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[Deleted member 1252]

Man Turns Himself Into 'Chair' for Girlfriend on Busy Sidewalk

A man who turned himself into a chair for his girlfriend to sit on in public has gone viral on social media. The scene, which was caught on video, took place in the middle of a sidewalk in New York last month.

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[Deleted member 19079]

JFL OF COURSE ITS A FUCKING RICECEL

 

[StaroRavager]

Idk, if he gets sex out of the relationship and status from this little event I’d say he’s doing better than me

 

[HighTGymcel]

JFL OF COURSE ITS A FUCKING RICECEL

 

[Darth Cialis]

It's only ok if your cock is sticking out.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

Idk, if he gets sex out of the relationship and status from this little event I’d say he’s doing better than me

no. do you think couples in happy relationships do this type of shit? I bet she emotionally manipulates the guy all the time

 

[FukFeminism]

Idk, if he gets sex out of the relationship and status from this little event I’d say he’s doing better than me

It’s funny to say he’s friend zoned/being a beta but chances are that actually is his girlfriend. No foid would get that close to a boy like that unless it was her boyfriend. (Her ass is on his lap essentially).
Anything else is cope

 

[StaroRavager]

no. do you think couples in happy relationships do this type of shit? I bet she emotionally manipulates the guy all the time

We’ll never know what they have going on but I’m sure he doesn’t wish his parents had aborted him when they had the chance. I’m sure he doesn’t experience the same emptiness and hatred that I do when I wake up in the morning (or in my case afternoon) and he sure as hell doesn’t know loneliness like I do

It’s funny to say he’s friend zoned/being a beta but chances are that actually is his girlfriend. No foid would get that close to a boy like that unless it was her boyfriend. (Her ass is on his lap essentially).
Anything else is cope

This, many people here think that only Chads are actually experiencing enjoyment

 

[ItsAllOverButTheCry]

Actually impressed at his squatting ability though.

Also, he gets ass on his lap and he smooches her on the back hnggg

 

[Insomniac]

@Blacktarpill this is your fantasy tbh

 

[Hate_my_life]

Mirin calves and quad strength.

 

[Blacktarpill]

@Blacktarpill this is your fantasy tbh

Ye i was browsing this thread with a very weird feeling.
Note: Im not pushing anything. Just commenting on this for various reasons. Just confirming @Insomniac 's comment. Which is not worship or something against the rules.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

Note: Im not pushing anything. Just commenting on this for various reasons. Just confirming @Insomniac 's comment. Which is not worship or something against the rules.

 

[Insomniac]

Ye i was browsing this thread with a very weird feeling.
Note: Im not pushing anything. Just commenting on this for various reasons. Just confirming @Insomniac 's comment. Which is not worship or something against the rules.

Dodging knajjds banhammer like a pro tbh

 

[Shigechi]

Kill all cucks.

 

[Guest2]

Note: Im not pushing anything. Just commenting on this for various reasons. Just confirming @Insomniac 's comment. Which is not worship or something against the rules.

 

[Deleted member 17599]

Better incel than cuck

 

[Deleted member 2686]

GOTSA SERVE MAH LADEE

 

[LitVirgin]

Foids "Im not an object"
incel male "let me be your chair"

 

[Invalidusername]

they shud be made to work in the coal mines

 

[Dionysus]

Better incel than cuck

 

[KingOfRome]

The non-cucked way to do this is to carry her on your shoulders with your neck between her legs. You need decent leg and core strength to do this though.

 

[Cuyen]

fucking pathetic tbh im sure he have brain damage

 

[seija]

I also know an alternative to being incel.

 

[Neggr]

What a lucky guy he gets to feel her butt

 

[johnnyb]

my alternative to being incel is having noodle slaves

 

[Evildоer]

The non-cucked way to do this is to carry her on your shoulders with your neck between her legs. You need decent leg and core strength to do this though.

I would carry only one on my shoulders like that...

 

[kingturtle]

It's only ok if your cock is sticking out.

lol