worse than being a black guy without a BBC

True, being a dicklet for blacks is more brutal because of the high expectations.

 

[Med Amine]

having a curved dick makes it look even shorter

 

[UnluckyCell]

LET ME CHANGE VOTES I READ IT WRONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[frmentalcel]

Has phimosis

brutal

 

[HeroinNihilism]

LET ME CHANGE VOTES I READ IT WRONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Waco]

brutal

indeed

 

[My Name Jeff]

My genital area is darker than the rest of my body, the place where my dick was circumcised is almost brown. No fucking clue why this is the case.

I also have feint bumps on the tip area but it isn't like pimples or an STD or anything. Based on other post it is likely something called fordyce spots.

Also somehow a cyst formed in my scrotum and it feels like I have 2 normal testicles and 1 smaller one.

tl;dr my genital area is fucked

 

[LeFrenchCel]

My dick is fucked up

 

[My Name Jeff]

I've got fordyce spots on mine, hundreds of them.

Dude i've got this too, wtf what causes it?

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Dude i've got this too, wtf what causes it?

Ugly dick genes. Ever tried popping them? Very painful.

 

[My Name Jeff]

Ugly dick genes. Ever tried popping them? Very painful.

Yes. I managed to pop 2 through insane amounts of pain thinking maybe I could get rid of them and never did it again.

Really? It's just genes? Are you fucking kidding me? Why the fuck does life give me no breaks.

Is there any way to get rid of them?

 

[huaus]

its permanently curved downwards
over.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Yes. I managed to pop 2 through insane amounts of pain thinking maybe I could get rid of them and never did it again.

What came out of the popped ones?

Is there any way to get rid of them?

Surgery I think but it's probably expensive.

 

[My Name Jeff]

What came out of the popped ones?

Surgery I think but it's probably expensive.

It was the tiniest amount of like hardened skin. I also could only do it to the ones on the shaft not the ones on the head, trying to do it the ones on the head hurt too much.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

If your dick is curved, small, has any birthmark, or doesn't look like a perfect veiny pornstar dick it's OVER. Modern women grew up with porn and that is what their expectations are. They have no reason to expect a curved dick. If they see your curved dick they will think something is wrong with it.

Do friction burns count?

 

[Ellsworth]

Mine is fucked up and small.

 

[Fallout]

bbc gottem





over for nonbbccels

porn or fetishmaxx then instead of humble bragging

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

If your dick is curved

has any birthmark

doesn't look like a perfect veiny pornstar dick

I have phimosis

 

[IceStorm]

Mine Is Straight , Uncut And Either Medium Or Large ( Haven't Measured It ) But Years Of Excessive Cooming Has Made It Dry And Worn Out

 

[Balding Subhuman]

I'm not 7 inches so its not presentable, women would cut it off because they hate small cocks

 

[Antifem Lord]

Over brutal dick pill no women will be satisfied with your tiny dick

 

[Antifem Lord]

I need a foid to suck my dick while it’s soft