JFL Truecel trait: No one believed my ascension post even with a ban

[Copexodius Maximus]

I made a larp story about ascending on April Fools. People knew right away it was an April Fools joke. But then I had to take it up a notch and request a ban to make it more believable. People were literally saying I got banned for a joke before they were willing to believe I could have actually ascended. Even after weeks of the ban, no one took the ban seriously and just kept saying “why is he banned”?

Jfl, completely over when no one here thought it was possible and that there had to be another explanation.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

kek

 

[Incline]

lol

 

[parzurnacs]

I was very new here and even I knew it was a larp. Over for you

 

[Govid_Dorious]

i wished it was true

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

You got us bamboozled .Good one brocel.

Ok. Mods ban him , he's incel shaming us.
jk

No one was convinced.

I was very new here and even I knew it was a larp. Over for you

i wished it was true

If only. But no happy endings for subhumans (unless we are referring to ones from massage therapists).

 

[Cunning Linguist]

Probably because they could see "posted on 1 April"

 

[M.Yass]

I thought it could've been real, the fact that it isn't is even more demoralizing.

 

[Med Amine]

the mods actually told us that you requested the ban the moment we asked them in the ban discussion so a lot of people knew it was a joke.

it would have been better if you didn't make something like this in april fool and just done it in a normal day then requested a ban. that would have been more believable.
anyway welcome back

 

[NorthernWind]

I first believed.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I wondered why you were banned. Now it all makes sense. Way to double down btw.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

yup the giga trucels even with an ascension post wouldn't be believed

 

[lifefuel]

Plot twist: he really did ascend but doesn't want you to know he's a fakecel

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

make the story plausible next time. if you said that you ascended with a single mom, people would have believed.

Better to rot than to be a cuck

I thought it could've been real, the fact that it isn't is even more demoralizing.

Thanks jfl, at least greycels can be tricked. I’m sorry for the demoralization.

it would have been better if you didn't make something like this in april fool and just done it in a normal day then requested a ban. that would have been more believable.
anyway welcome back

But april fools is when you play the jokes for fun bro.

Plot twist: he really did ascend but doesn't want you to know he's a fakecel

I first believed.

yup the giga trucels even with an ascension post wouldn't be believed

Meanwhile other users get called fakecel everytime they breathe too hard. The truecel detection skills are brutal.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

It wasn't believable in the first place due to how the story panned out.

If I’m gonna make an ascension larp, why not make it the best version possible? A man can dream.

 

[Lonelyus]

You got us bamboozled .Good one brocel.

Ok. Mods ban him , he's incel shaming us.
jk

 

[Lonelyus]

Plot twist: he really did ascend but doesn't want you to know he's a fakecel

Maybe hes in love and love us too much so he doesnt want to say goodbye no homo
maybe brolove just like the GTAV emote

 

[osman27]

Link please. I would love to read it

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

dis is y u inkel

It’s over

Maybe hes in love and love us too much so he doesnt want to say goodbye no homo
maybe brolove just like the GTAV emote

jfl, love is a better feeling than what I feel.

Link please. I would love to read it

I ascended with the happiest ending that ever existed on this forum (my final post)

Looks like this is going to be my last post here. I’ve been talking to this blonde hair blue eyed girl from Chechnya. She knocked on my door one day and told me she just recently came to Canada, and that our grandparents knew each other. They didn’t know that my parents had passed away, and I...

incels.is

 

[Bjorn Ironside]

wow… that’s actually brutal…



it’s over, Chico

 

[Magicmirror]

wow… that’s actually brutal…



it’s over, Chico

Coissoontno poisoned Poisson une Jaime appelle voudrais

 

[ElTruecel]

Over

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

wow… that’s actually brutal…



it’s over, Chico

Over

Never began

 

[Indari]

i kinda believed it before i read the latter part of it then the replies tbh

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

i kinda believed it before i read the latter part of it then the replies tbh

Thank you for believing I’m able to ascend. That means a lot.

 

[ilieknothing]

I believed it and my comments in the thread prove it

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I believed it and my comments in the thread prove it

Thanks brocel