THE TRUE SIGMA
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★★★★★
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Its barely bettER than 2 but still sucks
> Le random level themes to attempt to be new and interesting
> Variety of shitty vehicle levels (takes up at least 50% of the game if not more) which control has well as Master trying to not rape black kids
> Normal platform levels are jank with shit camera angles (the camera often struggles to keep up), and generic, empty sparse design with random placement of enemies and crates
> Dumbass reinforced crates which can be broken by a bbc ground pound, just slows gameplay down
> Added shitty relics
> Cryptic secrets no one would know like jumping into a random Pterodactylus , just to unlock more shitty vehicle levels
> Sleeper music
> Shit hitboxes
> dumb enemies and level gimmicks
Why these games are rated so highly is beyond me
Crash 2 just birthed more shitty sequels that got worse and worse.
The only reason people played these coal games is because there was no alternative 3d platformers at the time
The remasters should have remastered the games, instead of copy + paste with new medicore modern graphics
crash 1 was flawed but good, and the devs clearly put in thought and effort, and considering its one of the first 3d platformers, its a great game, but the devs clearly got blacked or replaced for crash 2 onwards
> Le random level themes to attempt to be new and interesting
> Variety of shitty vehicle levels (takes up at least 50% of the game if not more) which control has well as Master trying to not rape black kids
> Normal platform levels are jank with shit camera angles (the camera often struggles to keep up), and generic, empty sparse design with random placement of enemies and crates
> Dumbass reinforced crates which can be broken by a bbc ground pound, just slows gameplay down
> Added shitty relics
> Cryptic secrets no one would know like jumping into a random Pterodactylus , just to unlock more shitty vehicle levels
> Sleeper music
> Shit hitboxes
> dumb enemies and level gimmicks
Why these games are rated so highly is beyond me
Crash 2 just birthed more shitty sequels that got worse and worse.
The only reason people played these coal games is because there was no alternative 3d platformers at the time
The remasters should have remastered the games, instead of copy + paste with new medicore modern graphics
crash 1 was flawed but good, and the devs clearly put in thought and effort, and considering its one of the first 3d platformers, its a great game, but the devs clearly got blacked or replaced for crash 2 onwards