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It's Over Trucel trait: You used anything as lubricant

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Coconut oil: Burnt the fuck out of my cock. 1/10


Vaseline: Burnt the fuck out of my cock 1/10


Shampoo: not bad but it makes your cock way too slippery making gripping difficult so I haven't used this as much.

Lotion: Use a small amount and it's probably the best option.

Spit: Extremely gay so you should stop doing this if you still do.

Neapolitan ice-cream: I was extremely horny once and thought it would be a good idea if I rubbed icecream on my dick to use as lubricant.
Result: Extremely sticky and cold, was not a good feeling for my cock.

I had gotten the idea of the Neapolitan Ice-cream off of a episode of brooke and jubal in the morning where the guy says he rubbed his naked self in icecream in an attempt to impress his foidfriend, this made me somehow believe that it wouldn't be bad to use as lubricant, I found out it wasn't how I thought it would be.
 
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lotion is best tbh.
 
Coconut oil: Burnt the fuck out of my cock. 1/10


Vaseline: Burnt the fuck out of my cock 1/10


Shampoo: not bad but it makes your cock way too slippery so I haven't used this as much.

Lotion: Use a small amount and it's probably the best option.

Spit: Extremely gay so you should stop doing this if you still do.

Neapolitan ice-cream: I was extremely horny once and thought it would be a good idea if I rubbed icecream on my dick to use as lubricant.
Result: Extremely sticky and cold, was not a good feeling for my cock.
I do it dry I don't even use lube.
 
Don’t need lubricant
 
just use your hand
 
I need more lotion
 
I havent used that a single time in my life
 
if i tried rocky road icecream do you feel the results would change?
 
sounds like good way to fuck up your hormone production
 
if i tried rocky road icecream do you feel the results would change?
Would probably feel even worse, but imagine the fact that chad sticks his cock into cookies n creme and has a foid suck it off, it's ragefuel.
 
Would probably feel even worse, but imagine the fact that chad sticks his cock into cookies n creme and has a foid suck it off, it's ragefuel.
the rope is calling me... :cryfeels:
 
sounds like good way to fuck up your hormone production
You see, ejaculation doesn't matter much, you'll be shooting out a tiny bit of b12, zinc, and protein but since I am an ogremaxxer I regain it back tenfold in the matter of 10 minutes.
 
You see, ejaculation doesn't matter much, you'll be shooting out a tiny bit of b12, zinc, and protein but since I am an ogremaxxer I regain it back tenfold in the matter of 10 minutes.
what do you mean by gaining back ? how do you do it ?
 
What? Nigga no? I said to eat protein and zinc enriched foods not your semen.
i mean this could technically work also didnt knew you lost zinc protein b12 ect good to hear i guess
 
i mean this could technically work also didnt knew you lost zinc protein b12 ect good to hear i guess
Yes technically it would but i'm not a faggot and you lose very little amounts of zinc and b12 so it's extremely unnecessary
 
Gigatrucel trait
You don't have to use anything
 
I just use my saliva because I produce allot and mix it with pre cum
 
You see, ejaculation doesn't matter much, you'll be shooting out a tiny bit of b12, zinc, and protein but since I am an ogremaxxer I regain it back tenfold in the matter of 10 minutes.
Im talking about putting stuff on your dick. Shampoo, Lotion etc
 
Neapolitan ice-cream: I was extremely horny once and thought it would be a good idea if I rubbed icecream on my dick to use as lubricant.
Result: Extremely sticky and cold, was not a good feeling for my cock.
:dafuckfeels:
 
I only use when using the onahole, lubricant+spit, not for fap I use my foreskin instead
 
Icy hot or nothing
 
Just buy actual lube. It's not that hard to find. It's either in a sex store, or a drug store.
 
Just buy actual lube. It's not that hard to find. It's either in a sex store, or a drug store.
Would rather not experience the aftermath of being caught with lube in my room.
 
Never need to use lubricant, I'm guessing this is a circumcised thing?
 
I didn’t know that using your own saliva was gay
 
I should use lotion
 
banana peel. seriously
 
Niggas who spit on there dick need to be sent back to fagland
 

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