NSFW To my fellow ldarcels and couchcels

[RechargedSamsung]

Please get off your lazy ass and get moving mainly reason why i’m saying this because i’m a couchcel/ldarcel but i ahve this thing called a pilonidial cyst you get this after rotting for a good amount of time it’s basically an ingrown hair on the top of your asscrack and it hurts like a motherfucker to sitdown it feels like someone is slowly pinching you hardly
if it doesnt go away after a couple of weeks might ask to get sugery to drain the pust


Also ps to the mods idk if this is bannable offense (im willing to risk it) but i’m just ttrying to get my point across but this is not my ass i got it off reddit
It looks merely like this and it fucking hurts bad to my fellow ldarcels please get your body moving bruh

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[Starfish]

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I thought that was your knuckles before I carefully reread the title and thread KEK

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

 

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[Trident]

yeah it's a must to walk at least few kilometers per day but i live in the freezer so i don't even want to leave the house.

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Never got a cyst even though I rarely engage in any physical activity whatsoever

 

[Trident]

 

[FastBlast]

No way bro just posted his a random redditor's hairy ass crack on .is

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

No way bro just posted his hairy ass crack on .is

if you read the post,

he said he got the picture from reddit

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

exact same picture on Wikipedia (don't scroll down)

Pilonidal disease - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[FastBlast]

if you read the post,

he said he got the picture from reddit

Over for dnrcels. I edited my post

 

[RechargedSamsung]

I thought that was your knuckles before I carefully reread the title and thread KEK

Bruh it hurts fucking badly if i apply pressure shit feels like someone carving a mini knife jfl

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

you should lose some weight brocel

I never got a pilonidal cyst even though I spend the overwhelming majority of my time sitting on a desk chair

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

you should lose some weight brocel

I never got a pilonidal cyst even though I spend the overwhelming majority of my time sitting on a desk chair

from Wikipedia:

Excessive sitting is thought to predispose people to the condition, as sitting increases pressure on the coccygeal region.

Your fat ass probably contributed to extreme pressure on your buttocks

 

[RechargedSamsung]

you should lose some weight brocel

Yeah this is pretty much my wake up call dude
I am a fatcel hopefully it’ll go away mang

I never got a pilonidal cyst even though I spend the overwhelming majority of my time sitting on a desk chair

Are you skinny perchance?

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Yeah this is pretty much my wake up call dude
I am a fatcel hopefully it’ll go away mang

Are you skinny perchance?

21 BMI

skinnyfat

 

[RechargedSamsung]

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Yeah this is probably the most sus thread i’ll make on here just wanted to let the ldarcels know about this

 

[RechargedSamsung]

21 BMI

skinnyfat

Im at 48 im bloated

 

[RechargedSamsung]

yeah it's a must to walk at least few kilometers per day but i live in the freezer so i don't even want to leave the house.

Could just be im in my fatass all day which just im applying 350lbs on my ass and this is the result of it

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Im at 48 im bloated

I recall you saying that you were 300+ pounds at 6'0 in another thread

 

[SilverBullet]

already have it

 

[RechargedSamsung]

I recall you saying that you were 300+ pounds at 6'0 in another thread

350lbs at 6ft

Yeah man my mental state is not at its best but now i think its just time to skinnymaxx whenever i get back to my college and i’ll ozempicmaxx as well

 

[Trident]

350lbs

That's the reason i guess

 

[RechargedSamsung]

already have it

Mega based did you get surgery or did it go away on its own?

