Tried my first kiss on sister, didn't go well

[Sadboy99]

Hello fellow incels.
As in title i never kissed a girl, so i tried to kiss my sister. She slaped me and said i was retarded. Then her boyfriend came and kicked my ass. Now all my family knows what happend and they said im fucking idiot. What to do, im do fucked im feeling Luke then worst degenerate and i have never had girlfriend. What's left for me? Hooker?

 

[8008]

RE: Tried to my first kids on sister, didn't go well

It’s over for indiancels

 

[Mutationcel]

RE: Tried to my first kids on sister, didn't go well

Lmao wtf, you can't just go in for the kiss. Should've asked her to teach to kiss or something

 

[SOMCEL]

Lmfao it’s over for incestcels.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

This happened.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

 

[theultimate341]

fake af

 

[KV3]

 

[/pol/cel]

Hello fellow incels.
As in title i never kissed a girl, so i tried to kiss my sister. She slaped me and said i was retarded. Then her boyfriend came and kicked my ass. Now all my family knows what happend and they said im fucking idiot. What to do, im do fucked im feeling Luke then worst degenerate and i have never had girlfriend. What's left for me? Hooker?

Only thing left to do is rope.

 

[C450_4matic]

Hello fellow incels.
As in title i never kissed a girl, so i tried to kiss my sister. She slaped me and said i was retarded. Then her boyfriend came and kicked my ass. Now all my family knows what happend and they said im fucking idiot. What to do, im do fucked im feeling Luke then worst degenerate and i have never had girlfriend. What's left for me? Hooker?

Pics?

 

[Sadboy99]

WTF i thought we are here to embrace incels not to put them down. Any real anwsers?

 

[Enigmatic]

Obvious troll is obvious

 

[takERisks]

I can believe it since my sister actually fucked me.

elaborate

 

[Sadboy99]

Try looksmaxxing and approach as many girls as you, can about 100 or so, try pursuing them first, not flat out cold approaches. If that doesn't work then get escorts.

Thanks bro ill try, the rest is just trying to laugh at me

 

[Tellem--T]

Top kek of the day

 

[Captvic]

Lmao

 

[takERisks]

she raped me when I was 5 years old until I was 10

holy how old was she

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

she raped me when I was 5 years old until I was 10

You wish lmfao

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Sounds fake but if you wana learn how to kiss then go get drunk and go to the club, eventually you’ll get a kiss assuming you don’t just their awkwardly

 

[Deleted member 1039]

I can believe it since my sister actually fucked me.

WTF?

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

I can believe it since my sister actually fucked me.

TELL US MOAR

 

[Allblueeeee]

Sounds fake but if you wana learn how to kiss then go get drunk and go to the club, eventually you’ll get a kiss assuming you don’t just their awkwardly

is that legit? Have u had any experience with that?

 

[Deleted member 1039]

she raped me when I was 5 years old until I was 10

You lying fuck

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

You wish lmfao

Lmfaoooooooo this

 

[Deleted member 1060]

fucking troll, rope yourself.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

is that legit? Have u had any experience with that?

Yea you can easily get a 10-15 minutes make out session assuming her bitch friends won’t drag her away. They even let you feel them up.

 

[TheVman]

That was pretty autistic thing you tried to do. should have gotten her drunk first

 

[Sadboy99]

fucking troll, rope yourself.

Just shut up u r probably good looking and kissed at least one girl. Nice help fucker

 

[Homosapicuckus]

I see how Chuddurs all look the same height, skin tone, shape. Bruh we aren't inbreed we just happen to be second cousins and all my ancestors were Brahimin high caste blue blood specimen.

 

[Sadboy99]

That was pretty autistic thing you tried to do. should have gotten her drunk first

Ty bro ill try that but when to go for the kiss?

 

[BlackPill47]

 

[Sadboy99]

Im drinking vodka with my sister now any adivce? Im fucking scared im gonna fail again @thevman any help? Plz i thnik i can do it. She said she was going to go her bf and she wanted to get little drunk i font have a lot of time

 

[TheVman]

That was pretty autistic thing you tried to do. should have gotten her drunk first

Ty bro ill try that but when to go for the kiss?

when she's passed out

 

[C450_4matic]

Im drinking vodka with my sister now any adivce? Im fucking scared im gonna fail again @thevman any help? Plz i thnik i can do it

Still, pics?

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Just show her your cawk after she's hammered and she won't care that you're her Brother.

 

[Sadboy99]

Still, pics?

Pics of what? You want to fap to my sister??

 

[Zielony4]

My sister would put me in prison if I had one :'(

 

[BlackPill47]

Just as well that I am an only child. kek

 

[Deleted member 2901]

Troll thread, do not reply.

 

[Sadboy99]

She is drunk and canceled her meeting with bf. My friends i need help what to do to convince her to kiss me. She is just looking at her phone and watching yt how to do it? Without being called autistic?

 

[demonanus]

Hello fellow incels.
As in title i never kissed a girl, so i tried to kiss my sister. She slaped me and said i was retarded. Then her boyfriend came and kicked my ass. Now all my family knows what happend and they said im fucking idiot. What to do, im do fucked im feeling Luke then worst degenerate and i have never had girlfriend. What's left for me? Hooker?

slayer

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Just shut up u r probably good looking and kissed at least one girl. Nice help fucker

I AM A CURRY

 

[BlackpilledAF]

Hello fellow incels.
As in title i never kissed a girl, so i tried to kiss my sister. She slaped me and said i was retarded. Then her boyfriend came and kicked my ass. Now all my family knows what happend and they said im fucking idiot. What to do, im do fucked im feeling Luke then worst degenerate and i have never had girlfriend. What's left for me? Hooker?

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA


Please tell me this is a troll thread.

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Lmfao it’s over for incestcels.

lololol

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This happened.

 

[Deleted member 1783]

RE: Tried to my first kids on sister, didn't go well

It’s over for indiancels

 

[flimsycel]

Fake, you're still autistic af though

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Troll thread.

 

[Recon9]

This happened.

 

[ImDying]

Hello fellow incels.
As in title i never kissed a girl, so i tried to kiss my sister. She slaped me and said i was retarded. Then her boyfriend came and kicked my ass. Now all my family knows what happend and they said im fucking idiot. What to do, im do fucked im feeling Luke then worst degenerate and i have never had girlfriend. What's left for me? Hooker?

What a dick move hahaha. What made you think your sister would be up for kissing you lol.

 

[Erenor]

Yea you can easily get a 10-15 minutes make out session assuming her bitch friends won’t drag her away. They even let you feel them up.

How do you approach them there? Can you give a short step-by-step manual for socially cluesless high-inhibcels?

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she raped me when I was 5 years old until I was 10

Holy fuck that's terrible. I hope you have found some way to deal with your past

 

[Bigbird]

Hello fellow incels.
As in title i never kissed a girl, so i tried to kiss my sister. She slaped me and said i was retarded. Then her boyfriend came and kicked my ass. Now all my family knows what happend and they said im fucking idiot. What to do, im do fucked im feeling Luke then worst degenerate and i have never had girlfriend. What's left for me? Hooker?

Ban this troll.