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Experiment [Theory]You have your perfect, idealized woman who's loyal and loves you for life, but...

Do you accept?

  • Yes.

  • No.


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I’ll let hER fuck me in the ass with a dildo no biggER than 6 inches long with avERage girth, as long as I get to do more than just cuddling, kissing and foreplay
Whoa nigga. I didn't ask for details. Just a yes or no.

:feelsugh:
 
If the fake penis goes inside 1mm for a microsecond then yes
 
You guys seriously underestimate the damage that anal sex does to you. It means in 7 years you'd constantly be leaking shit, you'd have to wear a diaper.
The fundamental relationship dynamic throughout history is naturally the woman submitting to the husband that has dominion over her, that dynamic is inverted if you are letting her buttfuck you.
 
You guys seriously underestimate the damage that anal sex does to you. It means in 7 years you'd constantly be leaking shit, you'd have to wear a diaper.
The fundamental relationship dynamic throughout history is naturally the woman submitting to the husband that has dominion over her, that dynamic is inverted if you are letting her buttfuck you.
A GrAYcel went full-blown autismo on this hypothetical. JFL

That's not the point of the hypothetical, GrAY. KEK
 
I’ll let hER fuck me in the ass with a dildo no biggER than 6 inches long with avERage girth, as long as I get to do more than just cuddling, kissing and foreplay

I can bend ovER for my queen anytime baby oooh yeahhhh
What the fuck :feelskek:
 
I’ll let hER fuck me in the ass with a dildo no biggER than 6 inches long with avERage girth, as long as I get to do more than just cuddling, kissing and foreplay

I can bend ovER for my queen anytime baby oooh yeahhhh
:feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
I don't care how perfect the foid is, my self-respect is more important and I won't throw it away and partake in faggotry for her.
 
Anyone voting yes is most definitely a closeted homo.
 
 
She demands to peg you every single time before doing anything sexual with her (once per session). Kissing, hugging, cuddling, and all of that sappy shit is peg-free, but not oral and more.

What say you?
I'll use anesthetics so I don't feel it. Women use oral anesthetics for giving deepthroats all the time.
 
The problem is that foids don't actually like dominating men, so if you allow them to "peg" you she will just cheat on you.
 
The problem is that foids don't actually like dominating men, so if you allow them to "peg" you she will just cheat on you.
Niggers not understanding what a hypothetical question is.
 
57985
 
You say that like we should obviously know what you're talking about.

I consented to it, I know I consented to it, but I regretted it after and was a big baby about it. But now I've learned my lesson.
 
Bunch of volcels in this thread
 
I consented to it, I know I consented to it, but I regretted it after and was a big baby about it. But now I've learned my lesson.
I see. Strange reference, tbhngl.
 
ignored all the closet homosexuals
 
I can't belive there are 18 people who voted yes :lul:
  • ilieknothing
  • IncelKing
  • gymletethnicel
  • Narcicel's Oneitis
  • FemoidsGTFO
  • gangrenemax
  • HOBO
  • FakeFakecel
  • WuhanFriedPuppies
  • Roscomnadzor
  • ForgoneFrequency
  • Lord Beric
  • Monocel
  • lazy_gamer_423
  • Maladjusted Jerk
  • tndNOW321
  • TheDragon
  • gummybearcel
 
Hmmm, the perfect woman and a free prostate massage...what's the catch? :y'all:
 
I mean why not
 
Holy fuck, 1/3 of the forum are cucks who would take it up the ass, if it meant their inceldom is gone. A lot of GrAYs voted, so all hope is not lost.

The Absolute State.
 
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Holy fuck, 1/3 of the forum are cucks who would take it up the ass, if it meant their inceldom is gone. A lot of GrAYs voted, so all hope is not lost.

The Absolute State.
1/3 of this forum:

 
Those BDSM sex techniques shouldn’t be practiced.

As a noFap cel it’s unacceptable
 
No person, foid or otherwise, is ever going to be perfect or idealized because that's not how human beings work. We're all a hot mess of flaws, quirks, and unpredictable behavior because that's what makes us human. If you stumble upon someone who seems "perfect," it's probably a trap or you're not looking hard enough. So, would I accept this paragon of perfection? Hell no. Not because I'm a cynic but because I'm a realist. It would be far more rewarding and interesting to build a relationship with a real, flawed human being than to chase after some idealized fantasy.
 
You guys seriously underestimate the damage that anal sex does to you. It means in 7 years you'd constantly be leaking shit, you'd have to wear a diaper.
The fundamental relationship dynamic throughout history is naturally the woman submitting to the husband that has dominion over her, that dynamic is inverted if you are letting her buttfuck you.
Thanks for the info
 
"Darling, can I be the man now?” :feelskek:
 
N-TO-THE-O-O-O
 
I missed the days posts like these would be banned due to faggotry.

First reddit banned incel subreddits, so cut the all natural reach and evolution of blackpill, then FBI get rid of all incel mods, thus this place turned into a shadow of its former self like original 4chan
 
You guys seriously underestimate the damage that anal sex does to you. It means in 7 years you'd constantly be leaking shit, you'd have to wear a diaper.
The fundamental relationship dynamic throughout history is naturally the woman submitting to the husband that has dominion over her, that dynamic is inverted if you are letting her buttfuck you.
Interesting
 
No person, foid or otherwise, is ever going to be perfect or idealized because that's not how human beings work. We're all a hot mess of flaws, quirks, and unpredictable behavior because that's what makes us human. If you stumble upon someone who seems "perfect," it's probably a trap or you're not looking hard enough. So, would I accept this paragon of perfection? Hell no. Not because I'm a cynic but because I'm a realist. It would be far more rewarding and interesting to build a relationship with a real, flawed human being than to chase after some idealized fantasy.
 
No thanks, that would be too gross.
 
only if she's tall
 
A small sacrifice for a perfect life
 

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