 

[Animecel2D]

Never even heard of that before and I’ve been rotting for years

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Never even heard of that before and I’ve been rotting for years

Happens to fatcels like me you apply lots of pressure on your ass eventually as a result you get what i get

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Never even heard of that before and I’ve been rotting for years

pilonidal cyst is fatcel only

 

[Animecel2D]

Happens to fatcels like me you apply lots of pressure on your ass eventually as a result you get what i get

pilonidal cyst is fatcel only

ah ok I don’t have to worry about it then

 

[SilverBullet]

Mega based did you get surgery or did it go away on its own?

i've had it for years. it built a wall around the cyst so I need surgery if it ever gets infected which it thankfully hasn't. doesn't cause pain or anything really and I apply heat to it sometimes. the surgery isn't even a 100% cure rate it has a chance to come back whether open or closed. cleft-lift surgery has like a 99% cure rate but it's expensive as fuck + like 15 surgeons across the United States do it

 

[SilverBullet]

pilonidal cyst is fatcel only

no, you have to have a hairy ass. I'm a framelet and skinny and still got it

 

[Enigmaz]

Does this apply to IBScels?

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Does this apply to IBScels?

Hairyasscels and fatcels only

It’s basically an ingrown hair
And i have both so a double whammy for me jfl

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

no, you have to have a hairy ass. I'm a framelet and skinny and still got it

brutal

 

[RechargedSamsung]

no, you have to have a hairy ass. I'm a framelet and skinny and still got it

Shit really? Swear thought this only happens to fatcels

 

[RechargedSamsung]

i've had it for years. it built a wall around the cyst so I need surgery if it ever gets infected which it thankfully hasn't. doesn't cause pain or anything really and I apply heat to it sometimes. the surgery isn't even a 100% cure rate it has a chance to come back whether open or closed. cleft-lift surgery has like a 99% cure rate but it's expensive as fuck + like 15 surgeons across the United States do it

I had it during the summer and it went away so it hought nothing of it and it eventually started forming again last week and now it really hurts i’ll see what happens in a week

 

[SilverBullet]

Shit really? Swear thought this only happens to fatcels

I sweat excessively as well so that probably helped form it

 

[SilverBullet]

brutal

minor inconvenience compared to everything else I have

 

[edgelordcel]

I didnt think this was real until today, i got it now . Fuck. Sitting in college 7 hours a day then at home for 5 hours

 

[RechargedSamsung]

I didnt think this was real until today, i got it now . Fuck. Sitting in college 7 hours a day then at home for 5 hours

Yeah this is pretty much the rejection of our bodies for being lazy fucks after its ancestors were used to walking 10 miles a day lmfao

It hurts like hell feels like someone has a damn knife and is carving your fucking asscrack open whenever i apply pressure to it

 

[Rezecel]

Does sitting on a chair reduce the risk?

I ldar all day on my bed and im scared of this

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Does sitting on a chair reduce the risk?

I ldar all day on my bed and im scared of this

If youre fat and you have an hairyass you’re bound to get it dude also if you sweat alot as well you’ll get

If youre inactive for prolonged periods of time along with the other 3 mentioned you’ll get it and it will hurt like a fucking bitch trying to scoot or move ti get comfy on your chair

 

[Rezecel]

If youre fat and you have an hairyass you’re bound to get it dude also if you sweat alot as well you’ll get

If youre inactive for prolonged periods of time along with the other 3 mentioned you’ll get it and it will hurt like a fucking bitch trying to scoot or move ti get comfy on your chair

Im skinny af, thank you, i should get a standing desk

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Im skinny af, thank you, i should get a standing desk

No diddy though but do you have an hairyass? You’ll get it my nigga yeah this is basically the human body’s rejection of ldaring because we’re not meant to be inmobile lmao

 

[Rezecel]

No diddy though but do you have an hairyass? You’ll get it my nigga yeah this is basically the human body’s rejection of ldaring because we’re not meant to be inmobile lmao

i do have a hairy ass lmao

 

[vippnor]

When you find hope god gives you another reason why it’s over

 

[SilverBullet]

Even if you bother getting the surgery it has a chance to reoccur. So much for modern medicine, cant even rid of an ass cyst kek

 

[SilverBullet]

When you find hope god gives you another reason why it’s over

Healthpill is extremely brutal. Makes LDARing and coping 10x worse

 

[RandomGuy]

Pure Rot! Alone in woods with old trailer.

My car been in repair shop for 2 months.

Thinking buying new car for only $25,000.

Can’t buy car until January for tax reasons.

Eating emergency food supply. Out of pot.


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