Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

RageFuel This makes me want to put a bullet in my head

F

forevergymcelling

Banned
-
Joined
Nov 9, 2017
Posts
127
This is happiness beyond anything you can fathom. It's impossible to appreciate how easy, stress-free, validation filled, and endorphin-releasing these lives are but we can guess.


Instagram male models:

They've escaped the rat race. No 40 hour weeks, no hours spent in traffic commuting, no deadlines to worry about, no essays to research, no projects to lose hair over. No forcing yourself to wake up early, force-feeding for energy even if not hungry.

You wake up at 10am after a full night of GH-releasing sleep. Your hair looks effortlessly styled even when messy. You eat your breakfast and take a shirtless selfie "cooking eggs!" "it's bacon time!" and post it to IG.

You put on a plain white tee and some jeans. You haven't shaved or showered and your wardrobe is as basic as it gets but NONE of it matters because your face just makes everything work. It's the uglies who agonize over which direction to style their hair or how much stubble to trim or what shirt to wear with what pants to look good. All irrelevant to you.

Then your ride comes to pick you up. A limo from the agency to take you to your photoshoot of the day. You spend 2-3 hours in good lighting with a female model,posing and cracking jokes with snack breaks in between. You collect your fat paycheck and head out.

In between all this you've gotten literally hundreds of IOIs from women - on the street, on the train, in the grocery store. The entire world is like a runway because chicks keep GAWKING at you and cant control themselves. You have to hide a ****-eating grin - how can life be so amazing you wonder as you shake your head and laugh.

Now you go to the gym for some weight lifting and briefly glance at the bloated pimply moonfaces high-fiving each other over their 4 plate squats. You see a chick secretly snapping a pic of you from the corner of your eye but ignore it and laugh.

80th text message of the day comes in. It's the desperate sloot from tinder who has messaged you 3 times in a row, begging you to be her FWB. You don't feel like smashing though and just want to play video games. This thought doesn't give you any second-doubts or cognitive dissonance or anxiety over turning down sex because pussy is a never-ending stream for you, a commodity.

Quick check on instagram - your unshaven unshowered selfie has 80000 likes with 9/10 hbbs posting kissy emojis and tagging their hot friends


"@kayley this is the guy i was telling you about!"

"future husband"

"I.CANT.BREATHE"

"@tiffanyyy @jessicaxo @amber92 ohmy****ingGOD"


Another stream of endorphins release upon seeing this validation. The tenth time today. Better than any drug out there. Heroin without the side effects. You smile as your self-esteem is satiated. Your genetics are celebrated. You are intrinsically desired Women want you for you. Not your money or your social connections, then want YOU.












 
gay
its over for lookismcels.
 
This thread made me laugh and cry alternately for several minutes, and im solemn and sad at the moment
FUCK ME this thread is like the kiss of death to the heart and soul. Im just taking all of this in, how fucking accurate this is and how much it hurts, and how dark this makes my heart feel. Dark and miserable. Powerful thread OP, extremely powerful.

I think this thread should be stickied @RageAgainstTDL
 
Can you not see the profoundly powerful blackpilling effect this thread has though dude?


It makes you do a BIG THINK.


It makes you realise the OTHER WORLD that these people are living in. What you are missing out on. What feelings and fulfillment and happiness you are missing out on.
 
Now you go to the gym for some weight lifting and briefly glance at the bloated pimply moonfaces high-fiving each other over their 4 plate squats.

can relate

on a second note, aren't most male models broke?

anyways, the hottest femoids date extremely low inhib tatted up "bad boys" (this can be anything ranging from a military guy to a real life criminal)... I don't really care for that life style, of a male model that is. You may call it cope but I have my own aspirations that go beyond just looking good and fucking foids.
 
Last edited:
This is nothing new.
 


Watch 2:48. I literally shit myself laughing.
 
This thread made me laugh and cry alternately for several minutes, and im solemn and sad at the moment
FUCK ME this thread is like the kiss of death to the heart and soul. Im just taking all of this in, how fucking accurate this is and how much it hurts, and how dark this makes my heart feel. Dark and miserable. Powerful thread OP, extremely powerful.

