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Story The time I purchased female panties

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-be me
-be 22yo
-just purchased my first Fleshlight the year prior and think I am totally on the edge in regards to kinks
-start really getting into porn at this time. viewing porn every day
-start really getting interested in porn where the guy fucks a girl while she is still wearing her panties or "Panty-job" videos
-had thrown my Fleshlight out because it ripped my foreskin (Phimosis) and so I needed something new
-can't decide what to do for weeks but something has got to give because my hand just isn't cutting it anymore
-see a video where a girl is wearing silk & satin panties
-see the panties on the dick
-picture what it must feel like to have a girl do that to me
-think it must be the panties! The panties have the power
-want to ejaculate super hard but I am also on a budget as I just got kicked out of college and have loans to pay back
-head to Wal-Mart and start scouring the aisles since I have no clue where feminine clothing is
-the panties are between a toy section and a women's dressing room but THEY AREN'T IN AN AISLE THEY ARE IN FUCKING RACKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR!!
-I can't be seen browsing female panties so I just start looking around that island of panties at various things and put them in my basket to look normal
-years later I realized all Wal-Marts have security cameras and how fucking creepy it would have looked to see my ugly ass pacing in a circle from aisle to aisle in a clearly defined way around the female panty section to a store security employee
-the temperature is pretty normal but I am sweating like a pig as if I had just run a marathon
-finally get the courage to walk NEAR the aisle but chicken out and walk past the panties without picking anything up or really getting a good look. just a glimpse of what looked like different varities
-at this point it is literally 40 minutes of me just taking second glances at the panties from an aisle away while I try to psych myself out
-See an old woman pick out panties and decide if an old woman can do it then so can I
-Finally push my cart to the panty section and keep my cart there. I feel like the whole store is watching me now. My eyes keep blinking. My heart races. I see the different kinds of panties and immediately try to decide what would feel the best on my dick
-Too many choices to pick from so I just pick the 100% cotton variety with cute animal print on them. Was there for probably only 1 minute
-Head to the cashier but have to unload all the crap I got but wasn't going to buy before I go to checkout
-Make a quick run for some AstroGlide as I'm going to make this night very special
"Ohhhh how cute. Do you have a daughter?"
-Huh?
"My girl just loves this show. Yours?"
-realize I got fucking baby panties. mind can't think. exclaim I don't have a daughter as the cashier rings up my fucking lube right after ringing up the panties.
-she turns ghost white but keeps ringing up my order. doesn't even say anything after that.
-I leave the store to have one of the best faps of my night
Moral of the story is if you need a different sensation for masturbation then try jerking off into female panties.
Cotton is very good
Silk feels nice and cool on your cock. Like the cool side of the pillow
Child panties actually make your dick look huge by comparison and are cheap as you can usually get 3 or 5 to a pack whereas adult female underwear is usually 1 for $20 or something outrageous like that

I obviously couldn't let my parents see the panties so I had to hide them. I would jack off and cum into them and then hide them. They only lasted a few weeks before I had to throw them away. Cotton absorbs cum really good but also the smell. I ended up being a degenerate and falling further and further into my own lust for something different during masturbation. I would go to our apartment laundromat and grab some panties or bras that were left out to dry. I would go to thrift stores or yard sales and buy used up undergarments and jerk off into those. I used to jerk off into my coworkers sweater pockets as the wool felt so nice and warm and fuzzy around my penis during the cold winter months.

You guys ever do anything similar?
 
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The time I did some cuck shit
 
-realize I got fucking baby panties. mind can't think. exclaim I don't have a daughter as the cashier rings up my fucking lube right after ringing up the panties.
 
bro why buy just steal tbh
120613
 
Hello cucktears, please don't ruin this man's day.
 
The best part of the story (jerking off into coworker sweater) was the shortest part of the story. :feelsugh:
 
Not a single word

You’re a cuck for buying panties though
 
Now that sounds based, but why child panties?
 
How can you be so high and low inhib at the same time
 
buy a wife next time
 
One of the best stories ever kek, has potential to be a 4chan greentext story :feelskek:
 
Guests: 10 SOY BUNSHIN :soy:
One of the best stories ever kek, has potential to be a 4chan greentext story :feelskek:
4chan is normie larp. ITcels post there NOW too. Thats why you see a LOT of pedos and dangerous trannies who blackmail you on there.
 
You could have just got real panties and your excuse should be you're getting them for your girlfriend as a present.

Act as if you're :chad: lol
 
Nice LARP, must have taken a while to put it together but it was worth it. :feelsokman:
 
-Head to the cashier but have to unload all the crap I got but wasn't going to buy before I go to checkout
-Make a quick run for some AstroGlide as I'm going to make this night very special
"Ohhhh how cute. Do you have a daughter?"
-Huh?
"My girl just loves this show. Yours?"
-realize I got fucking baby panties. mind can't think. exclaim I don't have a daughter as the cashier rings up my fucking lube right after ringing up the panties.
-she turns ghost white but keeps ringing up my order. doesn't even say anything after that.
-I leave the store to have one of the best faps of my night
Moral of the story is if you need a different sensation for masturbation then try jerking off into female panties.
Cotton is very good
Silk feels nice and cool on


This cant be true kekk

Nice read though
 
IT larp lmao see you boy on cuckit frontpage
 
Low iq larp, if you buy panties and lube together at least go to a self checkout.
 
wtf if this is real then you could have been in huge trouble. Im surprised she didn't call the cops
 
Im surprised she didn't call the cops
lol at calling the cops. What would that have done? You can't call the cops on a guy for purchasing underwear. Even if I do look like an incel. (Whatever that means)
Story is 100% true though. Obviously, I left certain things out to not doxx myself or cross the line but that is exactly what happened.
 
