Serious Think about it: you'd never actually want a girlfriend.

[Zyros]

I thought he was gonna say how much effort it would take to foolishly try to maintain the relationship

Thats not that reason either. Its about the constant risk of you being in the presence of a male >1 looks points higher than you and your girlfriend witnessing it. Instant relationship ruining.

 

[tiredofthisshit]

cope

 

[Deleted member 3291]

>16

 

[gookcel96]

the cope is strong in this thread

 

[Veganist]

stop.

 

[Bagelcel]

At this point i'd even be content with a boyfriend (No homo)
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Any takers?

 

[microDongCityUSA]

i heard my cute white aunt fart at a family gathering not long ago, she was so embarrassed and it made me realize how disgusting she really was

how disgusting we all are, its our imagination that makes us believe we're indestructible and females are perfect but they are just as disgusting as us

 

[Colly]

Suicide fuel for bodily fluid and fart fetish -cels

 

[Anti_]

Coping shouldn't be synonymous with denial, we all want to have gf for the emotional support.

 

[_incelinside]

OP u succeded in turning me on

 

[Mainländer]

A good foid is also a polite foid. She is not supposed to fart on you or even in your presence. Not even I do shit like that with people, just move a bit away from people, to another room or something.

 

[cope_over_rope]

cute white aunt fart

It’s not over for Dr Seusscels

 

[AR15]

Pretty good cope.

 

[Sadness]

my cute white aunt

 

[SATANIST]

cope

 

[Fuckcel]

Yeah, you'd get free sex and love, but at what cost? Let's not forget that femoids are human as well, they still fart, shit, puke, and piss like the rest of us. Add the fact that they menstruate.

If you had a relationship, you'd get your sex and love, but she'd also defecate and have diarrhea in YOUR toilet, she'd change her tampons in YOUR bathroom and leave specs of period blood on the toilet seat that YOU sit on, and she'd contaminate YOUR bedroom and the air that YOU breathe by constantly farting in it. Have you ever fantasized about cuddling? Well guess what? Her ass, pressed up against your body, would be FARTING all night ON YOU. It's pretty revolting to think about.

"Its not my toilet, it's my mom's".

 

[uglylifematters]

 

[Indari]

BBBRRRAAAAPPPPP

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

Giga Cope.

If humans disgust you then just get a Real Doll or LDAR. Besides I don't even fart in front of other people.

 

[Creep]

This is the biggest cope on the internet.

 

[Bagelcel]

How you look OP

 

[Beavis.Tomas.Killman]

Yeah, you'd get free sex and love, but at what cost? Let's not forget that femoids are human as well, they still fart, shit, puke, and piss like the rest of us. Add the fact that they menstruate.

If you had a relationship, you'd get your sex and love, but she'd also defecate and have diarrhea in YOUR toilet, she'd change her tampons in YOUR bathroom and leave specs of period blood on the toilet seat that YOU sit on, and she'd contaminate YOUR bedroom and the air that YOU breathe by constantly farting in it. Have you ever fantasized about cuddling? Well guess what? Her ass, pressed up against your body, would be FARTING all night ON YOU. It's pretty revolting to think about.

We are all human beings. The idea is to have virtues and defects. It is normal to shit, you just have to have hygiene habits.

 

[Ritalincel]

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How you look OP

 

[Evil Genius]

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lol