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Blackpill These are some "problems" that Chad has

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- Not being able to decide which girl to fuck tonight.
-Girlfriend found out he's cheating with three other girls.
- Female boss at the office can't stop harassing him.
- He's so tall he always hit his head on doorways, lamps, street signs, shelves, etc.
- Random women grab his ass on the street.
- Girls constantly hitting on him
- Girlfriend wants to fuck him 8 times a day.
- Speaking of which, girlfriend doesn't want to use protection cause she wants to bear his child.
- Girls are constantly sending booze shots to his table at the bar.
- His best friend's wife wants to fuck him.
- Underage girls want to fuck him.
- Female cousins want to fuck him.
- Your mom wants to fuck him.
- My mom wants to fuck him.

And a lot more. *Sigh* Chad's life must be difficult, don't you think?
 
My mother is in love with Donald Trump.
 
More problems:
Condoms barely fit Chad's monster cock
He has to wipe shit off his dick after raw dogging girls in the ass
 
And Chad always solves his problems with ease, due to his exceptional attitude and confidence.
 
- Gets tired of answering his texts
- Vaguely remembers "a forum" as something built in Italy some time in history
- Isn't sure when he meets a foid if he's fucked her or not
 
suifuel for asexuals chads.
 
My cousin is a 6"5 gigachad and i can say all of this is true.
 
- Not being able to decide which girl to fuck tonight.
-Girlfriend found out he's cheating with three other girls.
- Female boss at the office can't stop harassing him.
- He's so tall he always hit his head on doorways, lamps, street signs, shelves, etc.
- Random women grab his ass on the street.
- Girls constantly hitting on him
- Girlfriend wants to fuck him 8 times a day.
- Speaking of which, girlfriend doesn't want to use protection cause she wants to bear his child.
- Girls are constantly sending booze shots to his table at the bar.
- His best friend's wife wants to fuck him.
- Underage girls want to fuck him.
- Female cousins want to fuck him.
- Your mom wants to fuck him.
- My mom wants to fuck him.

And a lot more. *Sigh* Chad's life must be difficult, don't you think?
Sounds like your typical harem anime plot
 

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