Serious There is only one way left as an oldcel. A miracle

[Iranianoldcel]

There is only one way I could get satisfaction in this life.

Only if Genie, Merlin, Wizards,Witches, or whoever the fuck that has the power, grants this wish:

To turn me into a Tall Blue Eyed Chad with Jaw like an anvil and big frame and send me back in time to relive my life a a teenager. Starting from the age of 13.

Even if it was possible, at this age I can never accept a used up whore whom licking her pussy equals licking thousand gallons of dried cum of various chads. It's officially over.

Only a miracle can save me.


Either this or going full monk mode.

 

[Greyandoldcel]

Reincarnation is our only hope.

 

[Truckzo]

monk mode is such cope

 

[Iranianoldcel]

Reincarnation is our only hope.

It could bring more suffering

monk mode is such cope

Says the dude with coombrained GIF as his avatar

 

[Mecoja]

monk mode is such cope

Its not like there is some other choice, better than wasting half month salary for a half an hour with a std cumdumpster.

 

[hearmeout]

You might wanna start lucid dreaming maxxing

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

Escortmaxxing is the only thing you can do or go monk. Expecting miracle is a COPE.

 

[Deleted member 42691]

It’s one of my fantasies too but it has to be very specific now.
If a surpernatural entity give me the choice between :

10 million dollar or being Chad at my age (late twenties)

I would say fuck off give me the 10 million
Being a 30 year old chad is good but the clock is ticking your look is fading and jailbait game is dangerous .

Now if it’s being reincarnated 20 years ago as a child with genetics like Sean o pry with my memory of incel life
Yes any day

I would make money very easily as a chad

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I wish someone would call me on the phone to talk to me. I am so depressed, really - I just want to go to the aquarium with a foid.

 

[Iranianoldcel]

Its not like there is some other choice, better than wasting half month salary for a half an hour with a std cumdumpster.

You might wanna start lucid dreaming maxxing

I should work on that too. I need to do some research

Escortmaxxing is the only thing you can do or go monk. Expecting miracle is a COPE.

At this point going monk is the only option left for me

It’s one of my fantasies too but it has to be very specific now.
If a surpernatural entity give me the choice between :

10 million dollar or being Chad at my age (late twenties)

I would say fuck off give me the 10 million
Being a 30 year old chad is good but the clock is ticking your look is fading and jailbait game is dangerous .

Now if it’s being reincarnated 20 years ago as a child with genetics like Sean o pry with my memory of incel life
Yes any day

I would make money very easily as a chad

I wish someone would call me on the phone to talk to me. I am so depressed, really - I just want to go to the aquarium with a foid.

Hope you're doing well brocel. Life is tough

 

[NorthernWind]

All my hopes end when I look in the mirror.

 

[Emba]

All my hopes end when I look in the mirror.

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Why tf your parents didnt arrange marriage for you which is normal in Iran?