Experiment [Theory]You have your perfect, idealized woman who's loyal and loves you for life, but...

[based_meme]

She demands to peg you every single time before doing anything sexual with her (once per session). Kissing, hugging, cuddling, and all of that sappy shit is peg-free, but not oral and more.

What say you?

 

[idfklma]

No

 

[based_meme]

@Dregster @SlayerSlayer @Caesercel @proudweeb @Fat Link Please pin this shit, buddy boyos.

 

[trying to ascend]

I would only kiss, cuddle and hug her then, no sex

 

[wereq]

Absolutely not.

 

[wereq]

Please pin this shit, buddy boyos.

This is not worthy of being pinned.

 

[Fat Link]

@Dregster @SlayerSlayer @Caesercel @proudweeb @Fat Link Please pin this shit, buddy boyos.

 

[Fat Link]

demands to peg you every single time before doing anything sexual with her. Kissing, hugging, cuddling, and all of that sappy shit is peg-free, but not oral and more.

What say you?

LOL, dude wtf?

I‘m sorry BM but this thread is sus as hell!

 

[based_meme]

 

[based_meme]

LOL, dude wtf?

I‘m sorry BM but this thread is sus as hell!

I'll explain later. But rn, trust me bro (yeah, I just said that ).

 

[Zetta]

Win/win for cucks.
Lose/lose for any self respecting man.

 

[OwariDa]

You haven’t voted boyo

 

[based_meme]

You haven’t voted boyo

I don't throw in my vote in my own polls so as to not bias the voting for others.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

If she's really the perfect one I envision, why not. Then I can do the same to her, up to do a lot of other kinky things with her. I prefer a crazily go-ahead sexy girl than a starfish boring landwhale. However I don't understand the end. Why oral isn't peg free ? If I can't eat her actual pussy, I'm out.

 

[OwariDa]

I don't throw in my vote in my own polls so as to not bias the voting for others.

I see

 

[based_meme]

If she's really the perfect one I envision, why not. Then I can do the same to her, up to do a lot of other kinky things with her. I prefer a crazily go-ahead sexy girl than a starfish boring landwhale. However I don't understand the end. Why oral isn't peg free ? If I can't eat her actual pussy, I'm out.

You can eat her out if you want, but she has to peg you first.

 

[yung loner]

These threads only serve to see who out-cucks who

 

[Zetta]

@shii410 is this you?

OP laid out his idealistic relationship. There is no dilemma or quandary present here for him. If the 'trade off' was that he wasn't getting pegged: that would be a complication.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

You can eat her out if you want, but she has to peg you first.

I thought it was once before act, not before every single new position JFL

Then big no, fuck this bitch, I don't think I could take it on the long run.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

OP laid out his idealistic relationship. There is no dilemma or quandary present here for him. If the 'trade off' was that he wasn't getting pegged: that would be a complication.

JFL

 

[based_meme]

I thought it was once before act, not before every single new position JFL

Then big no, fuck this bitch, I don't think I could take it on the long run.

Yes, once before any act, not every single separate act in one session.

I changed the OP for clarification.

 

[SocialzERo]

I'll explain later. But rn, trust me bro (yeah, I just said that ).

You will expose those who voted yes as gay?

 

[gymletethnicel]

I've already gotten pegged half a dozen times during colonoscopy so why not

 

[SocialzERo]

Tbh pegging is gay af but getting a rimjob which could be classified as such is not cause its you whos the dominating part

 

[Zetta]

I would only kiss, cuddle and hug her then, no sex

This sounds good on paper. And I might even consider it. However, my part of an "idealized woman" (oxymoron) is the idea that they would want kids and be loyal, like in the thread's title. Which would, naturally, cause implications down the line notwithstanding this hypothetical's massive leaps of unrealism.

Then, to imagine cucking yourself, not having sex, due to this hypothetical woman dying on this unyielding axiomatic hill of pegging, of which she stands on, towers over you, and looks down upon you: IS CUCKED BEYOND BELIEF

You're just a cuck, a convoluted round-about cuck, if you enter this relationship by virtue of that perquisite alone.

 

[based_meme]

LOL, dude wtf?

I‘m sorry BM but this thread is sus as hell!

Thanks for the pin btw, brocel.

 

[based_meme]

You will expose those who voted yes as gay?

I'm not doing anything. I'm just putting up a poll.

 

[SocialzERo]

I'm not doing anything. I'm just putting up a poll.

If this poll was anonymous there’d be more yes votes

 

[based_meme]

If this poll was anonymous there’d be more yes votes

Yes, I know.

 

[blackpillednigga]

reading the serious title and then that was pretty funny ngl. and then seeing idkflma say "no" added more to the humor

 

[based_meme]

This is not worthy of being pinned.

Cope, seethe, diarrhea.

 

[Zetta]

These threads only serve to see who out-cucks who

Well now we all know who the betabuxxers and closeted phags are

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Then we won't do anything sexual.

If she's cute, loyal, virgin, and loves me, I won't need sex.

 

[based_meme]

Well now we all know who the betabuxxers and closeted phags are

 

[war_with_myself]

no. i'm already fucked by life as it is

 

[Repulsive123]

No

 

[FakeFakecel]

Yes and anyone who says no is a retarded volcel. You don't even have to get pegged if you don't have sex jfl. You'll get your dream woman for free. A sexless but loving relationship is way better than inceldom. But of course most of you wouldn't know since this place is normies.is these days.

 

[based_meme]

You'll get your dream woman for free. A sexless but loving relationship is way better than inceldom.

That raises a peculiar question.

Can you still be considered incel if you have this hypothetical woman and remain a virgin for life?

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

For how long? One pump? If so , i can consider it

 

[based_meme]

For how long? One pump? If so , i can consider it

For life. It's in the title, nigger.

Never began for can'treadcels.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

For life. It's in the title, nigger.

Never began for can'treadcels.

No no i mean for how long will she fuck me with the strap on

 

[FakeFakecel]

That raises a peculiar question.

Can you still be considered incel if you have this hypothetical woman and remain a virgin for life?

I mean...technically you'd be a volcel. You CAN get sex with gigastacy if you want, but you have to get pegged.

(Since it's against the spirit of the dilemma, I'm assuming you can't get pegged for a split second and call it a day.)

 

[based_meme]

No no i meam for how long will she fuck me with the strap on

Oh, sorry, my mistake.

I don't know, until she wants to? I didn't set a timer on this hypothetical pegging. JFL

 

[based_meme]

I mean...technically you'd be a volcel. You CAN get sex with gigastacy if you want, but you have to get pegged.

(Since it's against the spirit of the dilemma, I'm assuming you can't get pegged for a split second and call it a day.)

You assume correct (correctly?).

 

[Mecoja]

No, nothing goes near my ass. I'd rather die than do colonoscopy.

 

[based_meme]

No, nothing goes near my ass. I'd rather die than do colonoscopy.

@FrothySolutions thoughts?

 

[FrothySolutions]

@FrothySolutions thoughts?

I'm the Tig Notaro of assplay.

 

[based_meme]

I'm the Tig Notaro of assplay.

You say that like we should obviously know what you're talking about.

 

[based_meme]

@wereq @Indracel You two salty faggots are exempt from voting. We all know what you prefer anyway.

 

[IncelKing]

I’ll let hER fuck me in the ass with a dildo no biggER than 6 inches long with avERage girth, as long as I get to do more than just cuddling, kissing and foreplay

I can bend ovER for my queen anytime baby oooh yeahhhh