The Trad Churchgirl pill

[ServusLuciferi]

There are some of you who think you can Churchmaxx and get a chick if you go to Church on Sunday’s.

There are two types of single women who attend Church in 2022:

>Extremely socially stunted women with severe emotional problems, usually heavily autistic women who will fake cry to get attention
>Absolute fucking whores who have a body count above 20, sometimes in the hundreds. These are prettier and know how to wear makeup, but they put on the “I’m the pretty trad princess” facade. They will marry you and cuck you out of boredom

There is no salvation in Church my friends

 

[vermilion]

Unless you are young and decent-looking enough for them to introduce you to their daughters. Then you might have a chance...

 

[ServusLuciferi]

Unless you are young and decent-looking enough for them to introduce you to their daughters. Then you might have a chance...

That doesn’t guarantee that she’ll love you.

 

[Saint Cho]

The average church whore gets anally creampied on Saturday night and repents on Sunday service.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

There are some of you who think you can Churchmaxx and get a chick if you go to Church on Sunday’s.

There are two types of single women who attend Church in 2022:

>Extremely socially stunted women with severe emotional problems, usually heavily autistic women who will fake cry to get attention
>Absolute fucking whores who have a body count above 20, sometimes in the hundreds. These are prettier and know how to wear makeup, but they put on the “I’m the pretty trad princess” facade. They will marry you and cuck you out of boredom

There is no salvation in Church my friends

Tbh these are both tiny inkler fantasy and don’t exist irl

Women in American churches are either completely indistinguishable from the average foid you’d see on a college campus or they’re old as fuck

 

[gigacel123]

Anyone who isn't a retarded conservative boomer knows "trad" girls are faker than a pornstars tits

 

[ServusLuciferi]

Tbh these are both tiny inkler fantasy and don’t exist irl

Women in American churches are either completely indistinguishable from the average foid you’d see on a college campus or they’re old as fuck

We’ve gone to different Churches then. The average foid doesn’t go to Church

 

[SoloAlex]

God hates ugly men

 

[ServusLuciferi]

God hates ugly men

Amen

 

[vermilion]

That doesn’t guarantee that she’ll love you.

Do you want to get laid or not? Also, love can't be measured properly because it's not entirely a biological concept. It has biological and hormonal components behind it, but it's mostly philosophical and religious in nature.

Don't worry about love. As long as you manage to get your dick wet and have some kids, you should be fine.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

The average church whore gets anally creampied on Saturday night and repents on Sunday service.

I’ve met chicks who use this literal logic. “Saturday’s for getting trashed, Sunday’s to get cleansed”

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

There are some of you who think you can Churchmaxx and get a chick if you go to Church on Sunday’s.

There are two types of single women who attend Church in 2022:

>Extremely socially stunted women with severe emotional problems, usually heavily autistic women who will fake cry to get attention
>Absolute fucking whores who have a body count above 20, sometimes in the hundreds. These are prettier and know how to wear makeup, but they put on the “I’m the pretty trad princess” facade. They will marry you and cuck you out of boredom

There is no salvation in Church my friends

Old news dude

 

[ServusLuciferi]

Do you want to get laid or not? Also, love can't be measured properly because it's not entirely a biological concept. It has biological and hormonal components behind it, but it's mostly philosophical and religious in nature.

Don't worry about love. As long as you manage to get your dick wet and have some kids, you should be fine.

I can get a prostitute easily. All I want is to be desired, to feel like I have value, it has nothing to do with simply having kids, “love”, or merely getting my dick wet.

I want a girl who giggles and hugs me after sex. I want a girl I can wake up to the next day and she smiles seeing me wake up.

Most of us can realistically find used goods by age 28 or so to have kids with, but it would be nice to have more than monthly starfish sex with STDs

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

We’ve gone to different Churches then. The average foid doesn’t go to Church

Barely any foids go to church, in my experience there usually aren’t any women under 30 at church at all and the ones who are there aren’t unique in any way. They don’t even “pretend to be trad” they’re just typical college girls with social media addiction who wear skin tight leggings, twerk and party on weekends. They go to church because their parents do and it’s a cultural thing but they don’t even think about “religious values” like online autists

 

[Saint Cho]

I can get a prostitute easily. All I want is to be desired, to feel like I have value, it has nothing to do with simply having kids, “love”, or merely getting my dick wet.

