Yes... I had fractured my cock and balls.
Allow me to explain the most painful moment in my entire life.
I was around 5 years old when this crime scene occured.
Running alongside my classmates playing the universally beloved game of tag, enjoying my temporary social life that would soon be non-existent by the time I hit age 12.
I decided to head off track and do my own thing.
What was I going to do? Parkour of course!?
I've seen these parkour videos on YouTube so what could possibly go wrong?
I run full force to prepare myself for the legendary jump from the floor onto the playground set.
I jumped like a nigger trying to jump a fence to escape from the cops, the upper half of my body was there, but my lower half wasn't.
My cock and balls are immediately crushed on impact as if they were just squeezed by the Amazon women in Futurama.
I feel to the ground convulsing in great pain afterwards being taken into the back of an ambulance on a stretcher.
Moral of the story, don't be retarded.
Even if I ever ascended (which I won't) but in the fictional scenario that I ever did, my son would come out looking like sloth from the goonies.
And If that ever happened i would probably whip out a pistol and blow my brains out right then and there.
Allow me to explain the most painful moment in my entire life.
I was around 5 years old when this crime scene occured.
Running alongside my classmates playing the universally beloved game of tag, enjoying my temporary social life that would soon be non-existent by the time I hit age 12.
I decided to head off track and do my own thing.
What was I going to do? Parkour of course!?
I've seen these parkour videos on YouTube so what could possibly go wrong?
I run full force to prepare myself for the legendary jump from the floor onto the playground set.
I jumped like a nigger trying to jump a fence to escape from the cops, the upper half of my body was there, but my lower half wasn't.
My cock and balls are immediately crushed on impact as if they were just squeezed by the Amazon women in Futurama.
I feel to the ground convulsing in great pain afterwards being taken into the back of an ambulance on a stretcher.
Moral of the story, don't be retarded.
Even if I ever ascended (which I won't) but in the fictional scenario that I ever did, my son would come out looking like sloth from the goonies.
And If that ever happened i would probably whip out a pistol and blow my brains out right then and there.
