Venting There is a hot femoid who spends time with me, says she loves me but shes my cousin

[BabyFacedIncel]

She knows I am 100% incel virgin. She says that all I need is more confidence and blah blah. I explained that no its because jaw recession and she finally admitted "yeah, that really sucks"

She is probably like 10/10 out of attractiveness and hanging with her can be so frustrating. Particularly because she dresses slutty, gets drunk a lot and fucks random guys, so to most guys she is like prey. She sometimes says that she loves me and especially when drunk gets close and hugs me but once I tried kissing her and got rejected (obviously) to her its I am 100% family. But I know for a fact that if I was a hot attractive cousin she would do it. But her saying no cause I am her cousin is just an excuse that she doesnt find my face attractive.

I continuously talk about how I hate being a virgin and its making me suicidal and she sympathizes and feels bad. But if she truly does why doesnt she just help me out and just let me do it? Like just once it would make the world of a difference. What can I do, is there any hope? Despite me trying to get too close to her like 4 times she never stopped hanging out with me and more importantly she never told anyone. She just told me to stop on one occasion, but the last time I tried she seemed more sympathetic and asked if I was mad. What do I do, I am dying to sleep with her. Ill do anything to make it happen and no I dont mean rape or getting her to do anything involuntary. She is open to doing drugs and drinking whenever so is there any drug we can do that may make her care less and less about my ugly face?????

I also considered next time we are drinking threatening suicide if she doesnt sleep with me then maybe she will?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

you are a cuck if you wouldn’t plow your cousin and marry her

 

[Newbie17]

It’s over for incestcels.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

when she tried kissing you, should have just kissed her and then fucked her then and there, she fucks 100s of guys might as well be 1 more ugly guy for family

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

you are a cuck if you wouldn’t plow your cousin and marry her

when she tried kissing you, should have just kissed her and then fucked her then and there, she fucks 100s of guys might as well be 1 more ugly guy for family

 

[Mustafa]

My mother and father are cousins. We're muslim, that makes it easier i guess for society to accept. Adam and Eve, their children had sex. I mean don't go nostalgic, but cousins is the middle ground. Try going from this angle.

Peace

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

when she tried kissing you, should have just kissed her and then fucked her then and there, she fucks 100s of guys might as well be 1 more ugly guy for family

Oh sorry I didnt write that properly. I tired and she rejected. I tried like 3 more times after that. Once though when I was 17 she asked me to lay down with her when she was drunk and I was too scared/nervous and I just didnt. I dont know why I didnt. Cause I was shy and awkward probably. So I always thought maybe she liked me so like few years later when she was drunk sitting close I tried and got a bit fat NO. And everytime I tried after she said NO. So I dont know what the hell

 

[Lossphox]

Incest is the best so put your cousin to the test!

 

[Colly]

Let's switch lives

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Let's switch lives

Why? Cause I have a hot cousin who hangs out with me but wont let me touch her beautiful body? Its torture. It feels good hanging out with her and all but sometimes its just awful how bad i want it

 

[Richard spencer]

Let's switch lives

 

[FeminismsCancer]

She DGAF, swallow that black pill: AWALT

 

[Colly]

Why? Cause I have a hot cousin who hangs out with me but wont let me touch her beautiful body? Its torture. It feels good hanging out with her and all but sometimes its just awful how bad i want it

Friendzone > no zone

 

[BlkPillPres]

Oh sorry I didnt write that properly. I tired and she rejected. I tried like 3 more times after that. Once though when I was 17 she asked me to lay down with her when she was drunk and I was too scared/nervous and I just didnt. I dont know why I didnt. Cause I was shy and awkward probably. So I always thought maybe she liked me so like few years later when she was drunk sitting close I tried and got a bit fat NO. And everytime I tried after she said NO. So I dont know what the hell

Dude its obvious what you need to do, get her really drunk, and feed her aphrodisiacs when you guys hang out alone drinking.

https://www.herbalignite.com/blogs/articles/herbal-aphrodisiacs-for-women

Make some kind of smoothie with chocolate, dates, almonds and cinnamon mixed in it and have her drink it (if she's allergic to one leave it out). Make sure its a small cup, like just 250ml. Then just get her drunk. She not only needs to be drunk to get her to fuck you, she needs to be aroused, and the aphrodisiacs will help that along. Oh offer to give her a back massage (say "back rub") after she's drunk and consumed the concoction, its an "invasive" physical act that no woman really refuses (if they are comfortable around you) and it feels good, she'll just laugh and saw "sure" when you offer.

