This is how our life should be.

[SUPERCEL]

Middle School:
Being someone's crush

High School:
Being someone's crush
Get a first girlfriend who loves you wholeheartly
Dont get bullied
Younger student (bro) asks for your love advice

College:
LTR with your first girlfriend or secound and planned the marriage


Work:
Get a decent job
Married with your high school crush or girlfriend

 

[CopingGymcel]

JFL if you weren't slaying Stacies since kindergarten.

 

[Framecel222]

JFL if you weren't slaying Stacies since kindergarten.

I fingered a girl in kindergarten. TFW peaked in elementary school.

 

[dr-problematic]

I fingered a girl in kindergarten. TFW peaked in elementary school.

and they talk about JBs being underdeveloped for sex, just lol @ it

 

[CopingGymcel]

I fingered a girl in kindergarten.

When? Last year?

 

[Framecel222]

and they talk about JBs being underdeveloped for sex, just lol @ it

lol absolutely, the arbitrary cutoff of 18 is absurdly high.

When? Last year?

Nah, last night. Our second date is this weekend, wish me luck! 

 

[gay_fag]

I actually tried to put my penis into my cousins vagina at the age of 4. At least I rubbed it at her pussy and said if I can put my key into her keyhole

 

[GeneticFilth]

Chads life
Middle school
Took every girls virginity in his grade
Highschool
Fucked all bangable teachers
ditched class to fuck girls in the bathroom
Doesn't study yet gets straight A's
Has girls he doesn't even know walk in and out of his house for a quickie
College
Gets some ltr and cheats on her constantly and the girl keeps coming back
Has multiple orgies every week
Doesn't study or do anything
Work
His parents are giga chad and giga stacy, so he instantly gets a well paid job given to him anyways.

 

[NekoStance]

AKA the bluepill dream

the truth is: bluepill > redpill

and THAT'S the blackpill

 

[Minjaze]

It's over absolutely if you haven't experienced any of that.

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I fingered a girl in kindergarten. TFW peaked in elementary school.

tfw haven't even experienced that

Girls never saw me as a sexual being.

 

[Angry_runt]

Younger student (bro) asks for your love advice

That part is gay.

Oh, and one annoying kid (19, compared to me he's a kid) at the gym asked me for relationship advice. I just shrugged... two 40kg dumbells. Guys see muscles and disregard the face. Girls do the opposite. That's why so many guys fall into the gymcel trap.

 

[SUPERCEL]

Younger student (bro) asks for your love advice

That part is gay.
Oh, and one annoying kid (19, compared to me he's a kid) at the gym asked me for relationship advice. I just shrugged... two 40kg dumbells. Guys see muscles and disregard the face. Girls do the opposite. That's why so many guys fall into the gymcel trap.

Girls want genetics

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Not your "effort"

 

[Angry_runt]

Girls want genetics
Not your "effort"

Yeah, that's what I wrote.

 

[Framecel222]

tfw haven't even experienced that

Girls never saw me as a sexual being.

It wasn't even sexual, I think she just wanted me to do it for the luls.

 

[Deleted member 306]

Thanks I need to be reminded my life is over.