Serious Think about it: you'd never actually want a girlfriend.

[Deleted member 677]

Yeah, you'd get free sex and love, but at what cost? Let's not forget that femoids are human as well, they still fart, shit, puke, and piss like the rest of us. Add the fact that they menstruate.

If you had a relationship, you'd get your sex and love, but she'd also defecate and have diarrhea in YOUR toilet, she'd change her tampons in YOUR bathroom and leave specs of period blood on the toilet seat that YOU sit on, and she'd contaminate YOUR bedroom and the air that YOU breathe by constantly farting in it. Have you ever fantasized about cuddling? Well guess what? Her ass, pressed up against your body, would be FARTING all night ON YOU. It's pretty revolting to think about.

 

[Deleted member 2429]

This thread is a good way to relieve our sexual urges, especially for NoFap cels here.

 

[acnescarcel]

hahahaha she'll be farting on you all night

 

[Ritalincel]

cope

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

cope

 

[superighteous]

Gigs cope

 

[Deleted member 60]

loool

 

[Weightcel]

Pretty good cope.

 

[Evildoer]

cope

 

[CaptainCuck]

We really need a [Cope] tag for some of these threads.

 

[Incel Prime]

Big time cope

 

[Hijaz]

BBBRRRAAAAPPPPP

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You seem pretty obsessed with women shitting and farting OP

And idk about you but I dont uncontrolably fart and shit around other people. Sure they happen. But women tend to hide that kinda shit from what I can tell.

 

[Ritalincel]

BBBRRRAAAAPPPPP

 

[Hijaz]

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[Deleted member 5861]

Have you ever fantasized about cuddling? Well guess what? Her ass, pressed up against your body, would be FARTING all night ON YOU.

-_-

 

[EARTH]

That's why you need to be a Chad and throw her out after pumping and dumping.

I know I know it's degenerate, but there exists no other option if you want sex without having girls poop in your toilet.

 

[TheCrusader0201]

cope

 

[Mahlo]

I will agree on some level that a girlfriend wouldn't give you unlimited happiness. Eventually the glow of being loved would wear off and the foid would turn into a bitch. (Since you aren't Chad, she would grow to resent you/cheat on you)

But to say you wouldn't be happier with a loving gf? COPE

 

[TheGoat]

Is farting a fetish you have

 

[Deleted member 1252]

cope

 

[AfrikanCel]

Yeah, you'd get free sex and love, but at what cost? Let's not forget that femoids are human as well, they still fart, shit, puke, and piss like the rest of us. Add the fact that they menstruate.

If you had a relationship, you'd get your sex and love, but she'd also defecate and have diarrhea in YOUR toilet, she'd change her tampons in YOUR bathroom and leave specs of period blood on the toilet seat that YOU sit on, and she'd contaminate YOUR bedroom and the air that YOU breathe by constantly farting in it. Have you ever fantasized about cuddling? Well guess what? Her ass, pressed up against your body, would be FARTING all night ON YOU. It's pretty revolting to think about.

High IQ

 

[Falling]

And I would love every second of it.

 

[Weirdcel]

The biggest ache with having a gf is that you're forced to be a very social/talkative person. This is hell for true introverts.

All that bodily function is not a problem. It would turn me on actually.

 

[Vodaccenu]

Hol up somebody say farts?

 

[SirIncel]

Gaycel spotted.

 

[Robo Sapien]

Her biological functions aren't what's disgusting. What's truly disgusting is her deception and going to fuck Chad when she claims to be over her mother's house. That's what's disgusting. The other stuff is either written by a 13 year old or a closet homosexual tbh.

 

[SirIncel]

Her biological functions aren't what's disgusting. What's truly disgusting is her deception and going to fuck Chad when she claims to be over her mother's house. That's what's disgusting. The other stuff is either written by a 13 year old or a closet homosexual tbh.

This.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

She would also take 99% of everything you own and most of your future income to support her "lifestyle".

 

[Full_Tidy]

And not to mention about the huge disadvantages for marrying somebody like her. Buy her a ring thats worth more than a new car and she decides to file a divorce like most foids, losing all of your money and belongings to stacey. Marriage is financiel suicide.

 

[Ritalincel]

She would also take 99% of everything you own and most of your future income to support her "lifestyle".

 

[Deleted member 677]

You seem pretty obsessed with women shitting and farting OP

And idk about you but I dont uncontrolably fart and shit around other people. Sure they happen. But women tend to hide that kinda shit from what I can tell.

It's how I lose my horniness. And she won't always be able to hide it, especially in bed.

 

[caffeine455]

this shit is mind expanding, people saying cope don't fully understand it. I can not imagina having a girl defecate in MY toilet, she will sweat and salivate and smear that shit on MY sheets and MY fucking couch.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Doesn't help me. Only thing that would help is being neutered

 

[Deleted member 1039]

She would also take 99% of everything you own and most of your future income to support her "lifestyle".

Uh yeah, only if you’re a stupid cuck

 

[Zaetheus]

you sound like u know from experience, lol

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

My 75 year old female landlord took a huge piss in "my" toilet, I can deal with a beautiful woman doing the same.

 

[GaelicIrish]

Yeah, you'd get free sex and love, but at what cost? Let's not forget that femoids are human as well, they still fart, shit, puke, and piss like the rest of us. Add the fact that they menstruate.

If you had a relationship, you'd get your sex and love, but she'd also defecate and have diarrhea in YOUR toilet, she'd change her tampons in YOUR bathroom and leave specs of period blood on the toilet seat that YOU sit on, and she'd contaminate YOUR bedroom and the air that YOU breathe by constantly farting in it. Have you ever fantasized about cuddling? Well guess what? Her ass, pressed up against your body, would be FARTING all night ON YOU. It's pretty revolting to think about.

I don't want a girlfriend, I am here because I don't get sex, I prefer being alone, maybe being an autist has worked in my favour that way, I don't get lonely. People forget that all those hotties you see 25 year old Chads with will get older, they won't be 10/10's in 20 years.

 

[Fontaine]

High IQ. Plus, their feet are usually scaly and gross.

 

[mutant]

it's over for fartcels

 

[NekoStance]

Endgame level cope

 

[Ritalincel]

Endgame level cope

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

>2018
> Not wanting test boosting braps
> Not wanting to sit on period blood on your toilet seat known to have healing and test boosting properties
> Not wanting the smell of female diarrhea farts in your bathroom known to cure depression and boost test

 

[TheNEET]

that's why I prefer 2d tbhtbh

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

There is cope and then there is retarded and this is retarded. Im fully away femoids shit, piss and puke like the rest of us. It doesnt turn me off in the slightest, Infact why do so many guys like ass? Cause its kind of dirty, if you find that gross must have ultra low test or be gay germaphobe

As long as shes not sitting on my bed why would I care that she takes a shit like any other mammal?

 

[averageblokecel]

Mother of cope

 

[Asianmanletcel]

nature level cope

 

[Felix97]

Endgame level cope

 

[Zyros]

I thought this was going the real blackpill reason I dont want a girlfriend, and ended up being just a stupid low iq bluepilled cope.

 

[towncel]

I thought this was going the real blackpill reason I dont want a girlfriend, and ended up being just a stupid low iq bluepilled cope.

I thought he was gonna say how much effort it would take to foolishly try to maintain the relationship