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It's Over This is me when I can't goon because of my roommate.

RealSchizo

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@AutistSupremacist I can't GOON!
 
he cant goon cause he took goypills?
 
Just goon under the blanket blud
 
Go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet and choke the chicken.
 
he cant goon cause he took goypills?
nautica malone died because he got caught gooning and then commited suicide, fellow gooncels goonfuneralled him by shouting the slogan " i can't goon!"
 
Go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet and choke the chicken.
nigga i cant my dick is soft af i want to lay down and goon while enjoying it and not worry about anything.
 
based nigger video
 
Why not goon in the shower or in the restroom?
because i want to GOON, not to jack off for a few mins and then call it a day. Shit orgasm not worth it might aswell not goon.
 
nigga i cant my dick is soft af i want to lay down and goon while enjoying it and not worry about anything.
I've done it plenty of times, at work especially when I used to wage slave. Quick trip to the bathroom, phone out, earphones in, and 5 to 10 mins later the deed is done, then I move on. You just have to be quiet of course. Simple.
 
I've done it plenty of times, at work especially when I used to wage slave. Quick trip to the bathroom, phone out, earphones in, and 5 to 10 mins later the deed is done, then I move on. You just have to be quiet of course. Simple.
ive done it too but quick orgasms are just dogshit af. Gooning mogs hard.
 
based nigger video
yeah its one of the most based videos ever produced, thank you jews for inventing technology, so that I can appreciate how based this video is. Based Ashkenazim technology.
 
ive done it too but quick orgasms are just dogshit af. Gooning mogs hard.
Well, whatever lad. To me, fapping isn't some special event. It's more just a release, that I need to get out of my body, when the feeling arises.
 
Well, whatever lad. To me, fapping isn't some special event. It's more just a release, that I need to get out of my body, when the feeling arises.
because you're a fapcel and I am a gooncel. It's different.
 
If I can't perform a proper masturbatory ritual, my meat tends to become soft. I can't stand fapping. If it's just a release, then it would be a crime. I need visual stimuli and also a lubricant. While beating my meat, if someone in the room notices that my breathing is getting faster and faster, I lose the mood again.
 
Goon outside. Then your roommate won't catch you gooning.
 

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