I think this thread should be stickied @RageAgainstTDL

It shouldnt because while its a good writeup its copy pasted from lookism and not OC
 
Wrong tag bro

This is instant suifuel. Fuck you for posting those pics. My weekend is already ruined.
 
This makes me think you're a faggot
 
This just makes me hate foids so much more
 
I heard this kind of guy bitching to me. He is a real 10/10, male model, he was chosen by Bar Refaeli to work with her on some collection in the past (that's the level of this guy).
He got drunk and said to me "I feel myself as a piece of meat. They want only my body, they don't care about my soul or my personality, just my body. I saw a family few days ago, a guy was looking like you, short and unattractive, but he had a woman that 7 points above him, and I knew that it was because of his personality and his achievements and not like me. I just won the lottery of looks, but he made it by himself against all odds".
And I needed to hear all of this bluepilled shit because he is a nephew of a close friend from the military.
 
be sure mommy didn't smoke or drink during pregnancy and had all her needs fulfilled

be sure to be born in a family with an available mother and an alpha dad who spends time with you (you can't control this of course). If you are european, be sure to be born in the 90s when religion fully lost its grip on society (mostly if you come from catholic countries, if you are protestant it doesn't matter that much). Be sure to suck on mommy's breasts until you get teeth. As soon you get teeth start chewing on hard natural foods. After having spent the most important years of development (the first 3) in a peaceful environment where you are treated like a god and your parents aren't slaves of society (hard workers or young careerists) it's time to orient to first socialization attempts with your peers at kindergarten: if the first 3 years went good and you end up in a non-religious school with young and hot teachers who aren't starving for penor and love, it's going to be all cool, play with toys and learn alphabet. Get in school and have more fun with your non-aspie neurotypical socializing skills with your peers who happen to be similar looking as you. Ignore the weaker instead of bullying them, since bullying is done to improve one's status, when you are already on top status. Get straight A because you are a well-educated and good-looking kid who studies with his peers one hour a day, spending the rest of day playing with them and being with mom and dad at home, or with your cool uncles / aunts / cousins / family friends.

Get in middle school and, always thanks to your NT skills, start playing the local team sport. Be sure to play it outside of school time too. Start puberty and get horny seeing all your female peers growing breasts etc. They will all be attracted to you because you are playing basketball which is making you taller too, thanks to grow plate stimulation. You are eating fats and spending a lot of energy since you are a kid so your hormonal environment is perfect. You are not eating a shitty mediterran diet full of carbs and weak foods because the dumbass doctors told your parents that if they want to be thin they have to eat like that (they ignored thinness of lean mass). You are eating a german diet full of meat and milk + nuts and seeds and potato chips when you are hungry because you are a kid with high metabolism and it all goes to your leidyg cells.

This diet genes happened to prepare your skull for slayerdom: you aren't mouth breathing because your adenoids are immune to allergies, since you spent a good time of your first years being sick from common infectious diseases, developing a strong and regulated immune system with good Th1-Th2 balance, plus you avoided non-biological foods. Your skull is developing horizontally and frontally, your zygos are projecting, your jaw is wide and pointy frontally, your glabella is starting to come outside and your big eyes are hooding themselves. Your temporal bones is widening like your occipital bone, and you are losing the big ears thanks to the maxillofacial development. Neck is growing thicker too. You don't have posture problems like scoliosis or kyphosis because your lean tissues and spinal muscles never got weak since you were on dat dere diet and hormonal profile, and didn't sit at computers because you were getting dopamine and validation from your peers outside in the sun. You aren't developing myopia because you don't do much near-work but play a lot outside and your male tunnel-vision and attention is developing. You don't have a lot of empathy because you don't need to know what other people are thinking, that's what girls are doing, helped from their increased peripheral vision and attention and capability of recognizing all social cues, thing that you don't need to do since you believe subconsciously you are a more than worthy human (first 3 years).

You are starting to listen to more active music and hanging out with your male peers in dark corners trying the first cigarettes and hitting on town's young girls who all seek for your attention. You get your first sexual experiences at age 13 with kissing and touching. You are so sweet and in love with the girls you meet and develop strong bonds with them thanks to oxytocin. But you have more of them, so your attention isn't focused only on one, while they are all focused on you.