I bought some panties to go with my hip onahole, but I just ordered them online
 
but I just ordered them online
I lived with my parents at the time so I couldn't buy anything online otherwise I'd risk them getting and opening the package. (Even though it is illegal to open somebody else's mail my parents do it all the time)

If I ever get rich and buy my own place I plan on purchasing a sex doll and yeah I'd purchase all of her clothes and accessories online and just have them shipped to my door. When I was young and dumb I can kind of see how normies may forgive me purchasing female underwear but no way I'm going to be purchasing lingerie for my waifu so I can have sex with her back at the home when I'm 40+
 
High IQ high Quality Post tbqh
 
That's some proper degeneracy right here.
Also, why didn't you just buy all the shit on the internet?
 
-be me
-be 22yo
-just purchased my first Fleshlight the year prior and think I am totally on the edge in regards to kinks
-start really getting into porn at this time. viewing porn every day
-start really getting interested in porn where the guy fucks a girl while she is still wearing her panties or "Panty-job" videos
-had thrown my Fleshlight out because it ripped my foreskin (Phimosis) and so I needed something new
-can't decide what to do for weeks but something has got to give because my hand just isn't cutting it anymore
-see a video where a girl is wearing silk & satin panties
-see the panties on the dick
-picture what it must feel like to have a girl do that to me
-think it must be the panties! The panties have the power
-want to ejaculate super hard but I am also on a budget as I just got kicked out of college and have loans to pay back
-head to Wal-Mart and start scouring the aisles since I have no clue where feminine clothing is
-the panties are between a toy section and a women's dressing room but THEY AREN'T IN AN AISLE THEY ARE IN FUCKING RACKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR!!
-I can't be seen browsing female panties so I just start looking around that island of panties at various things and put them in my basket to look normal
-years later I realized all Wal-Marts have security cameras and how fucking creepy it would have looked to see my ugly ass pacing in a circle from aisle to aisle in a clearly defined way around the female panty section to a store security employee
-the temperature is pretty normal but I am sweating like a pig as if I had just run a marathon
-finally get the courage to walk NEAR the aisle but chicken out and walk past the panties without picking anything up or really getting a good look. just a glimpse of what looked like different varities
-at this point it is literally 40 minutes of me just taking second glances at the panties from an aisle away while I try to psych myself out
-See an old woman pick out panties and decide if an old woman can do it then so can I
-Finally push my cart to the panty section and keep my cart there. I feel like the whole store is watching me now. My eyes keep blinking. My heart races. I see the different kinds of panties and immediately try to decide what would feel the best on my dick
-Too many choices to pick from so I just pick the 100% cotton variety with cute animal print on them. Was there for probably only 1 minute
-Head to the cashier but have to unload all the crap I got but wasn't going to buy before I go to checkout
-Make a quick run for some AstroGlide as I'm going to make this night very special

-Huh?

-realize I got fucking baby panties. mind can't think. exclaim I don't have a daughter as the cashier rings up my fucking lube right after ringing up the panties.
-she turns ghost white but keeps ringing up my order. doesn't even say anything after that.
-I leave the store to have one of the best faps of my night
Moral of the story is if you need a different sensation for masturbation then try jerking off into female panties.
Cotton is very good
Silk feels nice and cool on your cock. Like the cool side of the pillow
Child panties actually make your dick look huge by comparison and are cheap as you can usually get 3 or 5 to a pack whereas adult female underwear is usually 1 for $20 or something outrageous like that

I obviously couldn't let my parents see the panties so I had to hide them. I would jack off and cum into them and then hide them. They only lasted a few weeks before I had to throw them away. Cotton absorbs cum really good but also the smell. I ended up being a degenerate and falling further and further into my own lust for something different during masturbation. I would go to our apartment laundromat and grab some panties or bras that were left out to dry. I would go to thrift stores or yard sales and buy used up undergarments and jerk off into those. I used to jerk off into my coworkers sweater pockets as the wool felt so nice and warm and fuzzy around my penis during the cold winter months.

You guys ever do anything similar?
I really enjoyed reading this one. Massive respect, must have been really stressful

Reminds me of the time i bought a fleshlight in a sexstore. Was really awkward walking outside the store because people probably thought "why is this ugly ass mf in a sex store when he cant possible have sex"

Remin
 
I have a collection too. Don’t buy in person though and don’t buy from retailers, Amazon, Walmart etc. You should buy from Chinese sellers like AliExpress. It’s cheaper and they have better selection. I got some really nice frilly ones that are for a teen girls those are fun, they are small because it’s Asian sizes. I wash mine for reuse, make a good cum catch.
 
Baby panties and lube; $20.

Look on cashiers face; priceless!
 
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: horniness hits you different different.
If you were a low inhib god you would have browsed the panties picked one and when asked said it was for you what they going to do?:feelskek: Clown world anyways.
 
Holy crap, pretty hard cringe op
 
Well that was weird
And the fact that you bought baby panties and lube from the same store just blows my mind.
Also heres a piece of advice
Those people will not care about what you buy lol,they are wagies who just want to earn money and gtfo
 

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