Serious Three things you should love doing if you plan to ascend

[govnyaker]

Message to youngcels
1)Cooking
2)Eating
3)Resting (getting enough sleep and never be overly tired)

 

[Furlossus]

А еще покупать ей кучу всякой хуйню because muh 8 March and other праздники

 

[El Enemigo]

I wasn't able to get enough sleep during my development years

 

[racoon4]

also gymmax and alcoholmaxx

 

[govnyaker]

А еще покупать ей кучу всякой хуйню because muh 8 March and other праздники

nigga moment

I wasn't able to get enough sleep during my development years

its over for you

also gymmax and alcoholmaxx

to a healthy degree yes

Trying to ascend is for fakecels, real truecels like me just rot.

based

 

[ControlledInsanity]

4) Have a huge soycial media profile history with tons of friends
5) Go out everyday with friends and drink and party
6) Be established with a house, car, job and pets
7) Be able to regurgitate every talking point that is presently on television news verbatim
8) Own and use products made by huge companies that are released within the last 12-24 months, no older than that
9) Be able to carry a conversation for at least 5 hours
10) Don't think for yourself

and then, maybe, only then you might stand a glimmer of a chance with a 1/10 blown out 45+ year old former hooker chain smoking single mother.

 

[Linesnap99]

be good looking
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