You get in high school and bring some of your bros from middle school. First day in class you are already ruling, because you have a strong social circle that you brought from your past years, and people see this and want to share things with you and connect with you. The loners are butthurting but you ignore them, except when they do some dumb stuff for attention, when you burn them with any comment. The burn they feel doesn't come from some strange "wit" skill you have, but simply from the perceived interaction between social statuses, where anything a superior human like you says is seen as cool and may be interpreted in any way but always stays cool. If you say: "u ugly" to the nerd, everyone will laugh because it's true and you are beautiful. If you tell him: "u beautiful" everyone will laugh because you are sarcastic. If you say "chill bro" the same or if you say "I actually like you" everyone will think you are such a gentle soul. But your attention isn't focusing there, it's focusing on your equal of status or higher: you are concentrated on winning the inter-school soccer championships and get the hottest cheerleaders. Your heavy physical training and social life doesn't leave too much time to study, but you manage to do it because of your high oxygenated and vascularized neurons and well developed intelligence since your parents treated you good and teached you how to study "enough". You aren't the big nerd able to write a long post on the misc on how to live life, after having discovered all its secrets, because you don't need to. You believe what you got told to believe because you never had the need to ask you questions.

Meanwhile, the hot young school teachers are missing their high school days and get emotionated everytime you enter class. Wether you are on a good mood or a bad mood, everyone loves that, because you are so beautiful and powerful you can be and act how you want without worrying of punishment, which you never had. The few haters are hating without showing that, because they are afraid of your uninhibited verbal wrath, which shames them to oblivion thanks to your perceived social support where everything you say is supported. When you are sad or angry it's because your favorite team lost, or because some hater isn't fully submitting to your will, or because some peer or parent didn't give you what you wanted, not because you are a sad human without friends or options, you never worried about that and you never understood those who had those problems. The hot teachers invite you to their house, you get drunk in a small party with their daughter who you banged before, and end up banging your married teacher too. It's no big deal to you because you have so much experience with women, but everyone admires you and you develop wrist pain after all the high fives. Your teacher gets removed from school.

You grow up more and either end up in some high class sport team or go in the professional world and join college. When you go to parties or clubs, women get hypnotized from the sight of the movement of your shoulder width and waist in a tight V-neck, oscillating at the rhytm of electronic music, and your aloof slight head banging that shows your perfect beautiful hair and your defined wide neck surrounded from a necklace, with your aloof expression looking down while you are rolling a joint at the music rhytm. A group of blonde exchange students with a rope diadema on their foreheads casually bump on you and you exchange duchenne smiles, eye squinting, parted lips while you stare at their blue eyes and red cheeks on a perfect white skin due to perfect vascularization. You end up having a gangbang with all of them after having got high together, and spend your weeks with them until they leave and invite you to reach them in sweden sometime.

In the remaining time, you are having the fun of your life with your buddies, and studying with them since they are also responsible. You study hard, party hard and play high intensity sports. You never lifted a weight in your life and that's why your muscles aren't glycogen-based, but myoglobin based, since they got developed on oxygen and hormones and proteins, but not through stress-stimulatated adaptive answer like a slave builder in ancient egypt building pyramids would have. You are biologically a hunter, and your craniofacial shape betrays that. But you have no fucking idea what that means. You have a harem of hot girls with high 2D:4D ratio, opposed to yours.

Before you graduate, you either decide you are tired of your slayer life, and go full oxytocin with your future first wife, loving her to death, or you just decide you want to focus on career, mostly if you chose a big one like being a surgeon or engineer or lawyer.

You have no problem getting the job, thanks to your superior people skills, and watch the remaining of your years, running faster and faster after each year (due to routine) being an orgasmic slide from the vulcan you were put on at birth, never having to climb anything or to force your neurotransmittorial pathways to cope against something. You are getting tons of money, buying stuff and investing, because global social power is now your main objective. All women are willing to give you their anor on first sight, also because they know your fame before meeting your impressive frame and massive skull and admire your vascular and oxygenated skin and get wet at your cocky smiles. You either decide to have a full-monogamous life and get some kids from your perfect wife who are going to inherit the earth or you decide to go poly and get more kids from more women, who will be beta provided from other submissive humans, fully acknoweledging your genetical superiority (supported from society too).