If you do it right (she'll guide you actually, if you're too rough she'll tell you so soften up a bit). A female co-worker showed me how to do back rubs, she did it on me first (look up videos), shit actually feels good, thought it was all just BS before then.

That back rub and the pleasure that comes from it, combined with everything she consumed, just has to get her to kiss you if you make a move, make sure you hear her make "pleasure noises" from the back rub before you try to kiss her. If you fail even after all this, give up, its never gonn happen (outside of putting a "roofy" in her alcohol lol). I doubt you'll do that because she's been so good to you.

 

[Givingup20]

What does she look like is she really 10/10? that must be such a tease

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

What does she look like is she really 10/10? that must be such a tease

Yes, not even lying. She is the girl who actually dates the chads. huge boobs, round ass, brunette and just yeah it is a tease.

 

[Givingup20]

Yes, not even lying. She is the girl who actually dates the chads. huge boobs, round ass, brunette and just yeah it is a tease.

Oh man i know you aren't doing stuff with her (yet haha) but even being around a hot girl would be lifefuel for me i have 2 blonde hot stacy cousins but they live like 300 miles away i wish we were closer

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Dude its obvious what you need to do, get her really drunk, and feed her aphrodisiacs when you guys hand out alone drinking.

Thank you for the advice. I will certainly give it a whirl, also strawberries are apparently a good aphrodisiac. So chocolate/strawberry smoothi or chocolate melted on strawberries. Getting her drunk would be the easiest part. But thing is she was certainly drunk the other times I tried as well. But maybe not as drunk as she was that time she asked me to lay down. Cause yeah I had to help her get to her bed and then she asked me. But I was a scared little bitch, also she had a scary boyfriend at the time but he wasnt there. I dont know why I didnt, I should have layed down with her I regret that now but hopefully I get another chance in the right circumstances.

But yeah id never slip anything in her drink I am not like that, thatd be pretty disgraceful. Though she does like drugs and would take probably almost anything voluntarily but I wouldnt want something thatd make her pass out lol.

Oh man i know you aren't doing stuff with her (yet haha) but even being around a hot girl would be lifefuel for me i have 2 blonde hot stacy cousins but they live like 300 miles away i wish we were closer

Yeah, it is nice sometimes especially when we are in public I see guys staring at me giving me a dirty look cause they dont know we are cousins and its like they think I dont have the right to be hanging with a hot girl lol

 

[Deleted member 265]

nice fantasy text, OP, posting garbage just to get yourself on inceltears. low quality tbh

 

[BlkPillPres]

Thank you for the advice. I will certainly give it a whirl, also strawberries are apparently a good aphrodisiac. So chocolate/strawberry smoothi or chocolate melted on strawberries. Getting her drunk would be the easiest part. But thing is she was certainly drunk the other times I tried as well. But maybe not as drunk as she was that time she asked me to lay down. Cause yeah I had to help her get to her bed and then she asked me. But I was a scared little bitch, also she had a scary boyfriend at the time but he wasnt there. I dont know why I didnt, I should have layed down with her I regret that now but hopefully I get another chance in the right circumstances.l

Yeah strawberries are good, but the ones I listed are known to work specifically well on women, strawberries are more of a "unisex" one, so try to get as much of the ones I list of not a combination of all of them. Oh and please post the results if it was effective, I need that shit for my experiments I plan on doing lol.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

guys who are 20 and still a virgin should be euthanized, i seriously believe it will solve a lot of our problems.

 

[Deleted member 60]

nice fantasy text, OP, posting garbage just to get yourself on inceltears. low quality tbh

 

[5mb]

nice fantasy text, OP, posting garbage just to get yourself on inceltears. low quality tbh

Yeah this sounds fishy to me, take creepshots of her. incels want da proof!

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Yeah this sounds fishy to me, take creepshots of her. incels want da proof!

How is it a fantasy post though its not like it involves any fantasy. My actual fantasy is smashing her. Okay I could easily do that but anyone could take creep shots of a femoid how do I prove it is me taking them and its my cousin?

 

[5mb]

How is it a fantasy post though its not like it involves any fantasy. My actual fantasy is smashing her. Okay I could easily do that but anyone could take creep shots of a femoid how do I prove it is me taking them and its my cousin?

we can reverse image search them to see if they're real

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

we can reverse image search them to see if they're real

I have a picture of us but I dont want to post it publically incase someone knows her and shows her this lol
And reverse image isnt very good proof because anyone can take a picture from a private instagram or facebook and it wont show up in google searsh. Ill post some creep pics of her though next time we hang out and maybe hold a piece of paper that writes BabyfacedIncel Confirmed! With her in the backround

 

[Kointo1]

Jake Roper

Now take his last name and replace the "o" what an "a"

 

[Indari]

I also considered next time we are drinking threatening suicide if she doesnt sleep with me then maybe she will?

lol horrible idea try mdma or something
nice story i fapped

 

[Weirdcel]

Using you as an emotional tampon. Cousinzoned.