I want a girl who giggles and hugs me after sex. I want a girl I can wake up to the next day and she smiles seeing me wake up.

Most of us can realistically find used goods by age 28 or so to have kids with, but it would be nice to have more than monthly starfish sex with STDs

Hopefully we reincarnate as chads in our next lives.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Why would a "Christian" foid laugh at a man for playing Pokemon and call him "Intellectually Disabled"?

Not a foid...a White hole.

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

Church fkn whore the day before they got their asses fucked by chads/frat boy and even drank their semen with anal as well nothing more disgusting than the so called religious girls the muslims are also huge whore.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

Do you want to get laid or not? Also, love can't be measured properly because it's not entirely a biological concept. It has biological and hormonal components behind it, but it's mostly philosophical and religious in nature.

Don't worry about love. As long as you manage to get your dick wet and have some kids, you should be fine.

Also, I would rather die alone than invest time into an illusion.
“She just doesn’t like sex, that’s okay. We can’t do anything together because she’s busy with her friends and work, but that’s okay.”

 

[Billowel]

whores are everywhere but this is a pointless thread.In church (the more "trad" ones,and not your local sunday church), you do see young couples who are looksmatched or at least the looks disparity is lower then usual(sometimes the girl mogs the guy actually). Are they the majority?no. they are the minority of a minority(most catholics don't even know or accept basic dogma,so that's why i said the more "trad" ones for those at least can be called "christians" in some sense), but at least compared to the secular world, they at least exist.

it is true that catholics can only consummate after marriage(and most of these young couples wait a bit before they marry since they want to have a "decent" job or whatever),so there is that,but considering most here want to feel "loved" and not just have a relationship based around sex,i would say you have better chances in church then elsewhere.

btw i am talking about the catholic church here so yeah. at the end of the day,these "trad" women are a minority, and most women who are "trad" do it because of family affiliation or other affiliations they have and not because they love god,so at the end of the day.and good trad women are a minority of a minority,so good trad women who love god and are trad because they want to love god are incredibly few. nice fantasy though.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

whores are everywhere but this is a pointless thread.In church (the more "trad" ones,and not your local sunday church), you do see young couples who are looksmatched or at least the looks disparity is lower then usual(sometimes the girl mogs the guy actually). Are they the majority?no. they are the minority of a minority(most catholics don't even know or accept basic dogma,so that's why i said the more "trad" ones for those at least can be called "christians" in some sense), but at least compared to the secular world, they at least exist.

it is true that catholics can only consummate after marriage(and most of these young couples wait a bit before they marry since they want to have a "decent" job or whatever),so there is that,but considering most here want to feel "loved" and not just have a relationship based around sex,i would say you have better chances in church then elsewhere.

btw i am talking about the catholic church here so yeah. at the end of the day,these "trad" women are a minority, and most women who are "trad" do it because of family affiliation or other affiliations they have and not because they love god,so at the end of the day.and good trad women are a minority of a minority,so good trad women who love god and are trad because they want to love god are incredibly few. nice fantasy though.

Honestly dude maybe I’m a “cuck” or a “simp”, but I wouldnt mind a woman who’s not so emotionally stunted that she can be playful and have some fun. Unironic trad virgins horrify me. One of my friends is marrying a 24 year old Virgin (she has autism and severe emotional problems), it’s a fucking nightmare seeing how unstable their relationship is due to her.

 

[Linesnap99]

there is no church for for face and this is not 1800s

 

[Deleted member 40767]

I can get a prostitute easily. All I want is to be desired, to feel like I have value, it has nothing to do with simply having kids, “love”, or merely getting my dick wet.

I want a girl who giggles and hugs me after sex. I want a girl I can wake up to the next day and she smiles seeing me wake up.