Either way, your 30s are the most awesome time of your life, countrary to what people told you before (you never had to question anything, you just followed what you heard from other humans who weren't living the godmode life).

Your 40s are cool and in your 50s you are doing something really big. You are someone known and important, no matter the path you chose. Or you died before because of the haters pulling some conspiracy against you (see J. Christ, Che Guevara). If you chose the rockstar life you might get fucked up because of drugs ruining your brain homeostasis and neurotransmitorial equilibrium (see Kurt Kobain).

If you get to old age, it's time to feel the perma-orgasm old people live while being proud of their fruits and their offspring growing up, and re-living the young emotions vicariously, like you are doing by reading my post now. You die in a DMT-induced emotional explosion, which is the biggest mental trip you ever had in your heroic life. Your name is remembered by humanity, but it doesn't fucing matter since you are dead. After billion of years, having the universe collapsed on itself in an amorphous mass where everything is equal, and after the next big bang where everything repeats itself in the same identical way, you are born again to relive your life for the infinitesimal time, since the universe is about predetermination and destiny, due to quantum mechanics and cause-effect mechanisms that we cannot analyze with our current technology and our limitations of senses.
 
be sure mommy didn't smoke or drink during pregnancy and had all her needs fulfilled

be sure to be born in a family with an available mother and an alpha dad who spends time with you (you can't control this of course). If you are european, be sure to be born in the 90s when religion fully lost its grip on society (mostly if you come from catholic countries, if you are protestant it doesn't matter that much). Be sure to suck on mommy's breasts until you get teeth. As soon you get teeth start chewing on hard natural foods. After having spent the most important years of development (the first 3) in a peaceful environment where you are treated like a god and your parents aren't slaves of society (hard workers or young careerists) it's time to orient to first socialization attempts with your peers at kindergarten: if the first 3 years went good and you end up in a non-religious school with young and hot teachers who aren't starving for penor and love, it's going to be all cool, play with toys and learn alphabet. Get in school and have more fun with your non-aspie neurotypical socializing skills with your peers who happen to be similar looking as you. Ignore the weaker instead of bullying them, since bullying is done to improve one's status, when you are already on top status. Get straight A because you are a well-educated and good-looking kid who studies with his peers one hour a day, spending the rest of day playing with them and being with mom and dad at home, or with your cool uncles / aunts / cousins / family friends.

Get in middle school and, always thanks to your NT skills, start playing the local team sport. Be sure to play it outside of school time too. Start puberty and get horny seeing all your female peers growing breasts etc. They will all be attracted to you because you are playing basketball which is making you taller too, thanks to grow plate stimulation. You are eating fats and spending a lot of energy since you are a kid so your hormonal environment is perfect. You are not eating a shitty mediterran diet full of carbs and weak foods because the dumbass doctors told your parents that if they want to be thin they have to eat like that (they ignored thinness of lean mass). You are eating a german diet full of meat and milk + nuts and seeds and potato chips when you are hungry because you are a kid with high metabolism and it all goes to your leidyg cells.

This diet genes happened to prepare your skull for slayerdom: you aren't mouth breathing because your adenoids are immune to allergies, since you spent a good time of your first years being sick from common infectious diseases, developing a strong and regulated immune system with good Th1-Th2 balance, plus you avoided non-biological foods. Your skull is developing horizontally and frontally, your zygos are projecting, your jaw is wide and pointy frontally, your glabella is starting to come outside and your big eyes are hooding themselves. Your temporal bones is widening like your occipital bone, and you are losing the big ears thanks to the maxillofacial development. Neck is growing thicker too. You don't have posture problems like scoliosis or kyphosis because your lean tissues and spinal muscles never got weak since you were on dat dere diet and hormonal profile, and didn't sit at computers because you were getting dopamine and validation from your peers outside in the sun. You aren't developing myopia because you don't do much near-work but play a lot outside and your male tunnel-vision and attention is developing. You don't have a lot of empathy because you don't need to know what other people are thinking, that's what girls are doing, helped from their increased peripheral vision and attention and capability of recognizing all social cues, thing that you don't need to do since you believe subconsciously you are a more than worthy human (first 3 years).