 

[Kokoro]

this is how you get her to fuck you i have dreamed about this situation for years but i dont have cousins:

you need to put something on that will make her feel horny, it could be shirtless dudes on the screen, a song with moaning in it, phalic objects, anything. once she is horny you start your advance this next part is important you have to move to touch her lower back and ask her if you can have sex she wont know what to do and if she says yes you move in start rubbing her vagina to get her hotter and wetter

 

[Sadist]

I think you meant to post this here r/incest

My mother and father are cousins.

Probably why you're here

 

[Deleted member 2686]

tbh I would get her really drunk and bang her when she is out or get pity sex if you only want sex, if you want more than sex than its over for you

 

[Deleted member 7102]

Mentalcel?

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Using you as an emotional tampon. Cousinzoned.

Certainly true. But still I feel this gives me an opportunity

tbh I would get her really drunk and bang her when she is out or get pity sex if you only want sex, if you want more than sex than its over for you

I want sex not to just molest her passed out, although id enjoy that a lot I wouldnt actually do it and id be scared of her waking up being like wtf. I just gotta get her really drunk and hopefully to the point she hopefully asks me to lay down with her again

 

[Weirdcel]

Certainly true. But still I feel this gives me an opportunity

Only opportunity is her introducing you to her friends. And that too is iffy if you're not at least somewhat attractive.

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Only opportunity is her introducing you to her friends. And that too is iffy if you're not at least somewhat attractive.

She actually did this, to try and help my situation and It failed, twice. Her friends didnt like me at all, first just said its cause I wasnt preppy and I needed a make over. So after that buying nice clothes getting a haircut where she said okay NOW I look good! she introduced me to her other friend and still she was totally not interested. I think thats when she realized I am screwed cause she always been more sympathetic after. I am just hoping that she eventually feels sorry enough to just let me smash. So I will keep going on about how my virginity is ruining me. I think maybe if I convinced her I will commit suicide if she doesnt have sex with me AND if she was drunk enough she just might just say okay fine fuck it go ahead. But I dont know its pretty petty thing to do so ill leave that as a last resort. Until then ill keep getting her drunk and yeah. I dont know where to get drugs but she does so I can suggest we do MDMA or something but I dont know if thatll work alcohol seems to lower inhibitions more then anything. .

 

[Weirdcel]

She actually did this, to try and help my situation and It failed, twice. Her friends didnt like me at all, first just said its cause I wasnt preppy and I needed a make over. So after that buying nice clothes getting a haircut where she said okay NOW I look good! she introduced me to her other friend and still she was totally not interested. I think thats when she realized I am screwed cause she always been more sympathetic after. I am just hoping that she eventually feels sorry enough to just let me smash. So I will keep going on about how my virginity is ruining me. I think maybe if I convinced her I will commit suicide if she doesnt have sex with me AND if she was drunk enough she just might just say okay fine fuck it go ahead. But I dont know its pretty petty thing to do so ill leave that as a last resort. Until then ill keep getting her drunk and yeah. I dont know where to get drugs but she does so I can suggest we do MDMA or something but I dont know if thatll work alcohol seems to lower inhibitions more then anything. .

Unfortunate.

How does your cousin put up with you knowing you're trying to smash? Not weirded out by you at all?

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Unfortunate.

How does your cousin put up with you knowing you're trying to smash? Not weirded out by you at all?

At first she was, like 4 years ago. after trying to kiss and grabbing her but said "dont ever do that again, then later said no more incest bullshit..." but then didnt really talk to me for like a year. But last time I tried few months ago she just put her head down and said no, but then little bit later asked if I was mad. Also talked to her about it by text asking "So your never going to let me sleep with you" she said "No sorry" but then I said what if you had to makeout with me or id die because your saliva was the cure for a disease and she laughed and said then I guess I would.

Yeah I dont know but she doesnt seem angry about it anymore or even that creeped out by it. At first she was really like WTF but now not so much. probably cause she knows im a virgin so maybe sympathizes I am not sure.

 

[Stoiccel]

Use her for eyecandy but nothing more.

 

[PrinceOfCope]

Nigga what the fuck
Is this incel tears false flag larping

That’s your cousin my dude

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I think i would rather stay this way, having no one, then having an attractive cousin like that always around.

