Kill redditors. Behead redditors. Roundhouse kick a redditors into the concrete. Slam dunk a redditors baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy redditorss. Defecate in a redditors’s food. Launch redditors into the sun. Stir fry redditors in a wok. Toss redditors into active volcanoes. Urinate into a redditors’s gas tank. Judo throw redditors into a wood chipper. Twist redditors’ heads off. Report redditors to the IRS. Karate chop redditors in half. Curb stomp pregnant white redditors. Trap redditors in quicksand. Crush redditors in the trash compactor. Liquefy redditors in a vat of acid. Eat redditors. Dissect redditors. Exterminate redditors in the gas chamber. Stomp redditors skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate redditors in the oven. Lobotomize redditors. Mandatory abortions for redditors. Grind redditors foetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown redditors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize redditors with a ray gun. Kick old redditors down the stairs. Feed redditors to alligators. Slice redditors with a katana. Strap a redditors to a torpedo. Pour concrete down a redditors’s throat. Bronco kick a redditors’s spine with hobnailed jackboots. Use redditors as target practice. Stab redditors in the kidney. Step on a redditors’s toes. Slice redditors’ hands off with a sabre. Trample redditors with horses. Use redditors as a test for carbon monoxide. Harvest a redditors’s organs. Kick a redditors in the testicles. Spray Flex Seal into a redditors’s eyes. Give a redditors methanol to drink. Flatten redditors with a hydraulic press. Slice redditors into bits with a table saw. Execute redditors with a Pistol Parabellum. Feed a redditors’s remains to pigs. Build shantytowns with redditors spines. Rape redditors children and leave them to die in the gutter. Butcher redditors at the abattoir. Make sausage out of slaughtered redditors. Refuse to tip redditors waiters. Tie redditors to train tracks.
