Serious This is it. No more fucking around. I'm gonna GYMCEL!

WeirdPanda · 2025-05-17T19:04:55-0400

Since being lean is apparently not doing it for me, I'm going to gymcel. It's my last option. I never tried it/took it seriously before but I want to try my best to get jacked so that I can get PUSSY! I NEED PUSSY! I'm tired of always feeling like the inferior male in the room, so I need to gymcel while I'm still young however I do not know how to attain much muscle. I wanna look like a muscular chad football player.

So yeah I need your guide bros, like really. I'm too much of a lazy ass to look up shit but I really wanna get jacked! I don't even need to worry about cardio because I already do swimming every week. I need to do it to compensate for being a poorcel autistically nerd mutt...

I'm going to start it... monday, yeah, monday. Monday it is! What do I do bros? Any gymcels here? How TF DO I GET JACKED BROS?!?!

WeirdPanda · 2025-05-17T19:05:33-0400

I need to do this. I can't handle BEING MOGGED while outside. IT'S ROPEFUEL AF I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE ESPECIALLY IN AREAS WITH YOUNG NORMIES MY AGE

Solid · 2025-05-17T19:06:10-0400

DO NOT GYMCEL SAAR YOU WILL SLAY 10/10 STACY PUSSY IF YOU DO

Grodd · 2025-05-17T19:06:44-0400

No gymcelling for your face or height

Solid · 2025-05-17T19:06:48-0400

What's your height?

WeirdPanda · 2025-05-17T19:07:18-0400

Solid said:
What's your height?

5'9 (in south america)

Solid · 2025-05-17T19:07:23-0400

Grodd said:
No gymcelling for your face or height

yeah below 5'10 gymcelling has 0 benefits

AtrociousCitizen · 2025-05-17T19:07:48-0400

Gymcelling is cope.

Grodd · 2025-05-17T19:08:13-0400

Solid said:
yeah below 5'10 gymcelling has 0 benefits

It has health and strength benefits to a certain extent but otherwise it's pointless

WeirdPanda · 2025-05-17T19:08:23-0400

Solid said:
yeah below 5'10 gymcelling has 0 benefits

average height for young men here is 5'7

Solid · 2025-05-17T19:09:51-0400

WeirdPanda said:
5'9 (in south america)

Manlet but it gets a pass because south america. When I first started gymcelling I went with the regular PPL (Push Pull Legs) regime, which is

Monday: Push (Chest and Triceps)
Tuesday: Pull (Back, Bicep, and Forearms)
Wednesday: Legs (Hamstring, Glutes, Quads, Calves)

Repeat and take 1 or 2 rest day weekly depending on whether or not you wanna skip a leg day.

Honestly, don't expect anything crazy from natty gymcelling, you're probbaly gonna look DYEL in clothes regardless.

FuckYou · 2025-05-17T19:10:11-0400

it hasn't done anything for me but I still do it for some reason

Solid · 2025-05-17T19:11:07-0400

Grodd said:
It has health and strength benefits to a certain extent but otherwise it's pointless

Not worth the cortisol spike of walking into a gym tbh, home training would be ideal

WeirdPanda · 2025-05-17T19:12:37-0400

Solid said:
Not worth the cortisol spike of walking into a gym tbh, home training would be ideal

Fortunately i'm still pretty young and most people at the gym over here are old so no worries

Yabadadabadoo · 2025-05-17T19:13:03-0400

Just stress your body for no pussy theory

WeirdPanda · 2025-05-17T19:14:13-0400

Yabadadabadoo said:
Just stress your body for no pussy theory

It's not about getting pussy... it's about not feeling like shit when in public places with attractive couples my age

Solid · 2025-05-17T19:14:31-0400

Solid said:
Manlet but it gets a pass because south america. When I first started gymcelling I went with the regular PPL (Push Pull Legs) regime, which is

Monday: Push (Chest and Triceps)
Tuesday: Pull (Back, Bicep, and Forearms)
Wednesday: Legs (Hamstring, Glutes, Quads, Calves)

Repeat and take 1 or 2 rest day weekly depending on whether or not you wanna skip a leg day.

Honestly, don't expect anything crazy from natty gymcelling, you're probbaly gonna look DYEL in clothes regardless.

