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Story Time I convinced a guy I sell fucked chickens.

The Abyss

The Abyss

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Was back in xbox 360 days, a random dude in our lobby on Ace Combat 6 was invited to our party chat & I put on a South American accent pretending to be from La Mesa, Panama, told him I was richest dude in the village with Internet & ran a chicken export business selling to New York deli's.

Told him my chicken was succulent & really popular as it was soft, creamy & had herbs & stuffing in it, told him the secret was the boys in the village would fuck & cream the hens. Of course the buyers didn't know, guy lived in NY as well, dude was hollering at his girl buying into it heh.
 
Hahaha what a story mark
 
That’s very interesting
 
sounds like a larp
 
Lmao i loved your accent.
:feelshaha:
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On Ace Combat 6? :feelskek:
 

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