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JFL To all dicklets: This is what hung chad is doing while you're trying to cope with the "Muh 6 inch is average" meme

It's not. You see them in amateur porn sometimes. I remember a story on reddit of an 11 inch guy who got sex whenever he wanted just because every girl on campus knew about his dick size. I'm 8 inches bone pressed on a good day and it feels small in my hands except on the best days in the best position. It's only 5.2 inch girth.

I don't even know. It seems large when I compare it to other objects of the same length but then seeing it from my perspective and reading shit like this.....

It's shitty that it matters. I feel bad for people with even less.

Even less than 8 inches? Thats 99.9% of the population.
 
Holy shit nuke the west fucking degenerate i honestly dont give fuck if it gets nuked and everyone gets killed
It has nothing to do with the fucking west ,
It has been that way since we lived in fucking caves .
Its a rule of Nature not a problem of society .
 
If females had true power in society they would gladly genocide and enslave any male who doesn't have perfect genetics.
 
I see what you did there, how many people get this reference?
praise the saint

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This is some faggy LARP.
 
this reads like something written by a closeted faggot with a big dick fetish.
I refuse to believe otherwise. May as well write my roommate won the lottery or some bull shit
 
I hate girls who make fun of penis size whilst they have imperfect bodies themselves.
Why is fucking in US dorms allowed? Don't they share the same room?

The nerve of those whores coming in there to do that. They should have to fuck both roommates or at least expect to get gangbanged. But no, America is so cucked.

Americans should never have existed in the first place, they are basically formed by the people Europe didn't need.
 
I have a 6-incher and any condom that isn't at or near Magnum size feels tight. 10x7 inch cock is bigger than a Coke can. This is LARP and only idiots with no sense of scale buy it.
 
"I had a roommate just like yours. He would bring the hottest girls over, and some were very loud during the night - some shouting things like “oh god! It’s so big!” through the thin walls (our rooms were next to each other).

He also liked to gloat about it, so he would tell me about his conquests. About how some girls would make a pained expression and squirt all over his stomach. And about how some girls admitted never having an orgasm until having sex with him. He would tell me how girls who thought that size didn’t matter would turn into size queens, and constantly hit him up for sex because other guys can’t satisfy them in bed.

I got to see many times how after a night of having sex with him, the girls would be fawning over him in the morning - some of them slyly referencing the big dick and the great pleasure it had caused.

Btw: When I had asked him how big it was, he just replied that it was more than 7 inches, so he probably isn’t as big as your roommate."
If you are still not extending and jelqing obsessively after knowing this you are an idiot.
 
Me having sex would be like throwing a pencil into the grand canyon.
 
This harsh jealousyfuel just makes me feel extremely sad as I read it. Truely satisfying a hole sexually is something I will never experience with my dicklet and it's very difficult to accept.
If females had true power in society they would gladly genocide and enslave any male who doesn't have perfect genetics.
Unironically true :reeeeee:
They may have this power one day if we don't rise up.
 
I cant bear to read those comments, there are 8 inch guys acting insecure in that thread, female standards in 2019 are insane
 
I cant bear to read those comments, there are 8 inch guys acting insecure in that thread, female standards in 2019 are insane
It's just a preference teehee
 
Sounds like a fucking LARP, ngl.
 
6" may be the overall average which includes all kinds of subhumans, but the average for western men who actually have sex is 7" like the faggot in OP. That's the only average that matters.

6" is small nowadays, it really is. It's not even average to girls. It's visually small, it just it. When a woman sees a 6" dick she immediately compares it to all the 7"+ dicks she's seen and it's small. This is the bitter truth so many dick copers will never be able to accept.
5" is suicide tier. There's no point in even trying if your dick is below 6".
 
6" may be the overall average which includes all kinds of subhumans, but the average for western men who actually have sex is 7". That's the only average that matters.

6" is small nowadays, it really is. It's not even average to girls. It's visually small, it just it. When a woman sees a 6" dick she immediately compares it to all the 7"+ dicks she's seen and it's small. This is the bitter truth so many dick copers will never be able to accept.
5" is suicide tier. There's no point in even trying if your dick is below 6".
Stop digging the dagger deeper into my heart!!!
 
The story is total larp. Whoever wrote this has a fetish for being penismogged.
 
go on reddit smalldickproblems and there are people there saying all you need is 4.5 inches....... suuuuuuuure.
 
I have a 6-incher and any condom that isn't at or near Magnum size feels tight.

They must be selling small Magnums in the US as a marketing strategy. Here in Northern Europe I bought an XL condom and it was too big (length slightly, girth even more) for my 8 x 5.2. What's your girth?
 
They must be selling small Magnums in the US as a marketing strategy. Here in Northern Europe I bought an XL condom and it was too big (length slightly, girth even more) for my 8 x 5.2. What's your girth?
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The fuck are you doing here if you have an 8-incher? I'm sure there's at least one or two size queens around who'd be happy to suck you off while you wear a bag over your head.
 
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The fuck are you doing here if you have an 8-incher? I'm sure there's at least one or two size queens around who'd be happy to suck you off while you wear a bag over your head.

You can't really go up to women and say "I'm 8 inches, want to fuck?" Especially not in this reserved country. Also guys lie so much about dick size that women think 8 inches is almost average until they see it.
 
You can't really go up to women and say "I'm 8 inches, want to fuck?" Especially not in this reserved country. Also guys lie so much about dick size that women think 8 inches is almost average until they see it.
I don't know if your specific location is more conservative, but the US as a whole is completely degenerate. Maybe you can go to a bar and find a drunk 2/10 to hook up with. Then word would spread about your gigacock, and eventually, you would have a soft harem of 3-6/10 size-queens who want to suck you off while you wear a paper bag over your head.

Or maybe you're just really short. That and a grossly deformed face are the only two things I can see making this not work.
 
Maybe you can go to a bar and find a drunk 2/10 to hook up with. Then word would spread about your gigacock, and eventually, you would have a soft harem of 3-6/10 size-queens who want to suck you off

I don't think it works like that in random bars. You need to do it in a closely knit campus or large social circle.
 
Fuck gonna play some runescape to get my mind of suicidal thoughts.

I’ll save this post tho, in case I feel like killing myself in the future. Thanks for this bro. This will definitely push me of when I am standing in front of a red light and thinking weather I should jump in front of that bus or not.

Cheers
 
I don't think it works like that in random bars. You need to do it in a closely knit campus or large social circle.
It could work if the 2/10 you fuck has a decently sized social circle even if you don't.
 

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