Most of us can realistically find used goods by age 28 or so to have kids with, but it would be nice to have more than monthly starfish sex with STDs

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYr1vaC_7L4

 

[Billowel]

Honestly dude maybe I’m a “cuck” or a “simp”, but I wouldnt mind a woman who’s not so emotionally stunted that she can be playful and have some fun. Unironic trad virgins horrify me. One of my friends is marrying a 24 year old Virgin (she has autism and severe emotional problems), it’s a fucking nightmare seeing how unstable their relationship is due to her.

just because someone is "trad" and is a "virgin",doesn't mean she is completely messed in the head. saint zelie was 26 when she married and she wasn't autistic or have "emotional" problems or be crazy in any sort of way. she was a normal women. there are plenty of "trad" women,where you can see they are crazy from a mile away(they often push random political points that have very little to do with christ,but are very important in "conservative" circles,and christ comes above any politics,so yeah).

is she christrian?she sounds like she is a virgin by circumstance(mentalcel) and thus isn't mentally different from your regular girl out in the streets. if she is that crazy,then yeah i doubt he will have a decent marriage if a marriage at all.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYr1vaC_7L4

My desire to be desired is also chemical. My very essence is chemical. Doesn't mean it's meaningless.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

just because someone is "trad" and is a "virgin",doesn't mean she is completely messed in the head. saint zelie was 26 when she married and she wasn't autistic or have "emotional" problems or be crazy in any sort of way. she was a normal women. there are plenty of "trad" women,where you can see they are crazy from a mile away(they often push random political points that have very little to do with christ,but are very important in "conservative" circles,and christ comes above any politics,so yeah).

is she christrian?she sounds like she is a virgin by circumstance(mentalcel) and thus isn't mentally different from your regular girl out in the streets. if she is that crazy,then yeah i doubt he will have a decent marriage if a marriage at all.

This isn't the 19th early 20th century with ascetic aristocratic sophistication. In today's world, 100 years later, men approach women from age 10 onwards and the chance of an unironic 26 year old virgin who is socially well adjusted is just not probable. You are far, far more likely to be falling for a manipulative sociopathic pos larping as a virgin than a woman who will break it to you like it is.

I would rather date a woman who admits she's had 4 one night stands with cute dudes in bars than a "virgin" who got her pussy ravaged by frat bros every weekend.

 

[Billowel]

This isn't the 19th early 20th century with ascetic aristocratic sophistication. In today's world, 100 years later, men approach women from age 10 onwards and the chance of an unironic 26 year old virgin who is socially well adjusted is just not probable. You are far, far more likely to be falling for a manipulative sociopathic pos larping as a virgin than a woman who will break it to you like it is.

I would rather date a woman who admits she's had 4 one night stands than a "virgin" who got her pussy ravaged by frat bros every weekend.

this is a matter of chance and not philosophical certainty.yeah most women who are virgins above 25+ are most likely crazy,ill, or have had severe issues. but then there are some who didn't date earlier,because they were busy taking care of their sick family,or tried the monastic life but then quit because it wasn't made for them etc etc etc.

as a general rule,if she breathes,she is most likely being a degenerate.but then there are the exceptions. hunting unicorns is a kind of meme,but unfortunately that's all the incel has.

 

[Ellsworth]

Churchgirls are Chad only just like all other girls.

 

[Deleted member 40767]

My desire to be desired is also chemical. My very essence is chemical. Doesn't mean it's meaningless.

it is everything on this earth will be obliterated by the sun in 5 billion years

 

[CrystalAut1st]

At my local church only people over 60-70

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

yes I realized this two years ago I was also church coping before then

 

[changethemail]

God hates ugly men

Word. Ugly men are created for the sole purpose of mocking the human race. It's God's own sick humor that permavirgins are created.

 

[changethemail]

Do you want to get laid or not? Also, love can't be measured properly because it's not entirely a biological concept. It has biological and hormonal components behind it, but it's mostly philosophical and religious in nature.

Don't worry about love. As long as you manage to get your dick wet and have some kids, you should be fine.

If we're talking about women in church, they're no different from the average girl. In fact, they may be more hypergamous than normal women since they are looking for "a provider".

Also, even if you get a girlfriend who's Christian, if you are ugly, sex is practically impossible. They will make up an excuse about how they have to "stay pure for marriage". That standard doesn't apply for Chads though, of course. It's a lose-lose scenarios for subhuman uggos.