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Story A friend of mine gave me weed

MACHETE

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I havent smoked weed before. But My friend does. We met many years ago and he is a hardcore gamer. Still we hang out sometimes to play smash Bros or csgo.

He has a grandma which he lives with. I went to visit him but he wasnt Home. However, her grandma was there and she looked very tired. She mentioned that she was going to the market to Buy stuff. I felt very Bad for her so i offerred myself to do the shopping for her.


When i came back My friend was waiting with her and they both looked very grateful. His grandma Made some chicken sándwiches for us.

At the end of My visit, My friend told me in prívate: "hey man i know You have some problems , I think You could use this" and gave me a weed cigarrette. He know don't smoke but i took it anyway and said thanks, which he replied "thanks to You. Enjoy"





I dont know if i can post the pictures here or if it's agaisnt the rules .

I havent used it. Still new. I dont smoke cigarettes i tried in te past but i wasnt good. Is it the same ? Also what the hello AM i'm supposed to do after smoking? Would i get like drunk?


Any advice? :smonk:
 
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It's good smoke it
 
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just do it u fucking nigger
its not meth
 
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MACHETE said:
I havent smoked weed before. But My friend does. We met many years ago and he is a hardcore gamer. Still we hang out sometimes to play smash Bros or csgo.

He has a grandma which he lives with. I went to visit him but he wasnt Home. However, her grandma was there and she looked very tired. She mentioned that she was going to the market to Buy stuff. I felt very Bad for her so i offerred myself to do the shopping for her.


When i came back My friend was waiting with her and they both looked very grateful. His grandma Made some chicken sándwiches for us.

At the end of My visit, My friend told me in prívate: "hey man i know You have some problems , I think You could use this" and gave me a weed cigarrette. He know don't smoke but i took it anyway and said thanks, which he replied "thanks to You. Enjoy"





I dont know if i can post the pictures here or if it's agaisnt the rules .

I havent used it. Still new. I dont smoke cigarettes i tried in te past but i wasnt good. Is it the same ? Also what the hello AM i'm supposed to do after smoking? Would i get like drunk?


Any advice? :smonk:
100% do it. Have some tasty snacks on hand, food tastes better when you’re high. You’ll probably get cottonmouth so have something to drink on hand too. Try different activities. Music, a movie, etc. Good luck and let us know how it goes.
 
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MACHETE said:
what the hello AM i'm supposed to do after smoking?
You chill. Pursue your copes. Whatever hits your fancy. When I'm high, I usually just find my way toward something to do. Like right now. :smonk:
 
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I cant Smoke BC of My Asthma but yea Just do It.

Its good to feel some sence of high" its pretty chill and you become Low inhib
 
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Weed @Weed thoughts?
 
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mogs me at having friends that give you weed
 
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curryboy420 said:
It's good smoke it
Curryboy 420 :feelskek:
MACHETE said:
I havent smoked weed before. But My friend does. We met many years ago and he is a hardcore gamer. Still we hang out sometimes to play smash Bros or csgo.

He has a grandma which he lives with. I went to visit him but he wasnt Home. However, her grandma was there and she looked very tired. She mentioned that she was going to the market to Buy stuff. I felt very Bad for her so i offerred myself to do the shopping for her.


When i came back My friend was waiting with her and they both looked very grateful. His grandma Made some chicken sándwiches for us.

At the end of My visit, My friend told me in prívate: "hey man i know You have some problems , I think You could use this" and gave me a weed cigarrette. He know don't smoke but i took it anyway and said thanks, which he replied "thanks to You. Enjoy"





I dont know if i can post the pictures here or if it's agaisnt the rules .

I havent used it. Still new. I dont smoke cigarettes i tried in te past but i wasnt good. Is it the same ? Also what the hello AM i'm supposed to do after smoking? Would i get like drunk?


Any advice? :smonk:
Smoke it, it's good for you.

Go easy at the start, first timers find it gives them a coughing fit. Take little draws like sipping wine, not huge Lungfulls.

Your results may vary but I find it to be weak sauce compared to alcohol, and a very mild "high."

It is absolutely ridiculous that this shit is illegal in so many places that alcohol is seen as being fine.
 
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I would've gone against the tide here and told you to throw it in the trash. But I guess its too late
 
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Smoke it but dont be dissapointed if you dont feel anything, it's like that for most people the first time they smoke weed. Also make sure to inhale deeply and keeping the smoke in your lungs for a few seconds. (BTW if you throw it away it shows that you are bluepilled and think there is still something to live for.)
 

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