Well it’s that time again to admit to borderline illegal things on a honeypot website.
Anyway I was so down bad when this happened, it was like a few months before I joined this site, I am not quite sure tbh. Anyway it was in the summer and there was this small bike trail that I would hang out at everyday. On this trail there was this small Bridge and underneath it was a dried up river bed
Anyway I used to fuck around on this dried up river bed, had some fun made some memories being a dumbass and what not, basically I acted like a little kid throwing rocks around and smacking shit with sticks despite being 18/19 at the time. Anyway I was really horny and downbad at this time for some reason.
I remember one boring week day at around 3pm I was fucking around the river bed when I saw two middle aged white foids and a Asian foid walk by on the bridge together. I remember one of them looked really hot and she was half naked (sports bra and shorts) anyway they where chatting and laughing with each other as they passed by.
Anyway I was so horny that I came up with an idea, when they returned and walked over the bridge again I was going to stand under it in their view and take a piss.
Eventually after ten minutes I could hear them yapping again so I got ready, I whipped my entire dick out of my shorts and stood there facing the bridge and I was like half hard.
Just as they where about to be in sight I was like “yeah this probably isn’t going to end well, I don’t really want to be a sex offender before I turn twenty” so I put my dick in my pants. The funniest part? When they passed over me they didn’t even look down at me, meaning they didn’t even know I was there.
Maybe if I had decided to piss they would have heard me but I don’t really know what would have happened, I didn’t want to shit where I eat because that place was basically my only hangout spot and I didn’t want them to complain about me pissing infront of them and have to deal with the police.
But yeah be careful what actions you take when you’re horny, am 23 now and I am basically reaching the lazy bum stage of my life so I don’t feel as horny. But yeah it can lead to destruction
(This goes without saying this is totally 100% Fictional storytelling, this whole account is a ARG)
Anyway I was so down bad when this happened, it was like a few months before I joined this site, I am not quite sure tbh. Anyway it was in the summer and there was this small bike trail that I would hang out at everyday. On this trail there was this small Bridge and underneath it was a dried up river bed
Anyway I used to fuck around on this dried up river bed, had some fun made some memories being a dumbass and what not, basically I acted like a little kid throwing rocks around and smacking shit with sticks despite being 18/19 at the time. Anyway I was really horny and downbad at this time for some reason.
I remember one boring week day at around 3pm I was fucking around the river bed when I saw two middle aged white foids and a Asian foid walk by on the bridge together. I remember one of them looked really hot and she was half naked (sports bra and shorts) anyway they where chatting and laughing with each other as they passed by.
Anyway I was so horny that I came up with an idea, when they returned and walked over the bridge again I was going to stand under it in their view and take a piss.
Eventually after ten minutes I could hear them yapping again so I got ready, I whipped my entire dick out of my shorts and stood there facing the bridge and I was like half hard.
Just as they where about to be in sight I was like “yeah this probably isn’t going to end well, I don’t really want to be a sex offender before I turn twenty” so I put my dick in my pants. The funniest part? When they passed over me they didn’t even look down at me, meaning they didn’t even know I was there.
Maybe if I had decided to piss they would have heard me but I don’t really know what would have happened, I didn’t want to shit where I eat because that place was basically my only hangout spot and I didn’t want them to complain about me pissing infront of them and have to deal with the police.
But yeah be careful what actions you take when you’re horny, am 23 now and I am basically reaching the lazy bum stage of my life so I don’t feel as horny. But yeah it can lead to destruction
(This goes without saying this is totally 100% Fictional storytelling, this whole account is a ARG)
