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TeeHee The "you have a boyfriend dick" phenomenon in relationships

lnceI

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Why have i seen hundreds of posts on cuckit of foids saying this? What effect do they think this will have on their partner? either they have to like them (somewhat, atleast to the point where they dont want to lose them or whatever it is that theyre scared of losing exactly) but be extremely fucking retarded and not understand how this sounds from another persons perspective which makes sense because theyre foids and dont understand that male humans have feelings or they dont care and want to cuck their partner and do this as a test to see how they will react. In most cases ive seen after the male partner shares his feelings about her saying this they either get defensive or laugh about it, dont take it seriously which is why i think the second case is why most of them do it
 
she said that because she, the woman, has more sexual experience than you, the man, when you expected it to be the other way around.
 
I want to burn, behead and hang this motherfucker, then piss on his ashes.
 
it's nice to put things concisely isn't it?
 
"who wants to take 10inches every night" basically means its good but also so exhausting that you cant do it every night. also using 10inches as an example shows how delusional foids are since 10inches is extremely fucking rare and most foids will never see a 10inch penis in their life
 
This is what happens when a society gives women unfiltered sexual options.
 
"who wants to take 10inches every night" basically means its good but also so exhausting that you cant do it every night. also using 10inches as an example shows how delusional foids are since 10inches is extremely fucking rare and most foids will never see a 10inch penis in their life
Cope

Every foid has been dug out by monster cock. That's why they resort to fucking horses and goal posts.
 
Cope

Every foid has been dug out by monster cock. That's why they resort to fucking horses and goal posts.
no its not cope its a fact 10inches is one in thousands meaning only certain foids get to experience it not every becky you see
 
Even horses are too small nowadays. They go for bulls nowadays.
Got it—biggest overall penis by absolute size? That’s definitely the blue whale. Its penis can reach up to about 2.4 to 3 meters (8 to 10 feet) long, making it the largest known penis in the animal kingdom.

whalepill
 
she said that because she, the woman, has more sexual experience than you, the man, when you expected it to be the other way around.
You know that in the head of women, men, even ugly one, are smashing all around all the time? Women truly believe that for some reason.
 
No its not cope. do you have a fakecel dick and are trying to ego boost or what?
Nah I just think it's more popular based on pron movies
 
If a woman said I had a "boyfriend dick" I'd club her to death in a blind rage.
 
typical foid behavior

there compliments have to degrade you in some way because they want to feel superior then everyone around them

they even do it to each other :feelshaha:
 
Its just another way for a woman to say that she would occasionally like a dick that is bigger than yours, its not really a compliment when you dissect it.'

At the end of the day, you can never be too tall, or have a too big dick. The bigger the better, its the motto women go by when it comes to men.
 


Why have i seen hundreds of posts on cuckit of foids saying this? What effect do they think this will have on their partner? either they have to like them (somewhat, atleast to the point where they dont want to lose them or whatever it is that theyre scared of losing exactly) but be extremely fucking retarded and not understand how this sounds from another persons perspective which makes sense because theyre foids and dont understand that male humans have feelings or they dont care and want to cuck their partner and do this as a test to see how they will react. In most cases ive seen after the male partner shares his feelings about her saying this they either get defensive or laugh about it, dont take it seriously which is why i think the second case is why most of them do it


I have read this multiple times now. A female saying "you have a boyfriend dick", is one of the greatest insults.

Cope

Every foid has been dug out by monster cock. That's why they resort to fucking horses and goal posts.

@Spooky_Heejin @starystulejarz

no its not cope its a fact 10inches is one in thousands meaning only certain foids get to experience it not every becky you see

He is right, that she has seen bigger penises. Perhaps not a 10 inch penis, but a 7 inch penis and an 8 inch penis. While 10 inches is not that common, 8 inches or 7 inches, is not that rare as people make it out to be. She has encountered a 7 inch penis, perhaps even an 8 inch penis. For her, telling him, he has a "boyfriend dick" is one of the greatest insults. It is another way of saying, his penis is small. He does not even understand it:

I’ve been talking to this girl and she told me I have “boyfriend dick”. So i wanted to play dumb to see what her retort was gonna be:

Me: lmao what does that mean

Her: it’s a dick that’s not too big or too small

Me: I guess that’s a good thing?

Her: 100% because who wants to take 10 inches every night? That’s a lot fr

He thinks, this is a good thing. That is not a good thing.

And of course, we have the typical gaslighting in the comment section:

StormfallKnight
•4d ago



She said she 100% thinks your dick is good. Get over yourself.

Get over yourself brah.

BalltongueNoMore
•3d ago


I think that the guys that get offended by this term are looking at it like there's only two kinds of dick, "hookup dick," and " boyfriend dick." So with this mentality the latter would be, in their mind, the less desirable of the two.
In reality, either one of those is great for a woman. Hookup dick just implies that it probably isn't ideal long term due to pain, soreness, longer recovery period, more warmup so no quickies. So yeah, she doesn't want to deal with that all the time.
The alternative to those two would be small, which is what you are assuming she really means when she says you have "boyfriend dick." Just know that you are choosing to believe that she is lying. Is she a liar? Do you generally think that she is lying when she tells you things, or just about this subject?
When she says you have "boyfriend dick," she's saying you have the ideal dick. One that gives her pleasure without hurting her. She wouldn't say that about a small dick. Unless she's lying. If you're dating a liar, that's the real problem.

People in the comment section are actually retarded. This is Averagedickproblems where people gaslight you. It is not ideal due to pain brah. More warm up brah. She does not want to deal with it brah.
People on there are so retarded. If you say anything against that, you will get banned.

@LastGerman gtfih

I have been summoned.

@LastGerman daily dickpill sir

As usual. The daily penis pill strikes once again as a reminder. @Grodd
 
I have read this multiple times now. A female saying "you have a boyfriend dick", is one of the greatest insults.



@Spooky_Heejin @starystulejarz



He is right, that she has seen bigger penises. Perhaps not a 10 inch penis, but a 7 inch penis and an 8 inch penis. While 10 inches is not that common, 8 inches or 7 inches, is not that rare as people make it out to be. She has encountered a 7 inch penis, perhaps even an 8 inch penis. For her, telling him, he has a "boyfriend dick" is one of the greatest insults. It is another way of saying, his penis is small. He does not even understand it:



He thinks, this is a good thing. That is not a good thing.

And of course, we have the typical gaslighting in the comment section:



Get over yourself brah.



People in the comment section are actually retarded. This is Averagedickproblems where people gaslight you. It is not ideal due to pain brah. More warm up brah. She does not want to deal with it brah.
People on there are so retarded. If you say anything against that, you will get banned.



I have been summoned.



As usual. The daily penis pill strikes once again as a reminder. @Grodd
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