Cope Theory: We could ascend by learning how to astral project.

[B33troot]

I'm seriously considering learning how to astral project so I can enter the astral realm and find myself a 10/10 astral Stacey and ascend with her.



How to perform Astral Projection (Wiki how)

(I'm also going to learn how to lucid dream so I can find a GF in the realm of dreams).

 

[LGBTKoala]

I'm seriously considering learning how to astral project. That way I can enter the astral realm and find myself a 10/10 astral Stacey and ascend with her.

please take your meds

 

[xmiserablesoul]

off to the psych ward with you

 

[lowz1r]

tales from outer space

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

tales from outer space

 

[ApocalypticKrieg]

If your only goal with magic is to have ascend wouldn't the effort be better spent on trying to summon a succubus?

 

[PolskiKartofel]

tales from banks of Ganges

 

[Kinkcel1]

tales from outer space

 

[ggallin]

astral projecting is probably a misunderstood lucid dream
u can ascend via lucid dreams tho, and its scientifically proven unlike astral projection

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Tales from the craters of Mars.

 

[starystulejarz]

I once projected myself to see under the surface of the moon and seen only reptilians assembling something, after a minute or two they spotted me (big psyker like me) and had to run away from there. Conclusion = moon is the alien space ship and should be destroyed

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

tales from the slums of the astral plane

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

tales from the slums of the astral plane

I wonder if the astral plane has designated shitting streets

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

If your only goal with magic is to have ascend wouldn't the effort be better spent on trying to summon a succubus?

only if you want to ascend with a malicious sperm-extracting demon -

actually, wait, all ascension is like that

nvm

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Already tried this. Doesn't work.

 

[ZaynShahar]

I myself have attempted to practice manners of active spirituality. Summoning demons, .etc.

It seems to only work when you don't notice it.

 

[Based NaziCel]

Inceldom discoused

 

[stalkerKiller]

u can ascend via lucid dreams tho

Isn't that just a wet dream?

 

[ggallin]

Isn't that just a wet dream?

yes but u get to pick everything

 

[FinnCel]

Chad is already there and you will get cucked

 

[stalkerKiller]

yes but u get to pick everything

Is that.... Even possible?

 

[ggallin]

Is that.... Even possible?

yes 100%
i can confirm and science does too

 

[psyop]

Read the cia classified documents on it. I’d try it myself but don’t wanna get a jinn attached to me