The universe hates me.

[Shrek 2]

The universe completely hates me. I went for a walk today, it started raining, and on the way back, my damn shoe came off! I had to walk on the rocky road, which hurt my feet. What a disaster! Damn it! Genetics and the universe are conspiring to make everything go wrong. It's unbelievable! And then a truck almost ran me over!

 

[Calamari Sun]

 

[Shrek 2]

 

[Cryo]

Did you also lose 10 reais?

 

[Shrek 2]

Did you also lose 10 reais?

I was almost killed, that's all.

 

[Cryo]

I was almost killed, that's all.

 

[Shrek 2]

Nothing different, just everything hates me.

 

[orthodox]

over for raincels

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]

brutel that happens to me sometimes when im walking to go buy alcohol

 

[Rick prime]

The universe completely hates me. I went for a walk today, it started raining, and on the way back, my damn shoe came off! I had to walk on the rocky road, which hurt my feet. What a disaster! Damn it! Genetics and the universe are conspiring to make everything go wrong. It's unbelievable! And then a truck almost ran me over!

The quantum fluctuations