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Tomorrow i have a test to get a job

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1000 people for 10 job positions, 2 written tests,an oral test
and the prize?
To become a fucking wagie:feelsrope:
 
just don't go
 
1000 people for 10 job positions, 2 written tests,an oral test
and the prize?
To become a fucking wagie:feelsrope:
Did you get it?

I got a job recently too
 
Jfl, for every applicant that gets employed 99 get rejected. Unless your really qualified you're chances are slim to none
 
1000 people for 10 job positions, 2 written tests,an oral test
and the prize?
To become a fucking wagie:feelsrope:
Rookie numbers. The one I went for had 1.5 million applicants for 8000 positions.
mogs me to oblivion and back
no one even wants to interview me for a cashier
my resume prolly goes straight to trash after I send it
Stacy from the HR sees a picture of me (which is unfortunately absolutely necessary in Poland) and goes "yikes! no way I'm letting a smelly inkwell work in the same company as me! I should send this resume to the FBI because he looks like a child molesting terrorist literal Hitler! "
Just live up to your namesake. The one I went for had no interview requirements. Heck you are not judged by humans at all. Perfect pricess for an inkwell
 
good luck but don't expect things to get better
 
Did you get it?
I did the two written tests, if i pass them i have to do an oral test
They will correct it this week
I got a job recently too
You seem happy. Good for you bro
Jfl, for every applicant that gets employed 99 get rejected. Unless your really qualified you're chances are slim to none
I already did it once, i hope i can do it twice
Good luck!
Thanks
mogs me to oblivion and back
no one even wants to interview me for a cashier
my resume prolly goes straight to trash after I send it
Stacy from the HR sees a picture of me (which is unfortunately absolutely necessary in Poland) and goes "yikes! no way I'm letting a smelly inkwell work in the same company as me! I should send this resume to the FBI because he looks like a child molesting terrorist literal Hitler! "
I only got jobs with anonymous tests
Every time i handed a CV or had to talk with someone i never heard from them again.
Not even to work in a factory,mcdonalds or even as a fucking janitor
Thank God there are no names and pictures on the tests,only barcodes
good luck but don't expect things to get better
:cryfeels:
 
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I did the two written tests, if i pass them i have to do an oral test
They will correct it this week

You seem happy. Good for you bro

I already did it once, i hope i can do it twice

Thanks

I only got jobs with anonymous tests
Every time i handed a CV or had to talk with someone i never heard from them again.
Not even to work in a factory,mcdonalds or even as a fucking janitor
Thank God there are no names and pictures on the tests

:cryfeels:
How much you earn if you get it?
 
Good luck and jfl at the slave er job market right now - over 99% rejection rate for a wagie position.
 
Good luck and jfl at the slave er job market right now - over 99% rejection rate for a wagie position.
Yeah, its a fucking joke
And this is for a position for a job with a degree
For an entry level shit, with no requirements you have to compete with all the city jfl

People ( even boomers) now feel grateful even for a mcdonald slave job with a slave salary
 
I won , time to escortmaxx

 
Just do the dirty work like industrial cleaning if you want a guaranteed job.

I used to do this for a living - I kind of enjoyed it. We cleaned and cleared drains. Jet washed road ways and building cladding. Cleaned gutters. Sometimes we did specialist jobs like I spent 3 weeks clearing pigeon muck out of a warehouse roof. Sometimes did some gardening tasks. Deep cleaned toilets sometimes. Cleared up the mess left after the gypos had camped somewhere. In winter when work was shorter we cleaned bins and did nights gritting car parks and stuff. We got sent to clean out units when the bailiffs had kicked the tenants out a shit load of times. Some of that was just shocking what had been left behind.

One of the worst jobs I ever did was cleaning the wash bays and yard at a council depot. They washed the wagons off and all the muck just ran into a sump but then it just overflowed and the one end of the yard was just a pile of compacted muck and rubbish. We were shovelling that out into skips for weeks. The smell was ripe and there were rats everywhere. I used to shoot a couple of the fuckers every day with my airgun, just big motherfuckers wandering around in the middle of the day.
I won , time to escortmaxx

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Excellent news bro. I've been escortcel for over a decade. It really does help.
 

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