TMI I am having fissures and haemorrhoids and it is the most soul crushing thing I hv gone through unironically

[glowIntheDark]

Okay just so u know warning this is about poop and anuses . If that shiet weirds u out don't bother reading

anyways I don't have anyone else to share this with but I essentially eat like shit. As a college student my diet usually is bread, pasta , beer and cookies. Basically cheap junk food .

As u can see no vegetables.

Anyways last week Because of my shiet diet I went to poop and cuz it was a huge hard piece of shit (quite literally) that won't come out in frustration I just said fuck it and pushed while straining my ass.

Which lead me to getting chronic fissures/haemorrhoids. For anyone who doesn't know what that is- It's essentially tears in your anal passage because of prolonged straining caused by Constipation


I went to the doctor and that piece of shit gave me a medicine that makes me poop more.

So now I have to go take a shit while there are fucking tears down then and it's the most soul crushing shit already.

I bleed profusely and it feels like I am being fucked by a serrated army knife up my ass.

I fear eating cuz eating means I would go to poop. And because of my haemorrhoids pooping is extremely painful and takes me an hour .

Also walking is painful too. Hurts like a bitch up my ass while I am walking down my lecture halls

Sitting on wooden seats hurt too

Everything hurts

FUCK MY LYFFFFFF

Also the doctor said there is no as such cure I would have to wait for it to heal itself

 

[supersoldier]

. If you will get better try to walk at least 5-10km every day so you will get physical activity and your ass will be more healthy.

 

[glowIntheDark]

. If you will get better try to walk at least 5-10km every day so you will get physical activity and your ass will be more healthy.

lol yeah I have to just wait it out i guess

 

[StefiBeaLipton]

I recommend using lubricant next time to prevent fissures.

 

[glowIntheDark]

I recommend using lubricant next time to prevent fissures.

sounds a bit gay but yeah good idea

 

[Norville Wood]

Okay just so u know warning this is about poop and anuses . If that shiet weirds u out don't bother reading

anyways I don't have anyone else to share this with but I essentially eat like shit. As a college student my diet usually is bread, pasta , beer and cookies. Basically cheap junk food .

As u can see no vegetables.

Anyways last week Because of my shiet diet I went to poop and cuz it was a huge hard piece of shit (quite literally) that won't come out in frustration I just said fuck it and pushed while straining my ass.

Which lead me to getting chronic fissures/haemorrhoids. For anyone who doesn't know what that is- It's essentially tears in your anal passage because of prolonged straining caused by Constipation


I went to the doctor and that piece of shit gave me a medicine that makes me poop more.

So now I have to go take a shit while there are fucking tears down then and it's the most soul crushing shit already.

I bleed profusely and it feels like I am being fucked by a serrated army knife up my ass.

I fear eating cuz eating means I would go to poop. And because of my haemorrhoids pooping is extremely painful and takes me an hour .

Also walking is painful too. Hurts like a bitch up my ass while I am walking down my lecture halls

Sitting on wooden seats hurt too

Everything hurts

FUCK MY LYFFFFFF

Also the doctor said there is no as such cure I would have to wait for it to heal itself

Look into green smoothies, oatmeal, sweet potatoes

 

[Epedaphic]

Damn dude, sounds rough. Is there some kind of cream or ointment u got from the doctor that would help with the pain or healing?

 

[glowIntheDark]

Damn dude, sounds rough. Is there some kind of cream or ointment u got from the doctor that would help with the pain or healing?

yeah nigger (not literally) gave me a numbing cream . But here's the fucking catch. U have to put the finger up the ass to apply it. And that is so unbelievably painful I end up not applying it at all

 

[Shaktiman]

Okay just so u know warning this is about poop and anuses . If that shiet weirds u out don't bother reading

anyways I don't have anyone else to share this with but I essentially eat like shit. As a college student my diet usually is bread, pasta , beer and cookies. Basically cheap junk food .

As u can see no vegetables.

Anyways last week Because of my shiet diet I went to poop and cuz it was a huge hard piece of shit (quite literally) that won't come out in frustration I just said fuck it and pushed while straining my ass.

Which lead me to getting chronic fissures/haemorrhoids. For anyone who doesn't know what that is- It's essentially tears in your anal passage because of prolonged straining caused by Constipation


I went to the doctor and that piece of shit gave me a medicine that makes me poop more.

So now I have to go take a shit while there are fucking tears down then and it's the most soul crushing shit already.

I bleed profusely and it feels like I am being fucked by a serrated army knife up my ass.

I fear eating cuz eating means I would go to poop. And because of my haemorrhoids pooping is extremely painful and takes me an hour .

Also walking is painful too. Hurts like a bitch up my ass while I am walking down my lecture halls

Sitting on wooden seats hurt too

Everything hurts

FUCK MY LYFFFFFF

Also the doctor said there is no as such cure I would have to wait for it to heal itself

I cant imagine how faggots seem to enjoy putting monster sized objects in their asshole.They probably seem to enjoy the pain JFL

 

[Norville Wood]

Okay just so u know warning this is about poop and anuses . If that shiet weirds u out don't bother reading

anyways I don't have anyone else to share this with but I essentially eat like shit. As a college student my diet usually is bread, pasta , beer and cookies. Basically cheap junk food .

As u can see no vegetables.

Anyways last week Because of my shiet diet I went to poop and cuz it was a huge hard piece of shit (quite literally) that won't come out in frustration I just said fuck it and pushed while straining my ass.

Which lead me to getting chronic fissures/haemorrhoids. For anyone who doesn't know what that is- It's essentially tears in your anal passage because of prolonged straining caused by Constipation


I went to the doctor and that piece of shit gave me a medicine that makes me poop more.

So now I have to go take a shit while there are fucking tears down then and it's the most soul crushing shit already.

I bleed profusely and it feels like I am being fucked by a serrated army knife up my ass.

I fear eating cuz eating means I would go to poop. And because of my haemorrhoids pooping is extremely painful and takes me an hour .

Also walking is painful too. Hurts like a bitch up my ass while I am walking down my lecture halls

Sitting on wooden seats hurt too

Everything hurts

FUCK MY LYFFFFFF

Also the doctor said there is no as such cure I would have to wait for it to heal itself

Sorry.

I'm sure with medical help you'll return to health

 

[Knajjd]

Take some pain killers till it heals.

 

[kay']

Bro thats like 1/10 on the pain scale. U cereal mang
come live one day with my back pain and you will rope in 10 minutes

 

[trognarukk]

Bro thats like 1/10 on the pain scale. U cereal mang
come live one day with my back pain and you will rope in 10 minutes

im on alcohol +weed right now cause my sciatica + herniated discs are killing me.

Ibuprofen sucks, doc did not want to get me some good pills unfortunately

 

[kay']

im on alcohol +weed right now cause my sciatica + herniated discs are killing me.

Ibuprofen sucks, doc did not want to get me some good pills unfortunately

sciatica is hell ibuprofen doesnt touch it you need a stronger drug.

Find a better dr dont accept being treated like trash

 

[trognarukk]

sciatica is hell ibuprofen doesnt touch it you need a stronger drug.

Find a better dr dont accept being treated like trash

german healthcare sucks cause you wait weeks+months for a new appointment if i switch docs

 

[kay']

german healthcare sucks cause you wait weeks+months for a new appointment if i switch docs

Then tell him you need a better drug or make the switch.

Make a scene in the hospital just do something dont shut up about it because they dont care and dont wana do their job