Top 5 most notable feats of Colvin76 (strongest incels.co user)

[Ap0calypse]

-Exploding the 2012 doomsday asteroid by throwing his basketball into outer space with superhuman force

-landing mortal wounds on braziliansigma during their 1v1 in Syria, a feat even pp183's thousand degree knife couldnt due to sigma's soy blood demon empowered flab fat technique. Sigma escaped by using his back flabs to bounce out of the Earth's atmosphere

-killing an entire squad of Navy Seals with wind pressure by blowing air in their general direction

-slam dunking the Malaysia Flight 370 plane out of the sky in a single jump, forcing governments to cover up its disappearance

-punching a soyboys head off, causing it to then collide into a soylent factory with enough force to vaporize the entire building

 

[Deleted member 22999]

@Colvin76 can you confirm

 

[Deleted member 20811]

JFL at this

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Why are there no replies to this thread its fucking funny people get in here

 

[singleplayercel]

jfl
Top 5 Colvin facts
Colvin is the New Chuck Norris
I don't even know why/how Chuck Norris became such a meme back in the day

 

[Ap0calypse]

Why are there no replies to this thread its fucking funny people get in here

jfl
Top 5 Colvin facts
Colvin is the New Chuck Norris
I don't even know why/how Chuck Norris became such a meme back in the day

all of this comes from peer reviewed sources and government data

this is real

 

[TheSecondComing]

@Ap0calypse i want to join ssc help

 

[ihaveno1]

Statusmaxxed tbh

 

[Ap0calypse]

@Ap0calypse i want to join ssc help

im still developing anti-tranny measures and working on finals, but u are added to the list

 

[TheSecondComing]

im still developing anti-tranny measures and working on finals, but u are added to the list

 

[MountainGorilla]

so this is the power of BBC... not bad... not bad at all...

 

[Deleted member 23450]

I wish I was famous like him

 

[Ap0calypse]

I wish I was famous like him

until you are strong enough to spin a fidget spinner underwater to cause tsunamis like Colvin did to Japan (see 2011 Tohoku Tsunami)

you will not be famous

 

[Deleted member 22907]

BBC Stando Powah

 

[ReallyRice]

I approve of this

 

[Deleted member 19971]

6: Most amount of white JB girlfriends in history.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

so this is the power of BBC... not bad... not bad at all...

*MBC tbh

 

[Yerberito]

JFL at this

 

[Lookscel]

so this is the power of BBC... not bad... not bad at all...

*MBC tbh

If this is what MBC can do, then what will BBC do?

 

[ItsOver4cel]

wtf is this

 

[Ap0calypse]

wtf is this

Leaked FBI data

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Leaked FBI data

Do u browse battle forums btw? Bcuz this pretty much seems like a parody of them

 

[Deleted member 19079]

-landing mortal wounds on braziliansigma during their 1v1 in Syria, a feat even pp183's thousand degree knife couldnt due to sigma's soy blood demon empowered flab fat technique. Sigma escaped by using his back flabs to bounce out of the Earth's atmosphere

brutal.... mogged again by bbc76

 

[Animecel2D]

Insane feats tbh

 

[metabuxx]

I wish I was famous like him

 

[Deleted member 19079]

and he's very good at MK

funkykong76

 

[Ap0calypse]

funkykong76

racist...

 

[Deleted member 19079]

racist...

its the character he plays in mario kart

 

[Ap0calypse]

its the character he plays in mario kart

U are more racist than the kkk

KKK183

 

[Deleted member 19079]

U are more racist than the kkk

KKK183

cope i had 1 black friend in middle school

 

[BrapZilian]

bluepilled

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Interesting

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Statusmaxxed tbh

 

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

Brutal

 

[Golden]

Brutal

 

[Deleted member 17997]

Brutal

Necro mogs me

 

[Deleted member 21514]

I think @Colvin76 roped

 

[Haywire]

If this is what MBC can do, then what will BBC do?

ask faceandlms