Maybe get her extremely drunk and high on marijuana?

Also don't expect life to get better because it won't.

 

[Newbie17]

Also don't expect life to get better because it won't.

Potent ropefuel.

OP, it's interesting that she is not creeped out. She is your cousin after all and if something happens, it is obviously an incest. Your cousin ffs... Even if she is 11/10, I would never ever go down that road.

I have one extremely attractive cousin; long black hair, top-tier body, face, etc. I rarely see her though so suifuel is not that potent.

 

[chinawhite]

you're twisted
why you don't go see an escort if you so desperate for sex

i so fucked up to assume that your cousin would fuck you if you were hotter

and threating to kill yourself for that is sick

 

[_incelinside]

Thank you for the advice. I will certainly give it a whirl, also strawberries are apparently a good aphrodisiac. So chocolate/strawberry smoothi or chocolate melted on strawberries. Getting her drunk would be the easiest part. But thing is she was certainly drunk the other times I tried as well. But maybe not as drunk as she was that time she asked me to lay down. Cause yeah I had to help her get to her bed and then she asked me. But I was a scared little bitch, also she had a scary boyfriend at the time but he wasnt there. I dont know why I didnt, I should have layed down with her I regret that now but hopefully I get another chance in the right circumstances.

But yeah id never slip anything in her drink I am not like that, thatd be pretty disgraceful. Though she does like drugs and would take probably almost anything voluntarily but I wouldnt want something thatd make her pass out lol.


Yeah, it is nice sometimes especially when we are in public I see guys staring at me giving me a dirty look cause they dont know we are cousins and its like they think I dont have the right to be hanging with a hot girl lol

That's a high risk you're willing to take. No matter how close she is to you know you shouldn't be surprised if she accuses you of rape + incest. You probably don't want to be getting ploughed by tyrone instead

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Potent ropefuel.

OP, it's interesting that she is not creeped out. She is your cousin after all and if something happens, it is obviously an incest. Your cousin ffs... Even if she is 11/10, I would never ever go down that road.

I have one extremely attractive cousin; long black hair, top-tier body, face, etc. I rarely see her though so suifuel is not that potent.

Any blood relation makes it disgusting. However you cannot control who you are attracted to even if you would never do anything.

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Potent ropefuel.

OP, it's interesting that she is not creeped out. She is your cousin after all and if something happens, it is obviously an incest. Your cousin ffs... Even if she is 11/10, I would never ever go down that road.

I have one extremely attractive cousin; long black hair, top-tier body, face, etc. I rarely see her though so suifuel is not that potent.

Yeah I hear you on that one, but come on. Imagine being a 25 year old virign and hanging out with her all the time, if she eventually wanted sex I think youd take it in my circumstances and just not tell anyone. I mean yeah its messed up thing to do but why would I deny myself that pleasure just because I dont want to give myself a label which IMO isnt worse then being a rejected virgin. Id rather be a cousin smasher then die a virgin or someone who only been with escorts. The only part I am ashamed of is continuously trying and failing. But when she asked me to lay down that one time, I think theres a chance under the right circumstances (lots of alcohol and maybe some weed). But truth is I am her cousin and an ugly one so while she can have any chad she wants so its going to be hard but I think its possible to get her in a state where she would cause she is also a drunk/druggy. Another part that makes me mad is she did drugs, drank and smoked sense she was 14 but is still attractive.

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

you're twisted
why you don't go see an escort if you so desperate for sex

i so fucked up to assume that your cousin would fuck you if you were hotter

and threating to kill yourself for that is sick

Late reply, but she certainly would if I was hot. She gets drunk and fucks all sorts of different guys. Me being ugly AND her cousin makes it certain no. But if I was hot and her cousin she probably would if she was drunk

 

[Akarin]

lmao what a cuck, it was normal for ages to marry your cousin

you're twisted
why you don't go see an escort if you so desperate for sex

i so fucked up to assume that your cousin would fuck you if you were hotter

and threating to kill yourself for that is sick

 

[Invisincelble]

I'm so glad all my cousins are ugly and trashy looking.

Actually I have a few on my dad's side that look pretty good but I haven't seen them in years. Don't really know them.


I'm surprised how little this seems to bother your cousin though. I mean even my inbred looking family would freak out if I tried to sleep with my cousin, lol.

 

[Deleted member 7614]

I had a cousin who I saw once every 5 or so years at that point I don’t even class her as family if fuck her but not let her spawn a retarded child from interbreeding