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This man offers you the girlfriend of your choice but there's a catch. Do you accept?

Crustaciouse

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You don't know what the catch is, do you accept his offer?
 
I don't want a "girlfriend" or a "partner". I need her to be completely obsessed with me. And completely attracted to me. That's why I love seeing Chad's get girls. It helps build my internal world.


anyway if I could get all of the above I'd do it.
 
I'd probably accept the offer. Judging by the picture the Jew is probably gonna ask for money in return. I'll pay for my perfect waifu....
 
There’s a good chance that I’m never allowed to see her and I have to give up all my shekels but it may just be worth a shot. If I get jewed too hard I’ll just rope or go ER on a synagogue.
 
Yes, at this point I have nothing to lose.
 
Hell no, the crafty bastard would probably give me a california tranny that's legally a woman.
 
Incelibate anarchist said:
Hell no, the crafty bastard would probably give me a california tranny that's legally a woman.

That is the correct choice.
The man was offering you a "woman" by our current standards.
 
I don't need a girlfriend, I need good looks so I can pump and dump pretty sluts without paying them for it.
 
Crustaciouse said:
That is the correct choice.
The man was offering you a "woman" by our current standards.

I dodged a real bullet there. Now you can be a woman by just caking on some make up and changing your sex on your Drivers licence.
 
GunnaSecure said:
I don't want a "girlfriend" or a "partner". I need her to be completely obsessed with me. And completely attracted to me. That's why I love seeing Chad's get girls. It helps build my internal world.
anyway if I could get all of the above I'd do it.

This
 
Crustaciouse said:
That is the correct choice.
The man was offering you a "woman" by our current standards.

I lol'd. Thank you.
 
As long as it doesn't affect my money, health, or reputation I wouldn't give a shit.
 
No because the catch makes the offer most likely worthless
 
What would a punishing catch be?
 
I am certain the catch is that you'll have to be in a cuckold video with her first.
 
I would accept it in an instant.
A girl that I want means more to me than anything else in the world. I would rather chose her than billion dollars.
 
would you take this guy's offer?

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If the girl is of my choice but she has a penis I wouldn't mind.
 
Crustaciouse said:
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You don't know what the catch is, do you accept his offer?

yes for I will cuck him
 
overlystinkypants said:
would you take this guy's offer?

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Damn, you're the living proof that posting your face here is always a bad idea.
 
Sure, why not. I doubt It can be that bad.
 
She's secretly jewish?
 
Yeh, I don't care anymore it would be worth a try.
 
yes i aint no volcel fakie
 
Incelibate anarchist said:
I dodged a real bullet there. Now you can be a woman by just caking on some make up and changing your sex on your Drivers licence.

legally, not biologically, lets not forget that :)
 

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