You are starting to listen to more active music and hanging out with your male peers in dark corners trying the first cigarettes and hitting on town's young girls who all seek for your attention. You get your first sexual experiences at age 13 with kissing and touching. You are so sweet and in love with the girls you meet and develop strong bonds with them thanks to oxytocin. But you have more of them, so your attention isn't focused only on one, while they are all focused on you.

You get in high school and bring some of your bros from middle school. First day in class you are already ruling, because you have a strong social circle that you brought from your past years, and people see this and want to share things with you and connect with you. The loners are butthurting but you ignore them, except when they do some dumb stuff for attention, when you burn them with any comment. The burn they feel doesn't come from some strange "wit" skill you have, but simply from the perceived interaction between social statuses, where anything a superior human like you says is seen as cool and may be interpreted in any way but always stays cool. If you say: "u ugly" to the nerd, everyone will laugh because it's true and you are beautiful. If you tell him: "u beautiful" everyone will laugh because you are sarcastic. If you say "chill bro" the same or if you say "I actually like you" everyone will think you are such a gentle soul. But your attention isn't focusing there, it's focusing on your equal of status or higher: you are concentrated on winning the inter-school soccer championships and get the hottest cheerleaders. Your heavy physical training and social life doesn't leave too much time to study, but you manage to do it because of your high oxygenated and vascularized neurons and well developed intelligence since your parents treated you good and teached you how to study "enough". You aren't the big nerd able to write a long post on the misc on how to live life, after having discovered all its secrets, because you don't need to. You believe what you got told to believe because you never had the need to ask you questions.

Meanwhile, the hot young school teachers are missing their high school days and get emotionated everytime you enter class. Wether you are on a good mood or a bad mood, everyone loves that, because you are so beautiful and powerful you can be and act how you want without worrying of punishment, which you never had. The few haters are hating without showing that, because they are afraid of your uninhibited verbal wrath, which shames them to oblivion thanks to your perceived social support where everything you say is supported. When you are sad or angry it's because your favorite team lost, or because some hater isn't fully submitting to your will, or because some peer or parent didn't give you what you wanted, not because you are a sad human without friends or options, you never worried about that and you never understood those who had those problems. The hot teachers invite you to their house, you get drunk in a small party with their daughter who you banged before, and end up banging your married teacher too. It's no big deal to you because you have so much experience with women, but everyone admires you and you develop wrist pain after all the high fives. Your teacher gets removed from school.

You grow up more and either end up in some high class sport team or go in the professional world and join college. When you go to parties or clubs, women get hypnotized from the sight of the movement of your shoulder width and waist in a tight V-neck, oscillating at the rhytm of electronic music, and your aloof slight head banging that shows your perfect beautiful hair and your defined wide neck surrounded from a necklace, with your aloof expression looking down while you are rolling a joint at the music rhytm. A group of blonde exchange students with a rope diadema on their foreheads casually bump on you and you exchange duchenne smiles, eye squinting, parted lips while you stare at their blue eyes and red cheeks on a perfect white skin due to perfect vascularization. You end up having a gangbang with all of them after having got high together, and spend your weeks with them until they leave and invite you to reach them in sweden sometime.

In the remaining time, you are having the fun of your life with your buddies, and studying with them since they are also responsible. You study hard, party hard and play high intensity sports. You never lifted a weight in your life and that's why your muscles aren't glycogen-based, but myoglobin based, since they got developed on oxygen and hormones and proteins, but not through stress-stimulatated adaptive answer like a slave builder in ancient egypt building pyramids would have. You are biologically a hunter, and your craniofacial shape betrays that. But you have no fucking idea what that means. You have a harem of hot girls with high 2D:4D ratio, opposed to yours.

Before you graduate, you either decide you are tired of your slayer life, and go full oxytocin with your future first wife, loving her to death, or you just decide you want to focus on career, mostly if you chose a big one like being a surgeon or engineer or lawyer.

