SuicideFuel Truecel trait: the universe is against you

[Star Keirmer]

Trigger warning: ESL text ahead
I get into unfortunate circumstances way too often for these to be coincedences:

On February 1st, 2025 i was supposed to have a job interview at McSlop, only to find out the mall the McSlopfen was based in got closed and all the people were evacuated AFTER i arrived for the reasons i still don't know.

The interview got postponed to Feb 2nd and the same night my OCD convinced me there was something wrong with my voice and i needed to fix it. I ended up coughing and straining my voice to a point where i started having difficulties speaking (it took a few days for my throat to heal). I was so flabbergasted by this self-sabotage i cried myself to sleep.

Now, the interview went smoothly, but i was unpleasantly surprised to learn that in order to flip burgers for 200$/mo i had to have a vaccine i was never jabbed with as a kid, even though i was assured all people get it at birth.

Of course i ended up never working there and am still homerotting to this day.

 

[Star Keirmer]

2 weeks ago, after not gaming for several days i finally got to my PC. Not even 30 minutes after i booted it up, the power went off in my area and it wasn't restored till the morning.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

That's why I just take the piss as much as possible. Nothing has any meaning to me anyway.

 

[Star Keirmer]

On April 8th, 2025 i had a yearly appointment with my therapist. My mother drove me to the place the therapist worked at for YEARS, only to find out she moved to a different address. My mother then missed a turn as whe was driving me to the new place and we ended up wasting 20 of the paid 60 minutes of therapy

 

[Zaraj11]

On April 8th, 2025 i had a yearly appointment with my therapist. My mother drove me to the place the therapist worked at for YEARS, only to find out she moved to a different address. My mother then missed a turn as whe was driving me to the new place and we ended up wasting 20 of the paid 60 minutes of therapy

This one is a win

 

[Fantasea]

just get vaxxed all my jobs required it too.

 

[Star Keirmer]

1 hour ago, after not gaming for several days in a row again, i made myself some tea and was planning on gaming right after finishing it. Suddenly the outlet my TV was connected to shorted and burnt from inside. The rest of the outlets in the house seem okay, but i'm still scared to turn my PC on. I've decided to wait till my father returns from work and assesses the situation

 

[Star Keirmer]

just get vaxxed all my jobs required it too.

Fuck vaxxes and fuck the jews

 

[Fantasea]

Fuck vaxxes and fuck the jews

over for u

 

[psyop]

flip burgers for 200$/mo

Are you Indian?

 

[poorenglishcel]

Universe is too creative when it tries to troll us

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Trigger warning: ESL text ahead
I get into unfortunate circumstances way too often for these to be coincedences:

On February 1st, 2025 i was supposed to have a job interview at McSlop, only to find out the mall the McSlopfen was based in got closed and all the people were evacuated AFTER i arrived for the reasons i still don't know.

The interview got postponed to Feb 2nd and the same night my OCD convinced me there was something wrong with my voice and i needed to fix it. I ended up coughing and straining my voice to a point where i started having difficulties speaking (it took a few days for my throat to heal). I was so flabbergasted by this self-sabotage i cried myself to sleep.

Now, the interview went smoothly, but i was unpleasantly surprised to learn that in order to flip burgers for 200$/mo i had to have a vaccine i was never jabbed with as a kid, even though i was assured all people get it at birth.

Of course i ended up never working there and am still homerotting to this day.

based

 

[Star Keirmer]

Are you Indian?

Russian

 

[Star Keirmer]

>inb4 ruzzians don't have McSlopfen
They rebranded it as Vkusno i tochka (Tasty and that's it) but i still call it McSlopberg