JFL This can’t be real.

[Fed_911]

My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again

“Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm?” he said. “It’s been a nightmare.”

nypost.com

 

[lennox]

The mechanic — who resides in Norfolk, England — was left mortified back in 2010 when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor” after he suffered an infection in his perineum.

Surgeons subsequently manufactured a new penis for the father of two using a skin flap on his left arm.

It turns out that MacDonald’s artificial penis is even better than his real one.

The dad designed his dream penis with the help of surgeons and added an extra two inches to the manmade model — making it six inches in total.

“They were happy to listen to what I wanted it to be like, which was amazing. Not many can say they have a designer penis,” he previously said.

DICKLETS GTFIH. This is pure lifefuel. Where can I order my new custom penis? I need it 5 inches longer so I can be 6 inches too

 

[ONION BURPS]

DICKLETS GTFIH. This is pure lifefuel. Where can I order my new custom penis? I need it 5 inches longer so I can be 6 inches too

I demand 8x6

 

[kay']

Dnr

 

[wasted12years]

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[lifesucksandyoudie]

So does this make fapping more or less convenient?

 

[Fed_911]

So does this make fapping more or less convenient?

Don’t fap. It will cause your penis to grow on your arm.

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Don’t fap. It will cause your penis to grow on your arm.

Thanks, I'll fap more now