You have no problem getting the job, thanks to your superior people skills, and watch the remaining of your years, running faster and faster after each year (due to routine) being an orgasmic slide from the vulcan you were put on at birth, never having to climb anything or to force your neurotransmittorial pathways to cope against something. You are getting tons of money, buying stuff and investing, because global social power is now your main objective. All women are willing to give you their anor on first sight, also because they know your fame before meeting your impressive frame and massive skull and admire your vascular and oxygenated skin and get wet at your cocky smiles. You either decide to have a full-monogamous life and get some kids from your perfect wife who are going to inherit the earth or you decide to go poly and get more kids from more women, who will be beta provided from other submissive humans, fully acknoweledging your genetical superiority (supported from society too).

Either way, your 30s are the most awesome time of your life, countrary to what people told you before (you never had to question anything, you just followed what you heard from other humans who weren't living the godmode life).

Your 40s are cool and in your 50s you are doing something really big. You are someone known and important, no matter the path you chose. Or you died before because of the haters pulling some conspiracy against you (see J. Christ, Che Guevara). If you chose the rockstar life you might get fucked up because of drugs ruining your brain homeostasis and neurotransmitorial equilibrium (see Kurt Kobain).

If you get to old age, it's time to feel the perma-orgasm old people live while being proud of their fruits and their offspring growing up, and re-living the young emotions vicariously, like you are doing by reading my post now. You die in a DMT-induced emotional explosion, which is the biggest mental trip you ever had in your heroic life. Your name is remembered by humanity, but it doesn't fucing matter since you are dead. After billion of years, having the universe collapsed on itself in an amorphous mass where everything is equal, and after the next big bang where everything repeats itself in the same identical way, you are born again to relive your life for the infinitesimal time, since the universe is about predetermination and destiny, due to quantum mechanics and cause-effect mechanisms that we cannot analyze with our current technology and our limitations of senses.
God IQ post.
 
I don't care.
I feel very jealous when i see a dog.
Tumblr njyxcgseo11qbloa9o1 500
 
It shouldnt because while its a good writeup its copy pasted from lookism and not OC

I copied it from the misc you faggot. Why does it matter anyway? I'm not claiming i wrote it
 
Just be born good looking
 
I heard this kind of guy bitching to me. He is a real 10/10, male model, he was chosen by Bar Refaeli to work with her on some collection in the past (that's the level of this guy).
He got drunk and said to me "I feel myself as a piece of meat. They want only my body, they don't care about my soul or my personality, just my body. I saw a family few days ago, a guy was looking like you, short and unattractive, but he had a woman that 7 points above him, and I knew that it was because of his personality and his achievements and not like me. I just won the lottery of looks, but he made it by himself against all odds".
And I needed to hear all of this bluepilled shit because he is a nephew of a close friend from the military.

It is ridiculous, but typically that's the way humans think.

They always want what they don't have.

Even when some people have families and they see their friends who don't, they are just curious on their lifestyle. They see a certain level of independence that they don't have.

That said, your model friend is a piece of shit. But, as incels, we can't see from their perspective. I think I would get annoyed if I got too much female attention, because then it would show me how shallow they really are.

I think male models are lowkey blackpilled IMO, unless they have no brain.
 
I always want to put a bullet in my head.
 
Those pictures are absolute ragefuel
 
reminder, this would be me if only i had gotten 2.5mm of impaction on my doublejaw surgery
 
Fuck life if we were born like those guys we wouldnt even know about this site jfl at being ugly
 
legit brutalness
 
if you arent male model tier you're nothing but garbage in the eyes of society
 
be sure mommy didn't smoke or drink during pregnancy and had all her needs fulfilled

be sure to be born in a family with an available mother and an alpha dad who spends time with you (you can't control this of course). If you are european, be sure to be born in the 90s when religion fully lost its grip on society (mostly if you come from catholic countries, if you are protestant it doesn't matter that much). Be sure to suck on mommy's breasts until you get teeth. As soon you get teeth start chewing on hard natural foods. After having spent the most important years of development (the first 3) in a peaceful environment where you are treated like a god and your parents aren't slaves of society (hard workers or young careerists) it's time to orient to first socialization attempts with your peers at kindergarten: if the first 3 years went good and you end up in a non-religious school with young and hot teachers who aren't starving for penor and love, it's going to be all cool, play with toys and learn alphabet. Get in school and have more fun with your non-aspie neurotypical socializing skills with your peers who happen to be similar looking as you. Ignore the weaker instead of bullying them, since bullying is done to improve one's status, when you are already on top status. Get straight A because you are a well-educated and good-looking kid who studies with his peers one hour a day, spending the rest of day playing with them and being with mom and dad at home, or with your cool uncles / aunts / cousins / family friends.

