I just randomly remembered this story from my childhood and thought I would share it here because I've never told it to anyone even though its kind of funny to me in retrospect even if embarrassing. So for some background, as a little kid I was really talkative even with complete strangers. Usually I'd just talk about animals or dinosaurs or whatever, just random shit I liked then basically. This was before I suffered major twink death and became a complete sub 5 ogre so people would respond well and of course I had a halo from being a literal kid.
Anyway, background information aside here's the short story: I was in the subway with my family (I'm from Jew York) and sitting down with two other people (strangers) right next to me and across from me there were two asian foids sitting down. I barely remember anything about them considering this happened like 17 years ago but I think one of them was slightly above average and the other was just average, they were probably university age or maybe seniors in high school.
Anyway my tism strikes and I start a conversation with them or maybe join a conversation they were having (don't remember) and just started yapping nonstop for like 20 minutes probably. I remember their moods visibly lightening up, and they started to smile while talking back to me. But I had already been outside for hours and iirc I drank a lot so I needed to piss super bad. Eventually I couldn't hold it in so I just pissed myself, but it wasn't really apparent that my pants were soiled (I think I was wearing black pants that day or maybe I was covering it with a jacket) but I remained stoic and kept talking with the same confidence I had before
this must be how chads feel daily. The asian foids had no clue but the two people sitting next to me could probably smell it jfl.
Eventually my stop came and I had to say bye to my new friends. I remember as I was walking home with my family, my mom turned to me and said "Did you piss yourself? I thought that smell was coming from your chink girlfriends" and I was just like "Yeah lol" after that I don't remember what happened but I probably went home and took a shower and changed pants.
I don't know if its as funny to read for you guys as it was for me to experience and recall but its just ironic to me that back then, before I became ugly and unlovable, before I took the blackpill, that I was extremely confident and actually had a good "personality" to such a degree that I could piss myself and remain unphased while talking to two foids. (tbf I was literally 4 but still)
tldr: rizzed up two chink foids as a 4 year old while soiling my pants on the subway
Anyway, background information aside here's the short story: I was in the subway with my family (I'm from Jew York) and sitting down with two other people (strangers) right next to me and across from me there were two asian foids sitting down. I barely remember anything about them considering this happened like 17 years ago but I think one of them was slightly above average and the other was just average, they were probably university age or maybe seniors in high school.
Anyway my tism strikes and I start a conversation with them or maybe join a conversation they were having (don't remember) and just started yapping nonstop for like 20 minutes probably. I remember their moods visibly lightening up, and they started to smile while talking back to me. But I had already been outside for hours and iirc I drank a lot so I needed to piss super bad. Eventually I couldn't hold it in so I just pissed myself, but it wasn't really apparent that my pants were soiled (I think I was wearing black pants that day or maybe I was covering it with a jacket) but I remained stoic and kept talking with the same confidence I had before
this must be how chads feel daily. The asian foids had no clue but the two people sitting next to me could probably smell it jfl.Eventually my stop came and I had to say bye to my new friends. I remember as I was walking home with my family, my mom turned to me and said "Did you piss yourself? I thought that smell was coming from your chink girlfriends"
and I was just like "Yeah lol" after that I don't remember what happened but I probably went home and took a shower and changed pants.I don't know if its as funny to read for you guys as it was for me to experience and recall but its just ironic to me that back then, before I became ugly and unlovable, before I took the blackpill, that I was extremely confident and actually had a good "personality" to such a degree that I could piss myself and remain unphased while talking to two foids. (tbf I was literally 4 but still)
tldr: rizzed up two chink foids as a 4 year old while soiling my pants on the subway
