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SlayerSlayer

SlayerSlayer

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Where you get SEX, guaranteed. At Thanksgiving, even a fuicking bum can find some charity Turkey. Why can't we have a sexual holiday where everyone is just a fucking whore? Who needs a Turkey leg when you can jizz on a femoid leg.

I don't need a labor day. I need make me a fucking sandwich day. A day where other people labor for YOU. And if the labor is sexual in nature the better.
 
I will help popularize it, @SlayerSlayer
 
I can get behind this idea. Faggots, trannies, landwhales must be excluded though. Mid tier beckies and up only and if not enough to go around they have to put in the extra shifts.
 
I can get behind this idea. Faggots, trannies, landwhales must be excluded though. Mid tier beckies and up only and if not enough to go around they have to put in the extra shifts.
it would be nice if they dressed as indians, and I, a gook manlet, got to fuck wearing only a pilgrim hat
 
I like the idea
 
It's called Valentines Day, and incels need not apply.
 

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