Get in middle school and, always thanks to your NT skills, start playing the local team sport. Be sure to play it outside of school time too. Start puberty and get horny seeing all your female peers growing breasts etc. They will all be attracted to you because you are playing basketball which is making you taller too, thanks to grow plate stimulation. You are eating fats and spending a lot of energy since you are a kid so your hormonal environment is perfect. You are not eating a shitty mediterran diet full of carbs and weak foods because the dumbass doctors told your parents that if they want to be thin they have to eat like that (they ignored thinness of lean mass). You are eating a german diet full of meat and milk + nuts and seeds and potato chips when you are hungry because you are a kid with high metabolism and it all goes to your leidyg cells.

This diet genes happened to prepare your skull for slayerdom: you aren't mouth breathing because your adenoids are immune to allergies, since you spent a good time of your first years being sick from common infectious diseases, developing a strong and regulated immune system with good Th1-Th2 balance, plus you avoided non-biological foods. Your skull is developing horizontally and frontally, your zygos are projecting, your jaw is wide and pointy frontally, your glabella is starting to come outside and your big eyes are hooding themselves. Your temporal bones is widening like your occipital bone, and you are losing the big ears thanks to the maxillofacial development. Neck is growing thicker too. You don't have posture problems like scoliosis or kyphosis because your lean tissues and spinal muscles never got weak since you were on dat dere diet and hormonal profile, and didn't sit at computers because you were getting dopamine and validation from your peers outside in the sun. You aren't developing myopia because you don't do much near-work but play a lot outside and your male tunnel-vision and attention is developing. You don't have a lot of empathy because you don't need to know what other people are thinking, that's what girls are doing, helped from their increased peripheral vision and attention and capability of recognizing all social cues, thing that you don't need to do since you believe subconsciously you are a more than worthy human (first 3 years).

You are starting to listen to more active music and hanging out with your male peers in dark corners trying the first cigarettes and hitting on town's young girls who all seek for your attention. You get your first sexual experiences at age 13 with kissing and touching. You are so sweet and in love with the girls you meet and develop strong bonds with them thanks to oxytocin. But you have more of them, so your attention isn't focused only on one, while they are all focused on you.

You get in high school and bring some of your bros from middle school. First day in class you are already ruling, because you have a strong social circle that you brought from your past years, and people see this and want to share things with you and connect with you. The loners are butthurting but you ignore them, except when they do some dumb stuff for attention, when you burn them with any comment. The burn they feel doesn't come from some strange "wit" skill you have, but simply from the perceived interaction between social statuses, where anything a superior human like you says is seen as cool and may be interpreted in any way but always stays cool. If you say: "u ugly" to the nerd, everyone will laugh because it's true and you are beautiful. If you tell him: "u beautiful" everyone will laugh because you are sarcastic. If you say "chill bro" the same or if you say "I actually like you" everyone will think you are such a gentle soul. But your attention isn't focusing there, it's focusing on your equal of status or higher: you are concentrated on winning the inter-school soccer championships and get the hottest cheerleaders. Your heavy physical training and social life doesn't leave too much time to study, but you manage to do it because of your high oxygenated and vascularized neurons and well developed intelligence since your parents treated you good and teached you how to study "enough". You aren't the big nerd able to write a long post on the misc on how to live life, after having discovered all its secrets, because you don't need to. You believe what you got told to believe because you never had the need to ask you questions.

Meanwhile, the hot young school teachers are missing their high school days and get emotionated everytime you enter class. Wether you are on a good mood or a bad mood, everyone loves that, because you are so beautiful and powerful you can be and act how you want without worrying of punishment, which you never had. The few haters are hating without showing that, because they are afraid of your uninhibited verbal wrath, which shames them to oblivion thanks to your perceived social support where everything you say is supported. When you are sad or angry it's because your favorite team lost, or because some hater isn't fully submitting to your will, or because some peer or parent didn't give you what you wanted, not because you are a sad human without friends or options, you never worried about that and you never understood those who had those problems. The hot teachers invite you to their house, you get drunk in a small party with their daughter who you banged before, and end up banging your married teacher too. It's no big deal to you because you have so much experience with women, but everyone admires you and you develop wrist pain after all the high fives. Your teacher gets removed from school.

