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It's Over Truecel trait: There's always more than enough cake at the party

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sub5ricemale

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Usually, the parties you go to end up having enough or more than enough cake to serve to everyone. IN fact, you can stuff enough cake down your stomach to feed yourself full and you still wouldon't run out. You never have to worry about everyone getting their fair share, because there's always enough to feed everyone.

For my life, I never really had big birthday parties. It was always me and my family who celebrated it. Sometimes, a few of my close friends as well. We always bought a normal sized cake which was always a leftover. Even when I went to other people's birthday parties, I rarely had to ever worry about there not being enough cake for me.

Maybye during my 19th birthday, I'll buy a whole cake and eat it alone and get diabetes. :feelsokman::feelsthink::feelsautistic:

Not sure about you guys, but there always was never enough people to worry about fairly rationing the cake. It's kind of like having a king-sized bed but nobody to ever sleep in it with you.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Denixnxq_2M
 
Buying your own birthday cake, its over
 
Usually, the parties you go to end up having enough or more than enough cake to serve to everyone. IN fact, you can stuff enough cake down your stomach to feed yourself full and you still wouldon't run out. You never have to worry about everyone getting their fair share, because there's always enough to feed everyone.

For my life, I never really had big birthday parties. It was always me and my family who celebrated it. Sometimes, a few of my close friends as well. We always bought a normal sized cake which was always a leftover. Even when I went to other people's birthday parties, I rarely had to ever worry about there not being enough cake for me.

Maybye during my 19th birthday, I'll buy a whole cake and eat it alone and get diabetes. :feelsokman::feelsthink::feelsautistic:

Not sure about you guys, but there always was never enough people to worry about fairly rationing the cake. It's kind of like having a king-sized bed but nobody to ever sleep in it with you.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Denixnxq_2M

I don't want to celebrate my birthday.
 
Since im a fucking loser most of my birthdays were just a small family reunion but after all the discussion i think is the best for me if i celebrate it alone in my room with putting a candle on a cupcake as birthday cake
 
I have been making my own birthday cakes for years. Making a cake from scratch is not at all difficult, and making it myself has always been part of the fun.
 
I don't want to celebrate my birthday.
Same tbh. But when you go to other's parties, do you worry bout there being enough cake?
Since im a fucking loser most of my birthdays were just a small family reunion but after all the discussion i think is the best for me if i celebrate it alone in my room with putting a candle on a cupcake as birthday cake
That's even more bleak than eating cake alone.
I have been making my own birthday cakes for years. Making a cake from scratch is not at all difficult, and making it myself has always been part of the fun.
You can gift yourself a birthday cake:feelskek::feelskek:
 
I have been making my own birthday cakes for years. Making a cake from scratch is not at all difficult, and making it myself has always been part of the fun.
Ive done that a few times, it's very satisfy
 
never really did much for my birthday even as a child or went to others
 
Buying your own birthday cake, its over
It's even more brutal when you have to buy your own birthday gifts
 
I'll try that tbh.

I'll ask mommy for an oled monitor so I can finally game and forget about the real world
My mother died of cancer complications when I was 15, and my father has been in a nursing home for three years as he is in his mid-70s and has advanced Alzheimer's. He does not recognize me anymore. :feelsbadman:
 
My mother died of cancer complications when I was 15, and my father has been in a nursing home for three years as he is in his mid-70s and has advanced Alzheimer's. He does not recognize me anymore. :feelsbadman:
I'm sorry brocel.

I pray that your father miraculously gets better from alzheimers as well as you have a good life
 
Cake is fucking awesome.
 
that means your friends dont give a crap about you. fuck your scumbag friends! I unfriended tons of scumbags in my life like a kurdroach faggot
Im at the buffet rn and my friend is on gis phone jfl.
 
Birthdays don’t mean anything. Why celebrate the anniversary your mother shit your out of her cunt
 
i never had a friend on my birthday in almost 18 years if i remember correctly , absolute fucking chud
 
when did you get unbanned?
 

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