Honestly this routine is pretty mediocre since ideally you'd want to be going to turbofailure on 1 muscle group per day but since you're a newbie it's better you start off with this

rapetorturekill · 2025-05-17T19:15:20-0400

i recommend Muay Thai or MMA or Boxing or both if possible.

NT's Aren't People · 2025-05-17T19:15:26-0400

WeirdPanda said:
Since being lean is apparently not doing it for me, I'm going to gymcel. It's my last option. I never tried it/took it seriously before but I want to try my best to get jacked so that I can get PUSSY! I NEED PUSSY! I'm tired of always feeling like the inferior male in the room, so I need to gymcel while I'm still young however I do not know how to attain much muscle. I wanna look like a muscular chad football player.

So yeah I need your guide bros, like really. I'm too much of a lazy ass to look up shit but I really wanna get jacked! I don't even need to worry about cardio because I already do swimming every week. I need to do it to compensate for being a poorcel autistically nerd mutt...

I'm going to start it... monday, yeah, monday. Monday it is! What do I do bros? Any gymcels here? How TF DO I GET JACKED BROS?!?!

go wage

rapetorturekill · 2025-05-17T19:15:47-0400

WeirdPanda said:
It's not about getting pussy... it's about not feeling like shit when in public places with attractive couples my age

its also about being healthy and in shape for ur own benefit

justuseless · 2025-05-17T19:16:06-0400

Nice boyo maybe you'll stop being a faggot

|R12| · 2025-05-17T19:21:52-0400

WeirdPanda said:
It's not about getting pussy... it's about not feeling like shit when in public places with attractive couples my age

WeirdPanda said:
I want to try my best to get jacked so that I can get PUSSY! I NEED PUSSY!

citycel · 2025-05-17T19:22:14-0400

Honestly I’d avoid squats and deadlifts. 99% of the time you’re gonna do them with shit form and end up ruining your spine due to your shit genetics. Meanwhile chad can do rounded back dead lifts with 600 lbs every day with no problem thanks to his god tier genetics.

WeirdPanda · 2025-05-17T19:22:49-0400

citycel said:
Honestly I’d avoid squats and deadlifts. 99% of the time you’re gonna do them with shit form and end up ruining your spine due to your shit genetics. Meanwhile chad can do rounded back dead lifts with 600 lbs every day with no problem thanks to his god tier genetics.

I have scoliosis

citycel · 2025-05-17T19:27:07-0400

WeirdPanda said:
I have scoliosis

Brutal

unionistcel · 2025-05-18T01:59:38-0400

Good luck

Foid FuckER · 2025-05-18T02:05:20-0400

WeirdPanda said:
It's not about getting pussy... it's about not feeling like shit when in public places with attractive couples my age

WeirdPanda said:
I'm going to gymcel. It's my last option. I never tried it/took it seriously before but I want to try my best to get jacked so that I can get PUSSY! I NEED PUSSY!

UnchargedSamsung · 2025-05-18T02:21:19-0400

Gymcels me

Just say NIGGER! · 2025-05-18T02:28:58-0400

+ 5 Social Credits

pizzamaxxer · 2025-05-18T02:30:21-0400

dont waste ur time,money and energy on that normscum shithole

ReplaceMyJuice · 2025-05-18T07:06:04-0400

Don't overdo it with a truecel face, you'll look pathetic. Just don't be fat. Lean with some mass is ideal

WeirdPanda · 2025-05-18T07:06:32-0400

ReplaceMyJuice said:
Don't overdo it with a truecel face, you'll look pathetic. Just don't be fat. Lean with some mass is ideal

I dont have a truecel face im barely average

A bit below average i'd say

Nvm just average/mid

ReplaceMyJuice · 2025-05-18T07:07:49-0400

WeirdPanda said:
I dont have a truecel face im barely average

A bit below average i'd say

Nvm just average/mid

I even get mogged here. Fucking brutal

NIGGER BOJANGLES · 2025-05-18T07:08:28-0400

Weight and height?

WeirdPanda · 2025-05-18T07:11:16-0400

NIGGER BOJANGLES said:
Weight and height?

5'9 and a half, 138lbs

Sonicfancel · 2025-05-18T09:00:52-0400

Good, get healthy even if you don't get any pussy.I just went for a run today and it was nice. Good luck.

NIGGER BOJANGLES · 2025-05-18T09:22:53-0400

WeirdPanda said:
5'9 and a half, 138lbs

I’m 160 at 6’0”

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