You grow up more and either end up in some high class sport team or go in the professional world and join college. When you go to parties or clubs, women get hypnotized from the sight of the movement of your shoulder width and waist in a tight V-neck, oscillating at the rhytm of electronic music, and your aloof slight head banging that shows your perfect beautiful hair and your defined wide neck surrounded from a necklace, with your aloof expression looking down while you are rolling a joint at the music rhytm. A group of blonde exchange students with a rope diadema on their foreheads casually bump on you and you exchange duchenne smiles, eye squinting, parted lips while you stare at their blue eyes and red cheeks on a perfect white skin due to perfect vascularization. You end up having a gangbang with all of them after having got high together, and spend your weeks with them until they leave and invite you to reach them in sweden sometime.

In the remaining time, you are having the fun of your life with your buddies, and studying with them since they are also responsible. You study hard, party hard and play high intensity sports. You never lifted a weight in your life and that's why your muscles aren't glycogen-based, but myoglobin based, since they got developed on oxygen and hormones and proteins, but not through stress-stimulatated adaptive answer like a slave builder in ancient egypt building pyramids would have. You are biologically a hunter, and your craniofacial shape betrays that. But you have no fucking idea what that means. You have a harem of hot girls with high 2D:4D ratio, opposed to yours.

Before you graduate, you either decide you are tired of your slayer life, and go full oxytocin with your future first wife, loving her to death, or you just decide you want to focus on career, mostly if you chose a big one like being a surgeon or engineer or lawyer.

You have no problem getting the job, thanks to your superior people skills, and watch the remaining of your years, running faster and faster after each year (due to routine) being an orgasmic slide from the vulcan you were put on at birth, never having to climb anything or to force your neurotransmittorial pathways to cope against something. You are getting tons of money, buying stuff and investing, because global social power is now your main objective. All women are willing to give you their anor on first sight, also because they know your fame before meeting your impressive frame and massive skull and admire your vascular and oxygenated skin and get wet at your cocky smiles. You either decide to have a full-monogamous life and get some kids from your perfect wife who are going to inherit the earth or you decide to go poly and get more kids from more women, who will be beta provided from other submissive humans, fully acknoweledging your genetical superiority (supported from society too).

Either way, your 30s are the most awesome time of your life, countrary to what people told you before (you never had to question anything, you just followed what you heard from other humans who weren't living the godmode life).

Your 40s are cool and in your 50s you are doing something really big. You are someone known and important, no matter the path you chose. Or you died before because of the haters pulling some conspiracy against you (see J. Christ, Che Guevara). If you chose the rockstar life you might get fucked up because of drugs ruining your brain homeostasis and neurotransmitorial equilibrium (see Kurt Kobain).

If you get to old age, it's time to feel the perma-orgasm old people live while being proud of their fruits and their offspring growing up, and re-living the young emotions vicariously, like you are doing by reading my post now. You die in a DMT-induced emotional explosion, which is the biggest mental trip you ever had in your heroic life. Your name is remembered by humanity, but it doesn't fucing matter since you are dead. After billion of years, having the universe collapsed on itself in an amorphous mass where everything is equal, and after the next big bang where everything repeats itself in the same identical way, you are born again to relive your life for the infinitesimal time, since the universe is about predetermination and destiny, due to quantum mechanics and cause-effect mechanisms that we cannot analyze with our current technology and our limitations of senses.

Legit one of the funniest posts I've ever read.
 

Similar threads

2002AM1488/II
Replies
90
Views
4K
Jud Pottah
Jud Pottah
SuperKanga.Belgrade
Replies
21
Views
439
SuperKanga.Belgrade
SuperKanga.Belgrade
J
Replies
20
Views
807
Neucher The Kanga
Neucher The Kanga
iraniancel
Replies
8
Views
441
Enigmaz
Enigmaz

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top