sub5ricemale
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Usually, the parties you go to end up having enough or more than enough cake to serve to everyone. IN fact, you can stuff enough cake down your stomach to feed yourself full and you still wouldon't run out. You never have to worry about everyone getting their fair share, because there's always enough to feed everyone.
For my life, I never really had big birthday parties. It was always me and my family who celebrated it. Sometimes, a few of my close friends as well. We always bought a normal sized cake which was always a leftover. Even when I went to other people's birthday parties, I rarely had to ever worry about there not being enough cake for me.
Maybye during my 19th birthday, I'll buy a whole cake and eat it alone and get diabetes.


Not sure about you guys, but there always was never enough people to worry about fairly rationing the cake. It's kind of like having a king-sized bed but nobody to ever sleep in it with you.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Denixnxq_2M
For my life, I never really had big birthday parties. It was always me and my family who celebrated it. Sometimes, a few of my close friends as well. We always bought a normal sized cake which was always a leftover. Even when I went to other people's birthday parties, I rarely had to ever worry about there not being enough cake for me.
Maybye during my 19th birthday, I'll buy a whole cake and eat it alone and get diabetes.
Not sure about you guys, but there always was never enough people to worry about fairly rationing the cake. It's kind of like having a king-sized bed but nobody to ever sleep in it with you.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Denixnxq_2M





