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Tonight I will try weed for the first time , stay by my side brocels

MACHETE

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Good evening my fellow brocels.

I have a joint that I received from a friend weeks ago


For those who have followed some of my content, I´m currently stressed as fuck because Im into a 2 week trial for a job. I need this job , but it required a PC so I had to buy one (borrowing money from my mother)

Im very stressed, so I felt that today would be a good day to try this stuff. I have a new pc right here where I can finally cope with vidya, i have a joint, a beer and my mother is in her apartment (so only my brothers are there but they couldnt care less)
I think this is a good opportunity to try out this new cope. I will smoke the weed, drink a beer i bought and play some vidya.



So i guess this is it, i watched some videos and I just have to light it up and inhale and retain the smoke in my lungz for some seconds...

You wish me luck :smonk:
 
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MACHETE said:
Im very stressed, so I felt that today would be a good day to try this stuff. I have a new pc right here where I can finally cope with vidya, i have a joint, a beer and my mother is in her apartment (so only my brothers are there but they couldnt care less)
I think this is a good opportunity to try out this new cope. I will smoke the weed, drink a beer i bought and play some vidya.
it is good to have experiences as an incel, weed quickly becomes a head buzz after a few times :fuk:
 
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I've never smoked, but I've eaten edibles. If it's the same or very similar experience, you're in for a good time. It can be scary at first, though, I'd recommend sitting down and relaxing. And don't fight the sensation.
 
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bigantennaemay1 said:
I've never smoked, but I've eaten edibles. If it's the same or very similar experience, you're in for a good time. It can be scary at first, though, I'd recommend sitting down and relaxing. And don't fight the sensation.
I wish to get high so I can conquer earth and fix society
 
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erenyeager said:
I wish to get high so I can conquer earth and fix society
I get high to kill the pain of inceldom, and would recommend for that use. I don't know about all that conquering and fixing, though. I don't think it will help with that.
 
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bigantennaemay1 said:
I get high to kill the pain of inceldom, and would recommend for that use. I don't know about all that conquering and fixing, though. I don't think it will help with that.
If I conquered earth just know you will be one of my heirs when I die:feelsrope: make sure you uncuck this rock from the ground up. Don't let globohono take you over.
 
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erenyeager said:
If I conquered earth just know you will be one of my heirs when I die:feelsrope: make sure you uncuck this rock from the ground up. Don't let globohono take you over.
I hope you have other heirs in mind, because I hope not to have to live long. Though if I did inherit earth, the degenerates and filth would receive their due justice.
 

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