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Many years ago, decades - perhaps before most of you were born - I had a cold call sales job...

It was for long lasting military grade incandescent lightbulbs... Made and sold by disabled people.

All kind of disabled people. Blind, legless, armless, handless, retards, alcoholic's and junkies were included.

Since I was young and healthy at the time - in my 20's? - I picked "alcoholic" as my disability...

I worked there a few weeks, made a few sales. Then one day the manager called me into his office...

"I notice you are always on time? You never miss a day? You do a good job and get along with everyone... I don't think you are a alcoholic at all! We are going to have to let you go. We only hire the disabled here."

I was shocked! It was the only job available at the time.

It was only a few decades later that I became a legit alcoholic. But it was too late

Brutal stuff.
 
Many years ago, decades - perhaps before most of you were born - I had a cold call sales job...

It was for long lasting military grade incandescent lightbulbs... Made and sold by disabled people.

All kind of disabled people. Blind, legless, armless, handless, retards, alcoholic's and junkies were included.

Since I was young and healthy at the time - in my 20's? - I picked "alcoholic" as my disability...

I worked there a few weeks, made a few sales. Then one day the manager called me into his office...

"I notice you are always on time? You never miss a day? You do a good job and get along with everyone... I don't think you are a alcoholic at all! We are going to have to let you go. We only hire the disabled here."

I was shocked! It was the only job available at the time.

It was only a few decades later that I became a legit alcoholic. But it was too late

Brutal stuff.
brootal
 
Fakecel Trait. :chad:
 
Over for sobercels
 
All kind of disabled people. Blind, legless, armless, handless, retards, alcoholic's and junkies were included.
What kind of nonsense is this?
I'm a drunk, not a cripple!
 
It was only a few decades later that I became a legit alcoholic. But it was too late
Just go back there drunk and demand that the termination be rescinded. :feelsthink:
 
-:soy:

The employer wants control over you and if he cannot have that then you’re useless to him
No, the entire point of the company is all disabled workers.
 
Rare Emba non word word reply post.

Over for non-alchoholic cels.
 
Fuck dat Officuh my Cuh
DEI missoverdozed over deir KIKE applications
 
Just be an alcoholic to keep a job theory
 
This was long before that became a popular and mostly legal thing
Sometimes I forget how old you are. Yes, there was a time when there was something like law and order.
 
Kek. They put alcoholics in charge of sales. What did the opium addicts do? Were they in charge of the medical department?
 
Should’ve pretended to be drunk
 

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