https://www.linda.nl/meiden/meiden-reallife/niet-zo-sexy-mayra-date-hoogtepunt/
I keep reading a lot of toilet magazines by toilets for toilets, unlike men toilets talk about sex ALL THE TIME (whenever a toilet says that men won't stop thinking about sex realise that it's projection, I probably talk more about sex with my female friends than with my male friends, male friends especially awkwardly try to change the topic while some female friends do that but quite a lot are open about their sex lives). Toilets in general tend to want to talk about their sex lives (probably because sex is a normal thing for them while sex is an event for any male).
In this story a toilet recalls about meeting a man in a relationship who she wanted to fuck, they have sex but because he only lasted 1 minute she regretted it. IELT is like a bell curve, some men last ridiculously long, others last ridiculously short (like me, prostitutes literally laugh at me), but most men are in the middle and are only slightly faster than the average toilet. She talked about how dry she got after he withdrew after a minute. They were planning on using the pull-out method but it turned out to be mostly a masturbation fest for him.
She also talked about how good his texting game was and that she really wanted to have sex with him because how well he sold himself over text (take the SMSpill, I guess).
While this is literally an alien world for me, it seems like most men aren't having a great time when they have access to sex, as most toilets think that most men are bad at sex. No wonder only a few men monopolise the market.
Fuck toilets.
I keep reading a lot of toilet magazines by toilets for toilets, unlike men toilets talk about sex ALL THE TIME (whenever a toilet says that men won't stop thinking about sex realise that it's projection, I probably talk more about sex with my female friends than with my male friends, male friends especially awkwardly try to change the topic while some female friends do that but quite a lot are open about their sex lives). Toilets in general tend to want to talk about their sex lives (probably because sex is a normal thing for them while sex is an event for any male).
In this story a toilet recalls about meeting a man in a relationship who she wanted to fuck, they have sex but because he only lasted 1 minute she regretted it. IELT is like a bell curve, some men last ridiculously long, others last ridiculously short (like me, prostitutes literally laugh at me), but most men are in the middle and are only slightly faster than the average toilet. She talked about how dry she got after he withdrew after a minute. They were planning on using the pull-out method but it turned out to be mostly a masturbation fest for him.
She also talked about how good his texting game was and that she really wanted to have sex with him because how well he sold himself over text (take the SMSpill, I guess).
While this is literally an alien world for me, it seems like most men aren't having a great time when they have access to sex, as most toilets think that most men are bad at sex. No wonder only a few men monopolise the market.
Fuck toilets.
