THE ULTIMATE VOLCEL TEST

[Melinda]

You aren't an incel if you wouldn't date:
1. a woman above 50 years old
2. a deformed woman
3. a woman who looks like a man
4. a woman with bad hygiene
5. a woman with some form of retardation
6. a woman who is obese
7. a single mom with 10 kids from different daddies
8. a psychotic crackhead

And if you don't think gender is related to what kind of genitals you have:
a manly looking mtf tranny.

So, are you an incel or a volcel?

 

[FeminismsCancer]

OP is a volcel if he doesn't want sex with a mare.

 

[flowerful]

volcel it is

 

[Melinda]

OP is a volcel if he doesn't want sex with a mare.

I do, though. Some mares have pussies that look almost human.

 

[Jockcel]

Really nigga?

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Would you also be a volcel for not dating a water hag?

 

[Mahlo]

Volcel I guess

 

[cyborgglory]

OP is a volcel if he doesn't want sex with a mare.

its less about getting your dick wet and more about having a female agree to get your dick wet for free

 

[Noobcake]

The final blackpill no "incel" wants to take

 

[Melinda]

Would you also be a volcel for not dating a water hag?

What's a water hag, Ursula from the little mermaid? I'd fuck that octo-puss all night long.

 

[KingOfRome]

Volcel. I'm about 50% certain that I had this obese 40-something single mom interested in me one time; I never really bothered to find out for sure. Hell, her looks weren't even all that bad considering, but I just didn't care enough.

 

[Melinda]

its less about getting your dick wet and more about having a female agree to get your dick wet for free

Mares can agree.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Volcel it is then.

 

[IronMike]

I'm volcel because I won't date a woman whose face looks like the culmination of 3 dicks and ballsacks?

 

[Melinda]

I'm volcel because I won't date a woman whose face looks like the culmination of 3 dicks and ballsacks?

Yes. If your face doesn't look like 3 dicks and ballsacks you should be able to get a normal gf easily, anyways.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Mares can agree.

Indeed and they don't charge you either lol.

 

[KilluminoidBR]

Another retarded thread... -_-

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

What's a water hag, Ursula from the little mermaid? I'd fuck that octo-puss all night long.

 

[KingOfRome]

I'm volcel because I won't date a woman whose face looks like the culmination of 3 dicks and ballsacks?

You could fuck doggy style.

 

[cyborgglory]

Mares can agree

don't play stupid. you know that there is a difference.

 

[Melinda]

Nice tits

That's my looksmatch.

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don't play stupid. you know that there is a difference.

The main difference is that the mare is smarter than a human woman.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

That's my looksmatch.

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Would you refuse that?

 

[Melinda]

Would you refuse that?

No. Her body looks soft and warm, that's all I need.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

don't play stupid. you know that there is a difference.

The difference is that a mare is sexy and beautiful and the proposed hags are repulsive.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

No. Her body looks soft and warm, that's all I need.

Even with all the diseases she has and that she is ultra filthy? If you still do then, this makes you the kingcel.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Really nigga?

 

[It's All a Cope]

I couldn't date #2 because she jaw mogs me into oblivion.

 

[Melinda]

Even with all the diseases she has and that she is ultra filthy? If you still do then, this makes you the kingcel.

She's diseased? Nevermind, I'm a volcel.

 

[flowerful]

Even with all the diseases she has and that she is ultra filthy? If you still do then, this makes you the kingcel.

gravehags are better bro

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Drawing the line at disabled people doesn't make one volcel.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

gravehags are better bro

If the grave hag didn't have diseases he would probably fuck one, which is impressive I will admit. I wonder if he would accept a threesome with a water hag and a grave hag though (if they no diseases).

 

[Melinda]

Drawing the line at disabled people doesn't make one volcel.

Drawing a line at at anything above a corpse makes you a volcel.

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Put her in a corset to hide her fat gut, stick the floppy tits in a push up bra, add some fakeup to that face and get her some skin cream to get rid of the zits. With all that she could be a 6. And imagine how well she could give head with a tongue like that, damn.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Drawing a line at at anything above a corpse makes you a volcel.

Start fucking primates and die from aids or you're a volcel.

 

[flowerful]

If the grave hag didn't have diseases he would probably fuck one, which is impressive I will admit. I wonder if he would accept a threesome with a water hag and a grave hag though (if they no diseases).

legit drowners mog me

 

[Melinda]

Start fucking primates and die from aids or you're a volcel.

Let me reword that: drawing the line at anything above living female human makes you a volcel.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Drawing a line at at anything above a corpse makes you a volcel.

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Put her in a corset to hide her fat gut, stick the floppy tits in a push up bra, add some fakeup to that face and get her some skin cream to get rid of the zits. With all that she could be a 6. And imagine how well she could give head with a tongue like that, damn.

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I don't think you could ever get her to a six with looks like that. If you are willing to fuck a water hag you have lower standards then everyone here, I am not sure anyone else here would go that far. 

She could do some crazy stuff already with her long tounge, that would be interesting to see what else she can do.

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legit drowners mog me

I have only ever seen a drowner mog sam berns

 

[Melinda]

I don't think you could ever get her to a six with looks like that. If you are willing to fuck a water hag you have lower standards then everyone here, I am not sure anyone else here would go that far. 

She could do some crazy stuff already with her long tounge, that would be interesting to see what else she can do.

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I have only ever seen a drowner mog sam berns

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Makeup is basically witchcraft.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Makeup is basically witchcraft.

Holy shit they have to make this illegal

 

[Redpill Robert]

Guess I'm volcel.

 

[KyloRen]

Volcel

 

[stuart]

Everyone here is volcel. (By those standards).

 

[Melinda]

Holy shit they have to make this illegal

Corsets are witchcraft too.

 

[Recon9]

volcel it is

also youre cheating faggot, I'd date a women who looks like a man, just not a fucking FTM tranny

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Makeup is basically witchcraft.

Holy shit they have to make this illegal

lol, literal fucking whiteface

Holy shit they have to make this illegal

Corsets are witchcraft too.

actually i prefer the cute belly gf to the left, and right looks shopped

 

[Melinda]

also youre cheating faggot, I'd date a women who looks like a man, just not a fucking FTM tranny

They're not women, in your opinion? What about a MTF tranny, then?

Spoiler

 

[Kointo1]

Never in a million years would I do one of them.

 

[rickvanderhammer]

yes the skinny one doesn't repulse me, but they all have major deformities so this is stupid. they're all like 1 out of 10's, i'm a 2 at least

 

[Melinda]

yes the skinny one doesn't repulse me, but they all have major deformities so this is stupid. they're all like 1 out of 10's, i'm a 2 at least

One is just old, one is just fat, one looks like a man and one is mentally retarded. That's not deformed.

 

[Grain_of_sin]

They're not women, in your opinion? What about a MTF tranny, then?

Spoiler

This is not a MTF tranny. This is a crossdressing man.

 

[Melinda]

also youre cheating faggot, I'd date a women who looks like a man, just not a fucking FTM tranny

Would you date Skyler Cooper? She's not trans.

 

[rickvanderhammer]

One is just old, one is just fat, one looks like a man and one is mentally retarded. That's not deformed.

old one is like 100
fat one is a 400lb nigger who needs a scooter to get around
the tranny is deformed 
the mentally retarded person is deformed

my point stands they all have something grossly wrong with them