Here In Brooklyn, The Houses are right next to each other, separated only by a small driveway.
There is a loud party there, with lots of girls. They are singing songs, like drunk sailors, so I am mimicking them. Obviously they can't hear me.
I am watching them through a crack in closed window shade. My room is pitch Black, so they can't see me watching them.
They're singing happy birthday, and of course I'm mimicking that too. I just changed some of the words, as I sing along with them, "you look like a Monkey - and You smell like one too." Then. I mimicking them blowing out the candles, as I make spitting noises. Remember, they can't hear / see me. I'm just doing this for my own pleasure.
Oh - now they're about to exchange the gifts, I wouldn't want to be late for that now, would I?
I can't see what they're exchanging, but I can hear the applause, cheering, thank you's, etc.
Anyway, its Saturday Night, so soon will be another episode of Masturbate Theater.
There is a loud party there, with lots of girls. They are singing songs, like drunk sailors, so I am mimicking them. Obviously they can't hear me.
I am watching them through a crack in closed window shade. My room is pitch Black, so they can't see me watching them.
They're singing happy birthday, and of course I'm mimicking that too. I just changed some of the words, as I sing along with them, "you look like a Monkey - and You smell like one too." Then. I mimicking them blowing out the candles, as I make spitting noises. Remember, they can't hear / see me. I'm just doing this for my own pleasure.
Oh - now they're about to exchange the gifts, I wouldn't want to be late for that now, would I?
I can't see what they're exchanging, but I can hear the applause, cheering, thank you's, etc.
Anyway, its Saturday Night, so soon will be another episode of Masturbate Theater.
