Trucel trait: you’re from a landlocked country

[spermretentionmax]

There is no chance for you to see foidwhores in bikinis. Your ancestors are also probably mega cucked and never absorbed the virile rapist soul of Poseidon. Imagine all the water you know is freshwater, never knowing the painful burning salty seawater that teaches you how to be a man.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

There is no chance for you to see foidwhores in bikinis

acting like that isnt giga suifuel

 

[Supreme Kanga]

I live on an island does that make me a fakecel?

 

[spermretentionmax]

I live on an island does that make me a fakecel?

You’re surrounded by island gyals, mega fakecel

 

[Sloth Vs Koala]

acting like that isnt giga suifuel

 

[Supreme Kanga]

You’re surrounded by island gyals, mega fakecel

Jfl I wouldn't exactly call them that

 

[Therapywasawaste]

I live in Florida.

 

[spermretentionmax]

I live in Florida.

Fakecel then

 

[Therapywasawaste]

Fakecel then

I don't see how.

 

[Castaway]

I’m from a country with coasts, but I've lived far inland all my life. Am I a fakecel?

 

[Sloth Vs Koala]

I live in a state surrounded by lakes

 

[Tsunchad]

I live in Florida.

Same, the beaches are straight out of an anime episode. Too bad I am truecel.

 

[spermretentionmax]

I’m from a country with coasts, but I've lived far inland all my life. Am a fakecel?

Yes you’re still fakecel, I’m sure one of your ancestors lived by the sea at one point

 

[spermretentionmax]

I live in a state surrounded by lakes

Trucel, lake water = soy milk

 

[Therapywasawaste]

Same, the beaches are straight out of an anime episode. Too bad I am truecel.

Are you on the East coast?

 

[DREAMEROFGREATNESS]

You’re surrounded by island gyals, mega fakecel

Sea is about 31 km away from my home

 

[incelerated]

acting like that isnt giga suifuel

 

[Anarcho Nihilist]

My country has many outlets to the sea: the Baltic Sea, the Black Sea, the Caspian Sea, the Pacific Ocean.