Experiment [Theory]You have your perfect, idealized woman who's loyal and loves you for life, but...

[faded]

I’ll beat the shit out of her than grape

 

[Adolf Hitler]

I’ll beat the shit out of her than grape

JUSTIN TREDEAU IS BACK

 

[idgaf]

A sexless but loving relationship is way better than inceldom.

I don't think you know what celibacy means

 

[FakeFakecel]

I don't think you know what celibacy means

Celibacy is not having sex. This case would be volceldom, and volceldom mogs inceldom to oblivion and beyond. I don't see why you got so confused here.

 

[Mortis]

The catch is you're catching.

 

[Mortis]

Yes I would. I would simply not do anything sexual with her, kissing and cuddling with a loving perfect foid mogs my situation ten fold.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

That raises a peculiar question.

Can you still be considered incel if you have this hypothetical woman and remain a virgin for life?

If I couldn't fuck her, I'm still an incel. You need to get unpaid sex to not be an incel imo. Being in a sexless relationship would be a torture so brutal

 

[yeetbender.koala]

OP is a faggot and any foid trying that shit needs to have their genitals caved in and ruptured with a few good stomps in gta.

 

[yeetbender.koala]

I’ll beat the shit out of her than grape.

 

[yeetbender.koala]

You guys seriously underestimate the damage that anal sex does to you. It means in 7 years you'd constantly be leaking shit, you'd have to wear a diaper.
The fundamental relationship dynamic throughout history is naturally the woman submitting to the husband that has dominion over her, that dynamic is inverted if you are letting her buttfuck you.

 

[Indari]

I’d start by shattering her shins with a claw hammer.

 

[zerozerozero]

I’ll let hER fuck me in the ass with a dildo no biggER than 6 inches long with avERage girth, as long as I get to do more than just cuddling, kissing and foreplay

I can bend ovER for my queen anytime baby oooh yeahhhh

wild

 

[zerozerozero]

sexualfantasies.is

 

[TooSomething]

What kind of raw deal is this shit, nigga?
Volcel it is then.

I don't swing that way.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Would be uncomfortable with anything entering my asshole. Dealbreaker.

 

[based_meme]

What kind of raw deal is this shit, nigga?
Volcel it is then.

I don't swing that way.

The kind where she goes in raw, obv.

 

[Based NaziCel]

I want to change my vote because I didn’t know what “peg” mean

 

[Based NaziCel]

No, a loyal, perfect girl wouldn’t allow herself to do a such degenerate things like pegging.

 

[fullofchagrin]

She demands to peg you every single time before doing anything sexual with her (once per session). Kissing, hugging, cuddling, and all of that sappy shit is peg-free, but not oral and more.

What say you?

isn't a "trade off" supposed to be bad?

 

[Loner437]

She demands to peg you every single time before doing anything sexual with her (once per session). Kissing, hugging, cuddling, and all of that sappy shit is peg-free, but not oral and more.

What say you?

This is retarded.

 

[based_meme]

I want to change my vote because I didn’t know what “peg” mean

You could even say you got pegged by the poll.

 

[based_meme]

isn't a "trade off" supposed to be bad?

No. Trade-off means you lose one thing and gain another instead of it.