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Theory Time to ditch your cheap Android phone - Having an iPhone makes you 76% more attractive

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Having an Android phone decreases your match rate by 10-30%.

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It makes sense. Iphones are phones made for females and are sold at a high premium price, it's all about fashion. Chad doesn't give a shit if iPhones are expensive. He doesn't care if Android has a better open platform. Chad uses an iPhone specifically because the integrated messaging system allows him to chat with females more easily. Chad isn't wasting his time downloading porn to his phone or developing mobile applications -- Chad uses a phone specifically for access to females, that's it.

Basically Android phones are for incels. iPhones are for Chad and females.
 
i own and phone and airpods and i drown in pussy. OP is right its not looks its all about ur phone
 
iPhones are for pure normies.

My normie friend switched from Android to Apple just bcs so he could facetime with foids and other normies.
 
The only thing that matters is your face height and frame, not the brand of your fucking phone
 
The only thing that matters is your face height and frame, not the brand of your fucking phone
massive cope for normie maxing and social circle max. Iphone > android any day of the year.
 
My next phone is going to be an iphone
 
massive cope for normie maxing and social circle max. Iphone > android any day of the year.
When I had to take a school exam we all had to put our phones on a table until the exam was over. I only saw 1 iPhone. It trully doesn't matter much, an unattractive guy won't fit in in a social group because he owns an iPhone.
 
When I had to take a school exam we all had to put our phones on a table until the exam was over. I only saw 1 iPhone. It trully doesn't matter much, an unattractive guy won't fit in in a social group because he owns an iPhone.
you must not be usa cel. In usa to fit in, especially with cumskin, spic and nigger whores. Having an iphone is optimal.
 
No phone for your face
 
lmao chad speed can speed dial bitches on his 2002 flip phone and have them worshiping his cock in 20 minutes, imagine thinking a cell phone has anything to do with sexual selection
 
lmao chad speed can speed dial bitches on his 2002 flip phone and have them worshiping his cock in 20 minutes, imagine thinking a cell phone has anything to do with sexual selection
massive cope. a 5/10 normie with iphone > 5.5/10 normie with android
 
great marketing strategy.
it's the same with expensive cars, men buy that shit precisely because they think they will have more chances of attracting women
 
Chad with android still gets more pussy than incel with iphone.
 
I still use an Iphone 5 tbh, don't plan on upgrading until it dies or whatever since i barely get any use out of it as it is.
 
you must not be usa cel. In usa to fit in, especially with cumskin, spic and nigger whores. Having an iphone is optimal.
Yes, I ain't from the US. If that's true the usa is complete and utter shit.
 
I stick to Android because I do pretty much everything on Google and Google makes my life more convenient. It's not as if flagship Samsung models are that much cheaper than iPhones.

Normies are weird. They'll dip into credit just to buy an iPhone they can't afford, yet think it's outrageous to spend $400 on dinner.
 
bullshit cope thread. iphones wont save a truecel like me
 
androidcels on suicide watch
 
Can someone tell on tinder if youre using android or iphone?
 
Can someone tell on tinder if youre using android or iphone?
Camera quality maybe?
75f
 
Over for Samsungcels :feelsrope:
 
This is the reason I spent money on a iphone after my android tbh
 
I use a BlackBerry

Fuck Apple. Not buying a piece of shit that will break - and is designed to be ultra fragile - and because some copious maximum Jobscel said to
 
Its over for Blackberrycels
 
Damn someone already did the 0x76 joke :woke:
 
No iPhone for your face.
 
When you are on tinder, or any other social media nobody knows what phone you have. Your phone is fucking irrelevant. This theory is just as dumb as the driverlicense pill, if not even dumber
 
Biggest cope I've ever seen. I used Macbook for 2 years.
 
Cope, chad can have whatever phone he fucking wants and slay
 
If you think different phones will help you ascend, you are gigacoping,
 
Proof that owning an iPhone makes you more attractive and not just that people who are already more attractive are more likely to own iPhones?
 
Bruh I have a OnePlus it's over
Android = Incel
True, but like, it depends. Half of the people don't even know what OnePlus is. I swear, both in HS and in uni, people would either have an iPhone or a Samsung. They don't even care about any other phones existing, and would call everything else a Nokia.
Whether you flex your OnePlus, TwoPlus, ThreePlus, Oppo, Hoppo or vivo phone, although some of them are expensive, it's over for bbkcels. And I don't even mention realme yet. Tbh, 1+8 seems a good phone, though I'm broke lol.
Imagine you meet new people at uni and you phone called zte. "What's that? A Samsung?", "No, it's a ZTE". For some people like me zte associates with those shitty routers, that cable company would setup
 
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What does these dumb hoes knows about android. They only care for looks.
 

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